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Maradonna Summer posted:pros and cons of supporting hertha please Pro: best club Con: poo poo at everything, although a little less poo poo than a couple of years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ijz2jOJPDQ
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Probate me for 6 hours if Bayern don't win the Schale.
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Jul 21, 2014 18:10
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surrender posted:I went to a Hertha Berlin match a few years ago and watched Andriy Voronin score a goal with his sexy chest so I guess I'm a Hertha plastic It was really cool and funny when Hertha were trying to buy him after his loan was up and Liverpool were like "nah we really need this hunk to sit on our bench"
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Jul 21, 2014 19:22
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By the way, Lewandowski scored in his first match for Bayern. Pretty amazing how he can just walk into a team, any team, and start banging them in. Imagine if here were German, phwoar
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Jul 22, 2014 07:26
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advanced statsman posted:Any team but the Poland National Team. Yeah. He gets no service there, it's a travesty
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Jul 22, 2014 10:39
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I hope that actually happens soon. I lovingly handcrafted that first post to piss him off, it'd be a shame if he's too busy stealing potatoes to read it
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Jul 22, 2014 10:45
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Jul 22, 2014 12:32
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Self-hating Hertha supporter here, I'll allow that description. It's not a regular occurrence but it's an occurrence. Tbh I don't like the Ostkurve very much either.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:47
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If any of you ever take the RE1 between Berlin and Magdeburg, pay attention to the graffiti along the way. For the longest time I thought it was exclusively FC Union in Brandenburg and then exclusively 1. FCM in Sachsen-Anhalt. Like, you could tell which state you were in based on the graffiti. But then I was hanging around Brandenburg/Havel main station the other day, as is my wont, and spotted a huge amount of Magdeburg tags. At first I was impressed ("wow, how daring") but then I realized how completely retarded all of it was. Way to have a graffiti turf war about turf that is 100% pines and sand and 0 people. Also the other day I discovered that Madgeburg supporters apparently have special stickers that say "1. FCM - HARZ" on them, which they then plaster around towns in the Harz. I guess when you've won a European Cup you start getting ambitious.
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Jul 31, 2014 19:52
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OK guess I'll do a non-joke  too: probate me for a month if Hertha get relegated. Ban me if they play in the EL or CL next season (unless it's by that fair play poo poo again). Permaban me if they win the league.
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Aug 1, 2014 20:32
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Was the Badewanne thing supposed to be a joke about Rafati? Because if so, I hope you did a hooliganism to the guy
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Aug 2, 2014 19:59
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What the hell is he even eating. Also, Pep refused to shake hands with Porter because they crocked Schweini, I love a good tantrum. Also, welcome back mackintosh oh thank god, a new page
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Aug 7, 2014 08:45
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lol that 6 hour toxx was supposed to be a joke, but whatever. I think I'll survive
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Aug 8, 2014 09:37
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frankenfreak posted:^^ If I were you, I'd be more worried about those Hertha toxxes. If this season looks anything like 2008/2009 I'll be having multiple meltdowns simultaneously every weekend. Other than that, whatever, I'll gladly eat a ban if it means we can poo poo up the UEFA coefficient some more
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Aug 8, 2014 10:25
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Hahaha amazing. Nürnberg are the best
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Aug 11, 2014 21:31
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Do people in Munich actually care about this match? If so, that's pretty desperate from both sides.
