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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
makes u think

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



So how were the first two fights?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Detroit_Dogg posted:

makes u think



http://www.wimp.com/whogreets/

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Mr. Nice! posted:

So how were the first two fights?

the strawweight fight was fun but one sided. gaedlha outclassed lahdemaki but that might not being saying much. the other one was a dominating first round that buckled the loser's knee so bad they ended it between rounds.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

makes u think


the bear community at long last has another ally with poor taste in the octagon

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I'm enjoying Sterling's takedowns in this fight, they're pretty cool. Particularly fun when he held onto a single for a while and then kicked Viana's posted leg out from under him.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

TheRationalRedditor posted:

the bear community at long last has another ally with poor taste in the octagon

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Failed armbar attempt to mount was cool as poo poo.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Kool finish in a 3rd round no less
he forgot to include the URL in that garish display

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

TheRationalRedditor posted:

the bear community at long last has another ally with poor taste in the octagon

The bear community is probably busy trading spankpics of Roy Nelson

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
That's why I said "another"! how could he unseat the corpulent king of beehives & salmon

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Kool finish in a 3rd round no less

he forgot to include the URL in that garish display

It's his fursona, dude.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Finishing with backhand hammerfists? Mad disrespect bonus

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Out of all the things to survive the early days of MMA I think one of the ones I'm most surprised about is Bad Boy trunks with evil eyes on your rear end cheeks.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Let's get a count going on inadvisable fight decisions by Jessamyn in this one

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Jessamyn "The Done" Duke

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Looks like taking the fight was mistake #1.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
drat

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
:stare:

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

EvanSchenck posted:

Let's get a count going on inadvisable fight decisions by Jessamyn in this one

She wound up not even having the time to gently caress up!

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
jessamyn "the paul roma of the horsewomen" duke.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
that was a beautiful TKO! I am loving wmma

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I'm impressed by the sheer length of that ending flurry

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

jessamyn "the paul roma of the horsewomen" duke.

Mongo McMichael


fatherdog posted:

I'm impressed by the sheer length of that ending flurry

CHICK DIAZ

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

fatherdog posted:

I'm impressed by the sheer length of that ending flurry

That and throwing a knee to the body as soon as she saw Duke was hurt there.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
That was a cool TKO, I love seeing fighters throw high kicks in during punching flurries.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
drat Joe Lauzon gothis rear end kicked by that girl

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



NotQuiteQuentin posted:

jessamyn "the paul roma of the horsewomen" duke.

She might be the David Flair by next fight.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Dan Miller, brother of Jim Miller, Cole Miller, Micah Miller, Jason Miller, Miller High Life

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
The Heaviest Lightweights

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

Well _someone_ has to represent these days. That was loving crazy.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Gleison looks tiny next to Healy. :eek:

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

tesilential posted:

Gleison looks tiny next to Healy. :eek:

No, he still looks huge.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Healy's striking looks like he's warming up underwater. God drat, I don't remember him being that slow.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Those first 9 minutes were probably the best movement Gleison's ever displayed. Now Healy's finally doing something.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
FatherDog, please tell me this is a New Jersey warrior ritual or something

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Gleison is going to fight in UFC forever

Xyretire
May 22, 2003
Lickin' the Gun.
That poor lady almost fell out of her chair. I don't blame her.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
*Muay Thai*

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Let's go gasoline boy!

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