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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
the shagmechians got the last help thread closed down, so please try not to agitate them in this thread

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i have problems with computers almost constantly

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

Bloody posted:

i have problems with computers almost constantly

it's u

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

I’d make eye contact with him and fart. I did it all the time for like two years. I didn’t even know his full name, just heard that his coworkers thought he was a nut for complaining about “the guy who would fart on me in the break room”

Bloody posted:

i have problems with computers almost constantly

Same but with your posting! hahaha

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I still can't get an iSCSI storage solution working :(

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I need an ISA ethernet card.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Citizen Tayne posted:

Same but with your posting! hahaha

:xd:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

If I want to make some nice looking technical training docs is it worth using indesign (I have a CC sub)? does MS Publisher suck horribly?

does adobe still make framemaker? use that; it used to kick rear end for hardcore technical documentation :black101:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I never ever have problems with computers because computers are my friends :shobon:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
whats the best way to schedule youtube downloading overnight

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

anthonypants posted:

oh, well if that's the case, then surely the same can be said for verizon, frontier, and centurylink. i mean, why would you even include those others in your list? surely it's not like verizon is basically two of the rbocs, and you certainly wouldn't be able to draw a hypothetical line from ma bell to us west to qwest to centurylink. haha can you imagine \

thanks for listing a whole bunch of companies that are not part of at&t now, thus debunking notoroious bsd's stupid poo poo about how "at&t has taken over" hth


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

in other news, nobody gives a gently caress about a regional telco for a midsize city in ohio. it doesn't tell us very much about national trends in ISPs.

in fact one might argue that cinci bell is the sort of firm that has been largely eliminated from the national market

one would be a loving moron to argue that because that was never a widespread thing. the internet market has always been dominated by a few very large isps and then a smattering of tons of tiny isps that rarely top a few thousand subscribers. and the small isps have always been ireelvant because even a small-time "big" isp still has several orders of magnitude more customers at hand

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:cb:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Nintendo Kid posted:

whats the best way to schedule youtube downloading overnight

I would add a crontab entry

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

prefect posted:

does adobe still make framemaker? use that; it used to kick rear end for hardcore technical documentation :black101:

last I checked FrameMaker was still what all the tech writers used.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

eric posted:

I need an ISA ethernet card.

I threw away a perfectly good ISA ISDN card last year ...

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Nintendo Kid posted:

thanks for listing a whole bunch of companies that are not part of at&t now, thus debunking notoroious bsd's stupid poo poo about how "at&t has taken over" hth


one would be a loving moron to argue that because that was never a widespread thing. the internet market has always been dominated by a few very large isps and then a smattering of tons of tiny isps that rarely top a few thousand subscribers. and the small isps have always been ireelvant because even a small-time "big" isp still has several orders of magnitude more customers at hand

this is gay as hell, and not in a good way

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I'm going to reopen this thread with the following conditions:

:siren:

NEITHER FISHMECH NOR DISCOUNT FISHMECH NOR SHAGGAR MAY POST IN THIS THREAD, LEST THEY PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

:siren:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




hey how come ipad dont get sms ?

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

I'm going to reopen this thread with the following conditions:

:siren:

NEITHER FISHMECH NOR DISCOUNT FISHMECH NOR SHAGGAR MAY POST IN THIS THREAD, LEST THEY PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

:siren:

i'm none of those folks

i had a problem with computers earlier today in that a 30 year old fortran code didn't help my poo poo :(

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Nintendo Kid posted:

whats the best way to schedule youtube downloading overnight

just pull up outside the home depot im sure you can get someone to help you out

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

question thread: what led to the last threads demise i dont want to look

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




zelots


now answer my god drat question

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

sms go over telephone networks ipads isnt telephones

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

If I want to make some nice looking technical training docs is it worth using indesign (I have a CC sub)? does MS Publisher suck horribly?

publisher is the worst thing. i had to print a publisher file at kinkos once and they had to call corporate then email it to a store in some flyover state and made me talk the hills have eyes person through converting it something portable

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

zelots


now answer my god drat question

gently caress you?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

use google voice and

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:

publisher is the worst thing. i had to print a publisher file at kinkos once and they had to call corporate then email it to a store in some flyover state and made me talk the hills have eyes person through converting it something portable

sounds like the fuckup is you for tryna print anything but a pdf

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Bloody posted:

sounds like the fuckup is you for tryna print anything but a pdf

the poo poo may have rolled down the hill over me but i was not the one who pinched it off

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rotor posted:

last I checked FrameMaker was still what all the tech writers used.

dita is the hotness with tech writers

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:

the poo poo may have rolled down the hill over me but i was not the one who pinched it off

"hey breakfast all day can you get thing printed?"

"sure chief, got a pdf?"

"no breakfast all day we just have a publisher file"

"oh sorry i cant print that. can you have whoever made it press save as pdf?"

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

prefect posted:

does adobe still make framemaker? use that; it used to kick rear end for hardcore technical documentation :black101:

Stable release 12.0.0 / January 14, 2014; 5 months ago

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Bloody posted:

"hey breakfast all day can you get thing printed?"

"sure chief, got a pdf?"

"no breakfast all day we just have a publisher file"

"oh sorry i cant print that. can you have whoever made it press save as pdf?"

"hey breakfast all day, i know youll get this when you get off the plane. since youre landing 30 minutes before me i should tell you i havent printed the binders for the multimillion dollar deal were supposed to be sealing in 2 hours. heres the file. if you dont print them the deal will fall through and one of us will be blamed. by the way i do hookers and blow with the president of your institution every weekend."

reasons_i_left_that_job_a_month_later.txt

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:


reasons_i_left_that_job_a_month_later.txt

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

e: i probably shouldnt post that online. job was hosed up and im glad i made it out of it a free man

Breakfast All Day fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jul 19, 2014

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Stable release 12.0.0 / January 14, 2014; 5 months ago

a tonne of poo poo in cc i have no use for another $500 for frame maker.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I never ever have problems with computers because computers are my friends :shobon:

also steve

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Bloody posted:

sms go over telephone networks ipads isnt telephones

Then why does it have a telephone number huh smart guy?

Anroid (lol) tablets recieve sms apparently

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Hello? Yes I need an ambulance please. There is a sniper around!

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