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Nice OP














































For me to poop on.

Edit: once I get ahold of my desktop PC the old thread will die.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jul 20, 2014

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hopterque posted:

Ban everyone if HSV doesn't get relegated IMO.

I find that to be too risky for my tastes.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Probate me for eleven years for a week if Bayern don't win the league (you read that right).

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Jul 7, 2006

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frankenfreak posted:

Wow! After your previous post, I thought you were going for broke and toxx something like "permaban me if Bayern are relegated".

I like living on the edge (of my seat).

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Smirr posted:

By the way, Lewandowski scored in his first match for Bayern. Pretty amazing how he can just walk into a team, any team, and start banging them in. Imagine if here were German, phwoar

The most important part of that match was seeing Badstuber play again. :getin:

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Jul 7, 2006

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Robben not injured for a full season and topping the charts, I like that.

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No one likes the east tbh

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mackintosh posted:

I am catching up on some threads and will return to this post in due time.

Oh my god, he's alive!

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Jul 7, 2006

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Lazlow posted:

My sentiment:


But with a resigned


I think his only problem is that he thinks his system is still at the forefront of modern tactics, when it's obviously not. If he was open to some changes to at least bring them in line with the style of the team, or the league, even, I'd like him more.

His system is not only old, but very much en vogue now, just look at how many five man midfields you could see at the World Cup.

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Jul 7, 2006

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A thing that definitely isn't happening elsewhere because football is squeaky clean except for Pep.

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That would have been a drat nice goal from Lewy, ugh.

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Thomasof Müllerinho scores!

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Jul 7, 2006

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I really like what I see from Gaudino so far, he just looks too thin for a professional defensive midfield.

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ephex posted:

He's seventeen. And he's amazing today.

I know, but it looks like he didn't physically develop at all from his days as 15 year old where he and Lucas Scholl got tirelessly bullied by the opposition in the U17. I hope he gets a growth spur to match his raw talent.

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Jul 7, 2006

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ROBBEN

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Phwoar, Olic scoring a beauty.

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I'd quite like it if Shaqiri didn't lose every ball to a Wolfsburg player this game.

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Lol Malanda

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The squad needs some time to adapt to the 3-5-2 I think.

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Aww man, inverted Bayerndusel at its worst.

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Jul 7, 2006

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A regular goal that. :shepface:

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ephex posted:

DAT PASS

Grün robbed both Lewa and Shaq imo.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Schieber ain't broken, Dortmund is lmao

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Jul 7, 2006

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wiziwig.tv should have a couple of streams handy.

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Katana Gomai posted:

This, but unironically. Not a handball according to the rules.

In Conterganball maybe.

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Jul 7, 2006

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ephex posted:

RTL??? WTF

Really enjoying the broadcast in glorious SD.

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Jul 7, 2006

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At least this trash game has found its niche on the trash channel.

Also Rudy as starting rightback is making me laugh.

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sicDaniel posted:

When Slomka got his job at HSV last year, they immediately demolished Dortmund 3-0. So if they don't destroy Pep's mediocre team with the performance of a lifetime, featuring Thomas Tuchel or Felix Magath, I'm going to be very disappointed.

The U23 manager will be taking the reigns against Bayern.

Tuchel is also out of contention according to various sources (seems to be waiting for a club that doesn't fire their manager on a whim, so weirdly Schalke is in a prime position to sign him next season lmao).

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Jul 7, 2006

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The win ended up a bit too high thanks to the usual EL crap reffing (both Everton goals in the second half were irregular).

Healbot fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Sep 19, 2014

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Nice officiating there at Hamburg, calling off the first half with 3 seconds to spare. Truly the German injury time.

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The best thing involving 60 was the whiniest fan ever back in 2004 in my train ride back home. :iamafag:

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Christ, what a shitshow of a game. The worst Bayern game under Pep so far.

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Just tuned in to see Ginter scored!?

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nippythefish posted:

I don't have the same capacity for self-loathing that you do, apparently...fuckin' Drmic. :saddowns:

That's basically every Club fan in the Nürnberg region.

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Troy Queef posted:

That's a nice-looking table, I must admit, especially now that I can actually watch the Bundesliga in the States due to a last-second deal done with the wheezing corpse of a TV network that has their rights and my provider.

(Also, is there any truth to the rumors that Quälix will be coming home to HSV after he ran Fulham right into the ground, or am I just dreaming?)

He's got some history with the club, so I'm not discounting the possibility.
Looking at Fulham though his methods won't help Hamburg stay afloat.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Magath specified it to be curd cheese to use on an inflammation, a house remedy (which makes it kinda banal to report tbh).

The rest though lol

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Pep doing all the moves, subbing Boateng for Rafinha at the start of the second half.

One centerback left on the pitch.

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Yup, looking good despite trailing four goals.

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Also Ricardo Moniz is no more manager of the fake Munich club.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Greetings from first place (at kicktipp). :whatup:

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