- VideoTapir
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He'll tire eventually.
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Nothing because fleshlights can't talk.
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Jul 22, 2014 04:55
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 18, 2024 13:11
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- FluffieDuckie
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you two got weirdly lucky, results may vary
yeah bringing the wives along on a first goonmeet was a bold choice
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Jul 22, 2014 04:58
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- Ace of Baes
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my gf doesnt use sa, i dont think she knows what it is, or at least i hope she doesnt, she uses tumblr i think
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Jul 22, 2014 11:54
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- joxxuh
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if my wife ever found my post history I would just fake my death and start all over again somewhere else
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Jul 22, 2014 11:59
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- deep dish peat moss
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Why fake it?
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Jul 22, 2014 12:53
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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if my wife ever found my post history I would just fake my death and start all over again somewhere else
Like Blue's Clues?
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Jul 22, 2014 12:58
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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thats not even a place, its like a show
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Jul 22, 2014 14:18
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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"WTF is wrong with the colors? I don't get it."
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Jul 22, 2014 14:25
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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"WTF is wrong with the colors? I don't get it."
heard this one too
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Jul 22, 2014 15:04
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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also ben why can't you receive private messages? get plat you poors.
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Jul 22, 2014 15:05
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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yeah bringing the wives along on a first goonmeet was a bold choice
Wives are instant social street cred though
It convinces people you can't be THAT much of a weirdo if SOMEONE actually married you
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Jul 22, 2014 17:49
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Wives are instant social street cred though
It convinces people you can't be THAT much of a weirdo if SOMEONE actually married you
as soon as a man marries, he instantly becomes a paragon of virtue.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:55
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- Slaapaav
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by Azathoth
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my ladyfriend would probably be quite offended by many of my posts but mostly just dissapointed
the same way she reacts to your penis?
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Jul 22, 2014 19:04
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- Honj Steak
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Hi there.
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as soon as a man marries, he instantly becomes a paragoon of virtue.
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Jul 22, 2014 19:24
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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and also gets a lovely set of flatware
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Jul 22, 2014 20:51
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- VideoTapir
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He'll tire eventually.
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Social proof
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Jul 23, 2014 06:00
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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my wife likes fluffieduckie's posts
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Jul 23, 2014 06:02
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- om nom nom
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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"awww its a kitty at the top of the screen!" but i also break her balls if she reads over my shoulder so she doesnt read posts
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Jul 23, 2014 06:27
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- i am he
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"you're gay???"
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Jul 23, 2014 15:39
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- Disco_Bandit
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"What's that?"
*explains*
"That's weird. You should find something better to do."
This was my exact conversation too lmbo
She thought I was hiding windows when she walked by because I was cheating or some poo poo. Nope just hiding my shameful forums habit
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Jul 23, 2014 15:53
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- Piso Mojado
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My gf thought our goon cycling gear was pretty sweet, so she started reading SA with me to learn more about the forums. In less than an hour she was goatse'd and saw a bunch of 9/11 photoshops.
In retrospect I think she might have thought this was a cycling forum. Haha.
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Jul 23, 2014 16:32
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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lmao
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Jul 23, 2014 16:39
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- cruft
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Just had to explain it to ~=~MY WIFE~=~
I am now referring to the BYOB as "my idiot crew".
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Jul 24, 2014 16:06
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 18, 2024 13:11
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- cruft
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Just had to explain it to ~=~MY WIFE~=~
I am now referring to the BYOB as "my idiot crew".
BYOB 8.2: cruft's idiot crew
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