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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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It came home this year boys, it was glorious.

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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Ban everyone if HSV doesn't get relegated IMO.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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advanced statsman posted:

sorry to break it to you, op, but he hanged his posting gloves

Did he really, did he toxx for a permaban or something?

I'm gonna miss him getting mad as gently caress about Lewandowski for sure.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Torrannor posted:

Reus will be 29 at the next World Cup. If he is as good then as he is now, he will surely have a place in the team, but starting your World Cup career at 29 isn't ideal.

It's a loving shame since he's one of the best players in the world at his position.

Ah well, at least there's the Euros in 2 years.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I don't know if anyone else is watching this dumb Telekom Cup thing but Lewandowski just scored another goal and it was pretty drat hilarious.


Man I'm gonna miss that nerd who freaks the gently caress out about him all the time.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Bwahahaha two penalties to tie the game (so it can go to penalties).


Owned Pep, owned.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Honj Steak posted:

Starke Parade.

Badum-Tish.


e: Ugh, I was hoping Pep would lose embarrassingly here but oh well.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I'm a big fan of all the loving hansa rostock graffiti in the town I live in, personally.


God the east is retarded.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I love football graffiti.

There's a ton of gently caress ST PAULI and poo poo like that all over the goddamn place up here but rostock is in the 3rd liga right now and will probably stay there so the teams basically never play each other.

I guess it's probably just mad skinheads.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Enigma89 posted:

I was in Berlin when they got relegated.

Then again I was in Mitte and people don't watch sports there.

Also you're not german so you probably just didn't see or understand what was happening.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Enigma89 posted:

Papieren Bitte?

You can't even write that correctly, poo poo.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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gently caress yeah, 2. liga here we go.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Christ, timg that poo poo.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I'm putting my chips on Immobile to take the bundesliga by storm.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Want to see immobile score all the goals and then walk over and just take a big poo poo right in front of pep and wander off.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Reset Smith posted:

Not gonna lie, it hurts to see Lewandowski wearing a Bayern jersey.

I don't even like Dortmund that much and I totally agree.


gently caress A Bayern.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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mackintosh posted:

he's a merc oval office, the only thing you should feel is indifference

Nice meltdown.

(I actually missed your meltdowns).

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Phwoaar.


Mkhitaryan has looked pretty drat good in this game, have to say.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Drogadon posted:

Can't wait for Pep's meltdown today

Same, same.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Poor Javi, his loving knee is probably toast.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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hopterque posted:

Poor Javi, his loving knee is probably toast.

Welp, probable torn knee ligaments.


That loving sucks.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Ahahahah loving suck it down Pep you human turd.

e: Holy nshit was that a spider man mask.


ee: Woo it's Ramos time.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Torrannor posted:

It's probably a bit unfair for Guardiola. Instead of taking over after a bad season for a failed manager, he followed after one of the most successful managers Bayern ever had. Heynkes won everything that could be won. Defending the Champions League title has never happened, so Pep had a huge mountain to climb. He "only" won the double and not as many points in the league as Jupp. But it's still a good achievement. Now Bayern is the club most affected by the World Cup, and it could actually happen that they have a weak Bundesliga start and maybe they fail to win the league. Then everybody will be out for his head, and I'm not sure how justified that will be.

You forgot the part where he turned a loving cool fun attacking fast paced team into a boring tiki taka poo poo show that was only winning games because the team is so much more talented than any other in the league.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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ephex posted:

I'm a bit annoyed that I cant buy some beer today and then drink it while watching the foot since I'm living in the catholic paradise that provided me with a holiday today.

loving owned, up here in the glorious northeast it's business as usual.

By that I mean everyone is still totally down with hitler and also unemployed.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Smirr posted:



[in an extremely faggy voice] hmyeah let's have flares and fireworks at a first round cup match against a 4th league club while we're one up, let's do that because we are smart and have big penises. Let's drink ebbelwoi and suck each other off because we are humongous faggots. signed, every single supporter of "SGE"

I too am gay.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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elbkaida posted:

Bahaha, eat it Schalke!

Sadly I don't live in Dresden now and had to watch it on TV. Rest assured I was making monkey sounds and throwing banana peels at the TV as soon as someone darker than me was shown!

I love this post, I really really do.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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advanced statsman posted:

did someone say fußball???

It's my favorite sport OP.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Gonna die of laughter if whatever players this idiot green team pulled out of the stands beats Pep's boys.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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It's here y'all the Bundesliga is about to start.


Truly, the home of Football.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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straight up brolic posted:

these Wolfsburg kits :stonk:

THEY ARE SO BAD


Their mutant powers are gonna make them unstoppable though.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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And here are the Wolfsburg Plastics, looking profoundly uncomfortable.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Wolfsburg has accumulated a pretty tasty team, tbh.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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ephex posted:

just shoot ffs

They haven't reached their minimum pass per possession quota yet.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Smirr posted:

hahaha just think about how many caps that garbageman has for the polish national team, lol

Hahahahha.


gently caress where's Mac.

e: phwoaar though.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Lol Lewandowski getting Cucked by Tommy M already.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Dunban posted:


Or every time Marcel Reif confuses one player for another


You could do this with water and you'd still die before the game was over.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Olic loving owns, phwoaar.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Ahahhahah he's loving garbage is what.

e: God drat that was so loving bad you greedy oval office.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Miss of the season already, Bundesliga best Liga.

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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Also god De Bruyne owns a lot.

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