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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
There is no reason to hate Augsburg. :colbert:

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Maradonna Summer posted:

agreed, mods change to Haim

Haim is an old Hebrew name, isn't it?.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

dex_sda posted:

I like Neuer, and would like to follow his exploits. But the thought of cheering for Bayern makes my blood boil. What should I do?

Watch Bayern matches but don't cheer for them. :shrug:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Katana Gomai posted:

This gives me an idea. How about some :toxx:es for this season?

:toxx:

Ban me if Augsburg gets relegated.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
The first kicker-rankings of the last season were released.



Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Slaapaav posted:

considering being a hertha berlin plastic this year, what weekdays and times are the matches played?

Friday 19.30 GMT
Saturday 14.30 and 17.30, sometimes 19.45 GMT
Sunday 14.30 and 16.30 GMT

Twice a season there are games on Tuesday and Wednesday evening (so-called Englische Woche = English week)

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
The best thing is that Badstuber is already pretty decent.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
He can even cause penalties, lol.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

hopterque posted:

Bwahahaha two penalties to tie the game (so it can go to penalties).


Owned Pep, owned.

Telekom conspiracy to maximise ad revenue.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

ephex posted:

That beard on Ribery is a joke, right? Right???

Everything that hides his face is a blessing.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Starke Parade.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Honj Steak posted:

Telekom conspiracy to maximise ad revenue.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Guardiola: "Lewandowski is a brutal player" :eyepop:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Lewandowski already with 2 goals.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Scholl, Gaudino and Schweinsteiger now playing for Bayern. :smug:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
In the season when Berlin got relegated a few years ago their fans did some really nasty stuff and also aside from that you quite often hear about violent Hertha supporters.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Yeah the Magdeburg situation is definitely weird as there is an absurdly massive gap between the expectations of the supporters (who are still dreaming of winning the European Cup) and the harsh reality of 4th division and a rapidly shrinking city.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Thank you so much, football legend Francis Kioyo.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

ZDF posted:

Herr Di Matteo, vielen Dank und Kompliment für ihr gutes Deutsch

:negative:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Bayern - Frankfurt might be cancelled because of the railway strike. :stare:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
omg Augsburg i love you

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

jre posted:

:stare:

They're actually going down aren't they ?

Nah, but they won't play in Europe next season which could hurt them a lot in the long term.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
:lol:

Marco Reus has been driving without a driver's license for years.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

mackintosh posted:

Didn't he get a 500k EUR fine for it? I also recall reading they've stopped him like 5 or 6 times prior. Apparently it never came up. Oh Germany, you're becoming more and more like Poland every day.

540k and yep they caught him speeding 6 times since 2011. Also he made advertisements for Opel and Hot Wheels. :v:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
And now it gets even crazier: He allegedly had a Dutch fake license.

He didn't even get a temporary ban on making an actual license. :shepface:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

nippythefish posted:

Wow Honjsteak I just saw that you picked Leverkusen, Dortmond and Bayern to be places 16-18 at the end of the season. :laffo:

And it will be right. :smug:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

ephex posted:

You also put in Bayern to both win the HM and the DM, ban this cheating filth imo

They will win the Liga by a margin of at least 30 points but then they find all of the Bayern players in flagranti in Müller-Wohlfahrt's xenon factory and Bayern gets relegated.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Boooateng :allears:

Neuer :eyepop:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
68% possession for a 10-man Bayern :negative:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Udo Lattek is dead.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1423080651132.webm :slick:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

I loved him and his bicycle kicks in FIFA 2001 :allears:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Meanwhile Augsburg is on a Champions League spot after the 19th game day. A bit more than ten years ago they played a Bayernliga match against glorious TSV Aindling and lost.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Wengy posted:

Wonder what Carsten Jancker is doing right now

He is assistant coach at Rapid Vienna where he instructs his players to step on their opponent's knees.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Once again today's most beautiful goal this time in magnificent HD

http://gfycat.com/RevolvingPowerlessDogfish

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Luhukay got fired from Hertha.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Dunban posted:

Boateng got a 3 game ban :wtc:

Wiederholungstäter

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Smirr posted:

Haha goddamn some of those Bayern vs Braunschweig kicktipps :captainpop:

I didn't know what BTSV means and assumed it was a Kreisliga team. :byodood:

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Ewar Woowar posted:

I honestly think Alaba is one of the best players in the world but he never really seems to get his dues. As someone who doesn't get to see him play every week is he actually poo poo and I don't know it?

Nah he is amazing and probably the most versatile player I know, i.e. he literally could be playing any position on the pitch. He was injured though and he's still extremely young.

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