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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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pram posted:

im driving to yr house to kick ur rear end fyi

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holy poo poo somebody call the police

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

or the length of time you can stand penetration before you ejaculate

hey drug man, try a trazadone before bedtime

i'm like a paraplegic on that stuff

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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anthonypants posted:

have you heard about some of the side effects though

lol

my doctor just told me to stop taking OTC benadryl as a sleep aid and wrote me a scrip for this stuff

later on i noticed that uh, i didn't get off so quick which can be nice

wikipedia posted:

Clinical reports have also described trazodone-associated psychosexual side effects in women, including increased libido, priapism of the clitoris, and spontaneous orgasms.

this stuff sells itself

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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no don't put it to your head

this can actually be quite bad

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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spankmeister posted:

i like logitech hardware but their software has always been garbage

epic thissery

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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DNova posted:

ray rice problem solving tips

"There's all this gelatinous webbing that you have to stick your hand in just to turn it on, and then once you do, it starts, like, yelling for 30 seconds or so," said Shane Brick, a 38-year-old beta tester in San Francisco, adding that he "actually felt kind of bad for it." "The maintenance is ridiculous, too: Once a month it sheds all of its skin, and you need to shave the USB ports every couple days."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

I don't know if smythe and prefect are the same person

that would be some jekkyl and hyde poo poo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Beeftweeter posted:

they called me once and i acted dumb and said i couldn't find msconfig. they then asked me what version of windows i was using and i said "well i'm not sure, but when it starts up it says something like oh-ess-2 warp" and the guy hung up on me lol

lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

thanks for the reviews; i have now ordered a magic trackpad, which my brain refuses to stop calling "tragic macpad" -- i saw it referred to that way somewhere, and it's stuck

anybody else think of quake done quick and 'the land that's slack tragic'?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

when i can get a robot to tickle my taint, life will be wonderful

pretty sure japanese bidet/toilets will do this

according to the simpsons anyway

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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the older you get the more the packaging on stuff tells you to back away

just turn around, you are not 16 anymore and this is not a good use of your time or money

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

you also need to buy a hex driver and a trilobe (think like slot but three of them and small, not triangle) bit


i think of that as the nintendo screwdriver

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Luigi Thirty posted:

problem solved it was some fancy new trojan poo poo malwarebytes couldn't detect

what did?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Captain Foo posted:

lol if u live in a place where 2.4 is usable


:(

i launch inssider and despair

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i was using media monkey to load up my old ipods but i dunno if anyone is still keeping it up to date for newer phones and ipads

when i used to use it it was always six months to a year behind on new device support

pretty scrubby but not itunes level of poo poo

i use itunes now fwiw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

I'm looking around the car for things to piss into

i went on a road trip once where there were four of us crammed in the back seat and my friend pissed into a gatorade bottle right next to me

it was really gross



computer related, my spiffy logitech mousu with darkfield laser that used to be able to track on anything even glass, has been real pitiful lately and needs a magazine cover to get any traction so i looked up a youtube about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZDZZMSwYZE

first comment was 'blow on the sensor' and welp it tracks perfectly now

nes cart school of computer repair ftw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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SYSV Fanfic posted:

echnipsis, I thought TCC posters had adult diapers ready so when the drugs caused them to void uncontrollably they wouldn't be laying in it next to their three baby grand pianos.

that scene in infinite jest where gately is chemically immobilized on the floor next to a mountain of dilaudid and his growing lake of piss is eating through the stain on the hardwood floor and melting the little blue capsules :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

adblock jesus

no

i like your avvies

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Beeftweeter posted:

who is drew

the fark guy obv

goons love him

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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y'all realize you're enabling prefect to play whirled of warcrap, right?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Beeftweeter posted:

thanks i'll try this. i think i have to go to loving best buy to get some new thermal goo

just use toothpaste

about a tube

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Silver Alicorn posted:

mustard works too

word

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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the keyboard on my iPad mini (iOS 8.3) is hosed

i uninstalled emoji and SA smilies but it is still way up high and obscures my posts/cant scroll down

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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i can do the split keyboard thing but it's still up high and doesn't let me scroll down on what I'm writing

e: actually that jiggled it, thx

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I kept posting and couldn't see the dumb poo poo I was posting but it's like the proctologist said

this too shall pass

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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spankmeister posted:

yea but at least sourcefail hasn't put malware in isos.... yet

they were gonna use dban to wipe pied piper (startup ip) on the last ep of Silicon Valley

after a lot of gags they finally pulled the trigger and it failed to execute

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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owns

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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You Am I posted:

They used a mouse click to activate the delete but DBAN is a TUI and doesn't use a mouse :reject:

lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=58133

how can I get in touch with this guy or change his user name so I can have my old user name back

i pm' them

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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anthonypants posted:

i have one of these and it suits my needs quite well, only $59 on amazon

same

feels real big coming off an intellimouse explorer but you get used to it and it's actually very comfy

overstuffed couch of mice

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sniep posted:

the xbone is bad

mayhap, but m$ and sorny spent millions developing controllers so they win in that dept.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Nintendo Kid posted:

internet filtering only works on like kids who can't read.

everyone who posts here was better at computer than our elders when we were kids and i don't know why that should change

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

yeah but now that excellent child is now this excellent adult and my son shows no interest in the operating system itself (all we had) rather than minecraft. its just i want him to look up recipes for it himself

i guess i could sit there while he did that... would you have enjoyed your dad watch you do everything


he's only 6. he's not trying to subvert the process, he doesnt yet know why he would want to

im writing this and he's beside me. he shows no interest whatsoever in what im writing or doing on the computer, thank christ he doesnt love them (just minecraft)

at 6 all he should want is the games working

it'll be a few years before he wants to see what makes it work?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bobbilljim posted:

echi supervision is the only 100% but you could try some dns based web filter though it is effort.

there was a guy how had ips for ad servers you could block in your hosts file

maybe some fundie keeps a list of porn sites that you could copy paste in?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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okay but what if you need an up to date list of sites that don't support young earth creationism?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Silver Alicorn posted:

I got this laptop 8 years ago

the craptop i use for dling my linux isos is from 2009

gateway

runs fine :iiam:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Panty Saluter posted:

Thunderbird is ok, ive used it forever. lately ive just been using my phone for everything tho

same and sameity

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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kalstrams posted:

ive been getting a feeling that my latops screen darkens/lightens (idk) in a weird way depending on whether if i browse yospos or grey forums, and it is very distracting. any ideas if that could be actual monitor problem?

my tv deffo adjusts the backlighting depending on how dark the onscreen image is, it's really noticeable at night

i've never heard of a computer doing this but it's possible

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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wolffenstein posted:

the light emitted from the display trips the light sensor which causes the display to get brighter. repeat until max brightness.

never understood the appeal

best is when it's bright out and you go to the menu and it's all black and it dims to near invisibility

thank you teleputer

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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fishmech posted:

15.4/15.6 is the perfect size because it'll fit in any backpack and is large enough to really see poo poo. plus 15.x is way more likely to have a good resolution instead of 1366x768 crap

i hate to admit it but yeah

13 is a good size too but i like my craptop, w/numpad even

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