Space: Good or Bad?

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Space: Good or Bad?

«‹›17 »

Robo Reagan: by Fluffdaddy

Highly Unnecessary posted:

""Space" - Carl Sagan" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:47

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 6, 2024 17:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Everybody owes it to themselves to read this thread from the beginning. Seriously.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I like to shoot ropes into my own mouth and then dribble my cum out on a mirror and imagine I'm swapping my cum with mirror me. I'm in a cave when I do this, deep int he womb of the enclosing Earth, not in some airless nightmare void that goes on forever

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:22

SniperWoreConverse

a good thread, much like space is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:21

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

The vote on "Space: Good or Bad?" went to the supreme court and their end result was: "We couldn't decide."

# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:23

Ralp: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I like byob now

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:28

Matoi Ryuko

Ralp posted:

I like byob now

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:38

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Ralp posted:

I love byob now

# ? Jul 24, 2014 13:52

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Ralp posted:

I like byob now

Oh, word?

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:09

SHISHKABOB

I know a lot about space ask me anything

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:27

FluffieDuckie

Ralp posted:

I like byob now

ralp!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:30

a whole buncha crows: WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

SHISHKABOB posted:

I know a lot about space ask me anything

Cool, so I read that you could travel faster than the speed of light if you were on a really really long thing and spun it what would happen at above light speed

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:40

SHISHKABOB

Nation posted:

Cool, so I read that you could travel faster than the speed of light if you were on a really really long thing and spun it what would happen at above light speed

It would bend a lot. In other words the forces would be so ridiculous that it wouldn't keep up with itself. An easier to imagine scenario is say you have a long rod that is like light years long and you give it a push on one end. Essentially what happens is that the "movement" of the rod is a big "wave".like a slinky. Infortmation cannot arrive at a location faster than the speed of light, so that is how the motion of the rod would be limited. I imagine that the spinning rod would be similar except it would probably just snap.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 20:03

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

space is fuckin nasty yall

# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:07

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

this thread? thought i settled this matter a long time ago..

# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my new dog posted:

this thread? thought i settled this matter a long time ago..

yeah, because space is the best, obviously

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:00

cuntman.net

welcome back thread

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:03

poverty goat

space is good because that's where astronaut icecream comes from

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:08

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

yeah, because space is the best, obviously

what the

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:10

tao of lmao

This thread has completed one orbit around SA, thus beginning a new posting year.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

space is good because that's where astronaut icecream comes from

that's not true, but space is still incredible

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:17

bog pixie

send this to Science, Academics, and Languages, where it belongs!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:58

weird: by zen death robot

Ectral posted:

send this to Science, Academics, and Languages, where it belongs!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:00

tao of lmao

kids get on the bus, we're going on a field trip

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:01

nvm no cake

i would just like to say, that space is extremely good and cool, and if you disagree well then we cant be friends any more sorry

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:24

thewizardofshoe

space is literally this chillest, thank you and star baby bless

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:27

i am he

space is poo poo. total utter poo poo. and you can go back to reddit if you disagree.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:07

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Everybody owes it to themselves to read this thread from the beginning. Seriously.

this. it's a work of art

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FluffieDuckie posted:

this. it's a work of art

Tezzor posted:

i poo poo my spacepant, when im in space (often)

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:26

cruft

Ectral posted:

send this to Science, Academics, and Languages, where it belongs!

Oh my god yes, this thread needs to be kicked around for months at the least.

Which incidentally is how long it would take to get to Mars even if you went really really fast. How can anyone think space is good?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:49

FluffieDuckie

i think it belongs in the goldmine.

it is after all the thread that made ralp finally admit he liked us.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:03

Matoi Ryuko

FluffieDuckie posted:

i think it belongs in the goldmine.

it is after all the thread that made ralp finally admit he liked us.

I hate the gold mine, why put the best threads in a place where no one can post in them??

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:14

cruft

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I hate the gold mine, why put the best threads in a place where no one can post in them??

For mining purposes, duh!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:18

Salmiakki

FluffieDuckie posted:

i think it belongs in the goldmine.

it is after all the thread that made ralp finally admit he liked us.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:28

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

i think thre are sides to this matter we havent discussed properly, like how space killed a dog

# ? Aug 7, 2014 12:53

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

haha it is cool to revive old cool threads isn't it guys?

yes let's do more of this.

I missed this thread the first time. voting 5.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:19

poverty goat

my new dog posted:

i think thre are sides to this matter we havent discussed properly, like how space killed a dog

earth has killed millions of dogs though, dont be disingenuous

# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:09

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

man's lust for space is his lust for the vagina, the emptyness and nothingness of women that creates life

men can never truly understand space, not having a vagina

that is why men long to put their guns into space, to impregnate the Other

space good

# ? Aug 8, 2014 01:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

HUSKY DILF posted:

man's lust for space is his lust for the vagina, the emptyness and nothingness of women that creates life

men can never truly understand space, not having a vagina

that is why men long to put their guns into space, to impregnate the Other

space good

my wife hates space, but thinks rockets are sexy

# ? Aug 8, 2014 02:14

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 6, 2024 17:15

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my wife hates space, but thinks rockets are sexy

ill cuck u

# ? Aug 8, 2014 02:22

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Space: Good or Bad?

«‹›17 »