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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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The time is nigh. The swelling of the curve on your club's boom-bust cycle. The haul of meaningless "tournament" trophies to stuff in the cabinet. The first glimpse of the record high transfer signing - on artificial turf in an NFL stadium. The thrill of humiliating the best of the best A-League and MLS soccer stars.

It's preseason friendly season. And since we're all addicts and will probably watch them and talk about them, here's a thread to stuff all of your uselessfriendly thoughts. Let's have a glimpse of some highlights from recent years.













phwoar

Important Competitions
]International Champions Cup - July 24 to August 4
Schalke 04 Cup - August 2 to 3
Emirates Cup - August 2 to 3
MLS All Star game - vs. Bayern Munich, August 6
A League All Star game - vs. Juventus, August 10
Berlusconi Trophy - idk, I couldn't find anything about it yet, maybe some Italian speaking mods or other good lads might know

There's probably more, but who really gives a poo poo tbh.

Where Can I Watch These Matches?
Wiziwig has their own section for friendlies, so they'll all probably be here if there's at least a webcam on the stadium roof streaming to the member's section of the club website

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

I'm friendly with your mam. She's a spurs fan. From Malaysia.

This is her favorite time of year. She's been working hard on her Andros Townsend cardboard sign.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Weaponized Cum posted:

So AS Monaco is playing a Colombian team close to my house... anyone got the lineup that played last week? I know Berbatov scored a belter but that's about it. Don't feel like paying $50+ fees to see the C team.

If you click the "Line ups" tab on this page, it has the squad: http://www.asm-fc.com/en/live/07-20-2014-atletico-junior-asmfc-898.html

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

Borini may have done his shoulder lol.

Yeah that doesn't look good, he definitely couldn't move it.

£14M down the drain.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Even weirder: Lamela scored twice in the first half of Spurs friendly with Toronto FC.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
9 subs coming on for Roma, lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Ucan would do well to let his Soul Glo, imo. Wet up that mop top.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Borriello was at west ham last season? How did I not know that?

He was brought over so that Nocerino could talk to someone on the bench.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Jovetic looks like he's bulked up a bit.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Man wtf is up with Gareth Bale's plastic hair band he's wearing in that interview they just showed at halftime of the Milan match.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Imagine thinking to yourself "Daniele Bonera and Cristian Zaccardo deserve a new contract" and not committing yourself to a mental institution.

:ohdear:

loving Bonera, good god

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Ok, nothing that the Milan defenders could've done about that one.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
That cummerbund shirt looks dumb as hell.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 27, 2014

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 27, 2014

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
👎

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Oh dear.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Hegay posted:

Agreed.

No recovery from that.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

Kill you are self.

That seems to be my only option now.

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