UFC Fight Night 45 GDT: Miller vs. Budweiser

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tezcatlipoca posted:

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best fight of the night

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:11

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:30

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I can't stop laughing at this kid's sky-high pinata head, and special guest referee Shawn Michaels' manic sidestepping

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:16

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Alex really needs to figure out his defense, fast.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:16

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

They're gonna have to start testing for gasoline drinking because apparently it gives you an iron chin/body.

He also proved before fighting that he has a massive gas tank.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:18

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I'm not sure what White's strategy is other than lose a decision

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:19

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

It's amazing how much of a difference feinting makes.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:21

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Just got caught up, Pat Healy has convinced me that pot actually is performance enhancing.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:22

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

White truly did train his wrestling and did what everyone who trained their wrestling does, stays standing. Hope he can finish it now

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MagicCube posted:

They're gonna have to start testing for gasoline drinking because apparently it gives you an iron chin/body.

He also proved before fighting that he has a massive gas tank.

Drink gas and OD on heroin and you'll be an unstoppable fighting machine.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:24

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

loool that knockout

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:25

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

Hahaha what a delayed KO. That was crazy.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Holy poo poo that KO :stare:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:26

Hexum: Jul 23, 2003

Awesome

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:26

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Finish Him

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:26

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

I was about to praise White for his head movement, and he saved the best for last

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:27

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

I just pushed all the buttons on my computer and now I have a concussion. Thanks a lot Dr. Stann.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:27

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Why did White not shoot on him once? Darn it

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:27

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

That was a great ending to a good fight

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:28

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Those ground strikes were absurd, like he thought if he knocked him out more than once it'd count as more than one win

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:29

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

He should consider training full time, and probably not actually at a Universal Fitness

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:29

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

DoombatINC posted:

Those ground strikes were absurd, like he thought if he knocked him out more than once it'd count as more than one win

SHOOT AH BOX

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:30

Hexum: Jul 23, 2003

don corleone translating tonight

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:30

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

a victory over an anthropomorphic slam-man poured from the facemold of rory macdonald in the third round is nothing to screamingly boast over

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:30

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I want a dynamic fastener hat

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:32

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I want a dynamic fastener hat

I don't, they are a popular target for robbers.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I want a dynamic fastener hat

Fitted or snapback

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:35

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

LobsterMobster posted:

Fitted or snapback

Snapback preferably.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:35

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

TheRationalRedditor posted:

a victory over an anthropomorphic slam-man poured from the facemold of rory macdonald in the third round is nothing to screamingly boast over

This would be the Chute Boxe reaction to beating a child with cystic fibrosis in a foot race too

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:36

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I hope tapout and affliction shirts are phased out and replaced with dudes wearing DYNAMIC FASTENER shirts all over the place.

maffew buildings posted:

This would be the Chute Boxe reaction to beating a child with cystic fibrosis in a foot race too

Sixty five roses? Never heard of it

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:37

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Lineker made weight??

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:40

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Sure did

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:43

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

Lineker made weight??

I know right

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:45

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Running real fast is the best takedown defense.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:50

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I bought a packet of Turkish Delights at the Arab market this afternoon and they're loving awful. That is all.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:50

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

They are really punching the poo poo out of each other.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:52

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

I'm not sure the strategy of eating a lot of uppercuts is the best but I'm not a fighter so :shrug:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:54

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Lineker is my fuckin man

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:57

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

More bodddy shots yessssss :unsmigghh:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:59

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

Oh my god that was awesome

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:59

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:30

Hexum: Jul 23, 2003

that ruled

# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:59

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