Space: Good or Bad?

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Chinatown: by Fluffdaddy

When I think about the mystery of space, it's like, wow, is it good, or is it bad? It's mysterious, so it could be either. Some people say it's good, but then, other people are say "not so fast, space is bad." It's a big mystery that even Sherlock couldn't solve, but maybe if Dr. Who helped him. Until then, I'm just going to go with: no comment.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 19, 2014

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Miltank: by XyloJW

kill all astronauts, and stargazers

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 19, 2014

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LifeSizePotato

reminder that I fill my pants with hot poo poo for hours and take emetics to make this possible

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Space isnt good or bad, it's just a destination that you get to, with a rocket. Rockets make me hot. They make me pop a big boner wherever I am. I call it "the rocket pop" because it makes an audible sound when it happens

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jul 19, 2014

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space is the endless dick and balls I suck while imagining I'm stewie from family guy and I'm railing my mom gayly

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Tezzor posted:

space is the endless dick and balls I suck while imagining I'm stewie from family guy and I'm railing my mom gayly

could not disagree more, as Earth is where I like to imagine I'm Peter Griffen getting knotted but not by the family guy dog, by the Simpsons dog instead,

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jul 19, 2014

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Miltank: by XyloJW

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jul 19, 2014

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dontcareaboutname posted:

could not disagree more, as Earth is where I like to imagine I'm Peter Griffen getting knotted but not by the family guy dog, by the Simpsons dog instead,

space is good, i'm gay, deal with it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jul 19, 2014

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i think everyone else is a human being and I think a human being is a bad thing unlike space. I'm not using human being as an insult, i'm using it as a description of homosexuals, who I think should be killed. if you gave me a rocket right now that I could use to go to space I would instead put all the gay people in it and fire them to uganda. I'm a card-carrying human being hater and, by the way, I'm gay

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jul 19, 2014

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Chinatown: by Fluffdaddy

<------------------ space lover here

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Tezzor posted:

i think everyone else is a human being and I think a human being is a bad thing unlike space. I'm not using human being as an insult, i'm using it as a description of homosexuals, who I think should be killed. if you gave me a rocket right now that I could use to go to space I would instead put all the gay people in it and fire them to uganda. I'm a card-carrying human being hater and, by the way, I'm gay

this is pretty loving sick and I dont approve of any of it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 19, 2014

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LifeSizePotato

you ever sit on your hand until its numb and then masturbate. space hand.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jul 19, 2014

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Ever notice that astronauts are always white? I wonder why that is.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jul 19, 2014

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RonMexicosPitbull: by Ralp

Tezzor posted:

Ever notice that astronauts are always white? I wonder why that is.

lmao if you think a black person could fly a rocket, or suck a big AIDS dick, as well as I or any other white man could

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jul 19, 2014

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I'm pretty sure it's because of demonstrated peer reviewed studies that show that black people are not as smart as white people and cannot become astronauts as a result.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 19, 2014

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Tezzor posted:

Ever notice that astronauts are always white? I wonder why that is.

Black people are scared of Space beccause in space theyr e invisible. they're also invisible on earth, but for different reasons.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

i want to suck a cop's dick and right as theyre coming they taze me

but not in space

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 19, 2014

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dontcareaboutname posted:

i want to suck a cop's dick and right as theyre coming they taze me

but not in space

I'm glad we can find some common ground, respecting our opinions on cops, which for me, as for you, are that they're good.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 19, 2014

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Tubgirl Cosplay: by Ion Helmet

Tezzor posted:

I'm pretty sure it's because of demonstrated peer reviewed studies that show that black people are not as smart as white people and cannot become astronauts as a result.

Quoting for the ban.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Let's just try to be rational about this and look at the pros and cons of space.

Pro: It is big, it's spooky, it's free real estate,
Con: It will kill you, it does not block radiation

Advantage: Space bad

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 19, 2014

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LifeSizePotato

Here are some of my favorite movies: Apollo 13, Gravity, Star Wars, Star Trek, Galaxy Quest, so I think you can tell what my opinion on this subject is. Yep, you guessed it: I'm a palsied syphilitic covered in irregular moles and I have terrible taste in movies.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jul 19, 2014

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Kanthulhu: NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

There is no sane reason for private citizens to be allowed to have rockets, except if they want to go to the awesome goodness of space. Then it's ok.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 19, 2014

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LifeSizePotato posted:

Here are some of my favorite movies: Apollo 13, Gravity, Star Wars, Star Trek, Galaxy Quest, so I think you can tell what my opinion on this subject is. Yep, you guessed it: I'm a palsied syphilitic covered in irregular moles and I have terrible taste in movies.

i would describe myself as a manchild who wanted to own a rocket because it showed people I've got "the right stuff" and made cool noises.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Kanthulhu posted:

There is no sane reason for private citizens to be allowed to have rockets, except if they want to go to the awesome goodness of space. Then it's ok.

we need them to protect ourself from police brutality.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jul 19, 2014

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Chuck Tanner: by Lowtax

dontcareaboutname posted:

i hate space but i am also gay

this but unironically

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jul 19, 2014

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BadLlama

Space is bad. It's not terrible, but it's bad. I inject my testicles with silicone until theyre huge. I do it on Earth where the gravity will tug my massive balls painfully down.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 19, 2014

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Tubgirl Cosplay: by Ion Helmet

dontcareaboutname posted:

Let's just try to be rational about this and look at the pros and cons of space.

Pro: It is big, it's spooky, it's free real estate,
Con: It will kill you, it does not block radiation

Advantage: Space bad

if you think space is spooky, I've got something REALLY spooky for you: Asian people's standardized test scores.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 19, 2014

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Miltank: by XyloJW

I used to think space was good, but I'm being swayed by numerous facts and arguments in this thread, as well as by a powerful lust for men, in a sexual sense

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 19, 2014

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

if you think space is spooky, I've got something REALLY spooky for you: Asian people's standardized test scores.

Slenderman's standardized test scores.

btw, I drink piss

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 19, 2014

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Miltank posted:

I used to think space was good, but I'm being swayed by numerous facts and arguments in this thread, as well as by a powerful lust for men, in a sexual sense

my lust for men is a lust for a father figure to replace my real dad, who wouldn't gently caress me

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jul 19, 2014

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LifeSizePotato

I'm a poo poo eater, space hater, bus wanker, piss dranker

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 19, 2014

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Tubgirl Cosplay: by Ion Helmet

I'm a reactionary, pretending to be a liberal. I tell people I love space, for the progress, but actually I'm terrified by a darkness that has no name or end.