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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

???

why do you think im 30 and a catlady?


also tell us how you think kubrick is a hack

i'm sure your relentless cat posting persona is ironic. and re: kubrick, i think he makes bland cartoons for adults that rely almost entirely on mood music, fancy metaphors that people can feel clever about figuring out, and empty cinematographic tricks.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

butplug accident posted:

i think he makes bland cartoons for adults that rely almost entirely on mood music, fancy metaphors that people can feel clever about figuring out, and empty cinematographic tricks.

lol

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
the forced laff of a moron is not threatening to anyone, just fyi

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

butplug accident posted:

the forced laff of a moron is not threatening to anyone, just fyi

that's cool you're doing a good job butplug :newlol:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I like Nostalgia Chick ok, she seems pretty chill about stuff she can remember from the 80s and 90s.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

DrManiac posted:

*By ok I mean not a massive manchild that throws tantrums (spoony) or didn't shoot himself in the head while his girlfriend begged him not to.

Who did this?

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
buttplug trying too hard in a nostalgia critic thread

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Is a misanthrope really a catlady? if true how low are your standards and would you make good posts for a significant other?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

jalopybrown posted:

Is a misanthrope really a catlady? if true how low are your standards and would you make good posts for a significant other?

no and low and no

CaptainButtSmack
Oct 21, 2008

Help Im Alive posted:

Who did this?

Jew Wario did several months ago. Some of his videos prior to his, er, departure are unsettling to see now

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Just watch sf debris or redlettermedia.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

PatTwo posted:

Jew Wario did several months ago. Some of his videos prior to his, er, departure are unsettling to see now

He locked himself in the bathroom and shot himself, if I recall right.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Arcsquad12 posted:

Just watch sf debris or redlettermedia.



Yeah, as far a funny bad film reviews redlettermedia is the best.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


the only acceptable reviews are those made by redlettermedia

nate isn't bad either but i wouldn't really call them reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIox9MpDIoo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

quote:

It is with a very sad heart that I must confirm my husband, Justin Carmical, sometimes known as the Jew Wario died on Thursday, January 23rd.
I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.
His last recording was a song with Johnathan Mann, I don't know if Johnathan knows. He recorded it the night before.
I am surrounded by family and friends, and am taking this one moment at a time, remembering to breathe. I want to share with you what the Chaplain said to me, it was a momentary mistake, hold on to the good memories. I will post an update once a decision has been made about funeral arrangements.
If I need anything I will let you know, just hold on to each other and love each other, and thank you all so much for loving him so much.

https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
Justin Carmical, sometimes known as the Jew Wario

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

tranime scholar posted:

Justin Carmical, sometimes known as the Jew Wario

lol he died as he lived -- without dignity

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
this suicide guy was 42, 42 years of age and dressing up to talk about video games for some idiots on the internet

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
imagine being at the funeral for someone named jew wario

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I wish I could stop watching things I don't like on the internet.

But then where would GBS be?

If avoiding stupid things and stupid people online were a thing Goons could do there would be no Gibbis.

Also Full Metal Jacket legit rules and Kubrick deserves praise for it if nothing else.
( 2001 and that movie where Tom Cruise spends most of it trying to get laid not so much. They were kind of boring.)

Sf Debris is an awesome reviewer though. Go watch his The Day After review. You will be depressed but enlightened.

( holy poo poo someone finally gave me a red text avatar. Only took me 9 years of posting! :precious: )

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


I remember watching NC when he was first starting out. He was OK, sometimes even funny but then I discovered RLM so :byewhore:

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Captain Rufus posted:

Also Full Metal Jacket legit rules and Kubrick deserves praise for it if nothing else.
( 2001 and that movie where Tom Cruise spends most of it trying to get laid not so much. They were kind of boring.)

full metal jacket and dr. strangelove are his best and funniest movies, because gustav hasford and terry southern were there to write it

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
That Todd Shadow music guy isn't too bad I think.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

butplug accident posted:

i'm sure your relentless cat posting persona is ironic. and re: kubrick, i think he makes bland cartoons for adults that rely almost entirely on mood music, fancy metaphors that people can feel clever about figuring out, and empty cinematographic tricks.

What makes cinematography empty?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I thought that Jew Wario shooting himself was a joke, but drat.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Croccers posted:

That Todd Shadow music guy isn't too bad I think.

no hes terrible

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I wish he and his fans were dead in a ditch

ok not really but his existence somewhat annoys me and would happily punch him in the face repeatedly if doing so was socially acceptable

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
remember that time the nostalgia critic married a fat chick for her parent's money?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I like how he will show a clip of something retarded happening in some gay movie and then will do a bemused double take and spit out his coffee and exclaim WHAT!? lol that gets me every time

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

lol pretty much as i expected


linkara is the most insufferable piece of poo poo sperglord in the universe. i hate him even more than nostalgia critic

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Chuck Tanner posted:

lol pretty much as i expected


linkara is the most insufferable piece of poo poo sperglord in the universe. i hate him even more than nostalgia critic

I can believe all of that as well. brad jones seems like a cool guy who like talking about hosed up movies and porno for fun and laugh. Linkara is a giant libertarian SJW, I can easly believe that he the "that guy" in the group.
Spoony just seems to have a ton of mental issues and on top of that is a dick.
That's why i stick with RLM and the we hate movies podcast. http://www.whmpodcast.com/

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
The only person I know who openly likes Nostalgia Critic is an autistic 30 year old who sincerely believes the Backstreet Boys are still as popular as they were in 1998.

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Chuck Tanner posted:

RLM are loving amazing

And James Rolfe owns.

They are the only 2 internet reviewers that are any good.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


the only sufferable AVGN derivative is that one russian dude who has some sort of developmental disorder, mostly because he has absolutely 0 ego since he grew up a cripple in a slav shithole and because he talks about legit interesting poo poo about video games they played in russia

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Brown Menace posted:

the only sufferable AVGN derivative is that one russian dude who has some sort of developmental disorder, mostly because he has absolutely 0 ego since he grew up a cripple in a slav shithole and because he talks about legit interesting poo poo about video games they played in russia

the dendy guy? i died laughing at his rant about how knock off marios are the sovietest thing ever "because they tell you it is so great and you should be so happy and its poo poo!"

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


paranoid randroid posted:

the dendy guy? i died laughing at his rant about how knock off marios are the sovietest thing ever "because they tell you it is so great and you should be so happy and its poo poo!"

yeah the dendy dude, i forgot his name though

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
kinaman, thats the one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhavc-_WBE

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.
Internet reviewing becoming a thing has to be the weirdest consequence of the great recession. Spooney's popularity is a really good argument for heavy regulation of the finical industry; if back in 2008 he had been able to find an alright IT job after graduating from ASU and not found himself depressed, living with his parents and dwelling on how much Final Fantasy 8 sucked the world could have been spared a lot of unnecessary drama and one awful fan-base.

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



side_burned posted:

Internet reviewing becoming a thing has to be the weirdest consequence of the great recession. Spooney's popularity is a really good argument for heavy regulation of the finical industry; if back in 2008 he had been able to find an alright IT job after graduating from ASU and not found himself depressed, living with his parents and dwelling on how much Final Fantasy 8 sucked the world could have been spared a lot of unnecessary drama and one awful fan-base.

Yes but then where would we get two hour long videos of him eating weird flavored Asian snacks with his bored looking girlfriend?

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