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Aug 12, 2014 19:10
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If you're hankering for a derby, why not loan some nice players to '60? Maybe give them some money, for free. Beats having to watch the Regionalliga IMO
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Aug 12, 2014 19:14
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Glad you liked my first idea ephex, my second idea is a bit more "out there" admittedly, and it's that Bayern get themselves relegated this season. That way you will definitely have two nice, real Munich derbies next year. Without leaving it to those deadbeat fail idiots at all
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Aug 12, 2014 19:58
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ephex posted:1a Artikel für Diejenigen unter uns, die des Deutschen mächtig sind: lol http://openjur.de/u/341874.html quote:Maßgebend ist, dass - wie auch das Amtsgericht im Ausgangspunkt zutreffend interpretiert hat - " symbolisch zum Ausdruck gebracht " werden soll, dass die Anhänger des gegnerischen Fußballvereins " ein ähnliches Schicksal wie die (in Auschwitz) ermordeten Personen ... erleiden (sollen) " . Infolgedessen lässt sich der Text des Liedes dahin interpretieren, dass den "Gegnern" eine - als solche erkannte und als historische Wahrheit akzeptierte - besonders grausame und menschenverachtende Vernichtung gewünscht wird, wobei offen bleiben kann, ob dies (lediglich) im übertragenen - sportlichen - Sinn zu deuten ist. "Auschwitz" ist schlagwortartiges Synonym für diese Vernichtung. Einer solchen - angesichts des Gesamtgeschehens sogar nahe liegenden - Deutung stünde ein qualitatives oder quantitatives Bagatellisieren jedoch entschieden entgegen. Dass das Geschehen in "Auschwitz" gutgeheißen werden sollte, ist ebensowenig - jedenfalls nicht "ohne Deuteln" - zu erkennen: Vielmehr bedingt - wie hier - gerade dessen Einzigartigkeit eine sprachlich verknappte (synonyme) Ausdrucksform, ohne dass damit gleichzeitig eine - dem Schutzgut zuwiderlaufende - positive Zustimmung hinsichtlich des dem Synonym zugrunde liegenden Geschehens verbunden wäre. lmao buy that judge an account. hell, mod him. and then rename me "Auschwitz", with the quotation marks, thanks
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Aug 13, 2014 23:39
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Pand posted:I'd also join in on the schadenfreude if getting hosed in the cup wasn't a proud St. Pauli tradition. Bet your money on Rathenow imho. I was going to go to this match to brutally plastic it up for the Rathenow Optiks, but it was already sold out. So now I'll be at Viktoria Berlin vs Eintracht Frankfurt to brutally catch a flare with my face ftw
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Aug 16, 2014 02:01
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Smirr posted:So now I'll be at Viktoria Berlin vs Eintracht Frankfurt to brutally catch a flare with my face ftw  [in an extremely faggy voice] hmyeah let's have flares and fireworks at a first round cup match against a 4th league club while we're one up, let's do that because we are smart and have big penises. Let's drink ebbelwoi and suck each other off because we are humongous faggots. signed, every single supporter of "SGE"
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Aug 17, 2014 02:52
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In a match like this, not at all. IMO that's just one step above this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0aVDRMq5Fs which is dumb as gently caress
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Aug 17, 2014 13:56
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If Hamburg somehow manage to dusel their way through this I'll be really loving mad And yes, lol Schalke oh for FUCKS SAKE learn 2 penalty you brown coal smelling pieces of poo poo Smirr fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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Katana Gomai posted:I just realized I'm pretty loving indifferent to the whole thing. HSV is like a lovely forum troll, just ignore them and move on. Yeah I guess. And they'll get merked by another poo poo team, so whatever. Cottbus are still a bunch of bottlers though. This would not have happened if Piplica was still around, that's for sure
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Aug 18, 2014 20:24
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ephex posted:who was the dü-na-mö fan itt he must be loving that poo poo elbkaida. He'll be throwing rocks at black people in the streets of Dresden tonight IMO
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Aug 18, 2014 21:27
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lol I'm hyyyyyyype, and rooting for the pitch to go up in flames (during the game (with everyone still on it))
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Aug 22, 2014 19:20
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"this video is not available in your country" but I've seen that goal so often it's currently playing before my mind's eye anyway. It's a shame that Grafite died or whatever
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Aug 22, 2014 19:24
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lol all this poo poo talking and yet no one kicktipped against Bayern what the gently caress is this, don't circlejerk in front of children ffs
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Aug 22, 2014 19:33
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a ghostly voice wafts through the stadium: "für die scheiß Stimmung seid ihr doch verantwortlich..."
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Aug 22, 2014 19:49
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lol wow I'm glad Neuer didn't pull anything of that caliber during the world cup
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Aug 22, 2014 19:54
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hahaha just think about how many caps that garbageman has for the polish national team, lol
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Aug 22, 2014 20:07
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Was that actually a right-footed assist by Robben. Wow
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Aug 22, 2014 20:15
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Dunban posted:"Dann kann Robben Aroma entfalten" We used to play a drinking game where we took a drink every time Fuss said something hilarious or completely retarded or both. I really gotta catch some more matches on Sky this season, I miss him
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Aug 22, 2014 20:29
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Dunban posted:Commentator drinking games own Yeah we started out with "Fuss makes everyone laugh --> shot" and "Someone asks the others to untangle Fuss's last metaphor, no one can do it --> shot", and after two matches we downgraded to taking a nice big sip of beer because we are pussies and Fuss is just too much ownage
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Aug 22, 2014 20:38
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PHWOAR what a counter. Wowee zowee
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Aug 22, 2014 20:42
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mmyeah I also like a bit of Olic, me
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Aug 22, 2014 20:49
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Aug 22, 2014 20:54
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*in his best Wengy voice* Shaqiri is cool and good, and I cry myself to sleep every night because I'm not German
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Aug 22, 2014 21:10
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Goddamn this is a proper shitkick now WHAT THE gently caress lmao
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Aug 22, 2014 21:15
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CAN WE GET SOME GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY UP IN THIS BITCH
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