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google THIS

*woman pants beside me in bed, her luscious bosom heaving* oh my god...where did you learn that?

*i let my smile be the only answer she needs, clasp my hands behind my head and close my eyes*

*cue flashback to my days in the world's largest open-air prison, "strawberry wine" starts playing*

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:47

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:01

dogcrash truther

Jett posted:

*woman pants beside me in bed, her luscious bosom heaving* oh my god...where did you learn that?

*i let my smile be the only answer she needs, clasp my hands behind my head and close my eyes*

*cue flashback to my days in the world's largest open-air prison, "strawberry wine" starts playing*

llo

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:47

i am he

maybe a different zone has to throw a party for the whole prison each year

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:52

dogcrash truther

rumors are that ttheyre opening a bigger open-air prison in brazil and people are getting worried about it

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:53

WhenInRome

Bo-Pepper posted:

i knew a man who gnawed his arm open to get out of rikers island it wasn't really all that cool

how did that work, like did he convince them to let him go because he had a hosed up arm? don't they have doctors there

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:55

dogcrash truther

me: dont test me, motherfucker, I worked my way up from the streets in the world's second largest open-air prison
gang member: did you say the world's largest open-air prison?
me: the world's SECOND largest
gang member: whatever

# ? Jul 21, 2014 21:59

dogcrash truther

it's also pretty bad rear end to be called a "Terror squad"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:00

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WhenInRome posted:

how did that work, like did he convince them to let him go because he had a hosed up arm? don't they have doctors there

he chewed the splintered end of his ulna into a makeshift lockpick

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:00

dogcrash truther

if I were the israelis I would call them something else, like a "fart group"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:00

dogcrash truther

"two fart groups were detected"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:01

Ace of Baes

when i think of gaza, i like to think of the hunger games movies, except instead of jennifer lawerence, the badass female hunter-warrior is middle eastern, and dressed like a gerudo from ocarina of time

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:02

WindmillSlayer

Drilldo squirt would leave The Worlds Largest Open Air Prison and still be terrible at everything.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

WhenInRome posted:

how did that work, like did he convince them to let him go because he had a hosed up arm? don't they have doctors there

i was working in a forensic psych ward at the time which was where he wanted to go

being in solitary for weeks at a time will make some extreme acts seem much more reasonable

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:05

i am he

sounds like gaza is actually not poo poo? and maybe its completely badass?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:06

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

i am he posted:

i know where you can get one, some people call it the world's largest open air prison

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:07

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These little town blues, are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In the world's largest open-air prison
If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, world's largest open-air prison!!!

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:08

dogcrash truther

Nacho Destroyer posted:

when i think of gaza, i like to think of the hunger games movies, except instead of jennifer lawerence, the badass female hunter-warrior is middle eastern, and dressed like a gerudo from ocarina of time

I agree that, in what some call the world's largest open air prison, this seems extremely likely

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:08

i am he

person explaining gaza to me: :words:

... some call it the worlds largest open air prison, and so, you see, gaza is bad

me: huh?? worlds largest open air prison?? to me, that sounds really good

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:10

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

my grandfather died in israel.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:11

dogcrash truther

can you imagine if your job was to infiltrate the world's largest open air prison and retrieve a microchip? That would be highly dope. The only problem is, I would never want to leave

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:13

dogcrash truther

my new dog posted:

my grandfather died in israel.

you gotta watch your step in those guard towers

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:14

Ace of Baes

the warden of sector 15 has a glass eye, and also a hook for a hand, legend says he lost his hand when he caught a grenade, mid-air

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:15

i am he

they say no one has ever escaped from the world's largest open air prison. what they don't know is, no one has ever tried..

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:16

Ace of Baes

i like to think the pit that batman climbs out of, in the dark knight rises, is located in the worlds largest open air prison

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:17

dogcrash truther

every so often the IDF creates a pretext to go into gaza just so they can see all the cool poo poo

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:18

i am he

*ominous music* these walls... this prison... maybe it isnt designed to keep people in, maybe its meant.. to keep people out... !

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:21

dogcrash truther

Israeli soldier: [sees a dog with a flamethrower on its back] drat [sees a kid wearing armor made from car parts] wow [sees a lady use an airplane propeller as weapon in a street fight] nice.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:21

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"I know a specialist who can help us. There's only one problem." *slides a map of Gaza across the table* "He's there. In what some call the world's largest open-air prison."

"All right gentlemen, you have one hour to come up with a plan to infiltrate Gaza and find this man, and a week to come up with an incentive for him to leave!"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:21

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

if i were to rob a store i would prefer to be put in an open-air prison

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:15

verily carefree

my new dog posted:

my grandfather died in israel.

wow is he ok

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:18

Afro Doug

all my friends were going to gaza, but i got in for free because i remembered to bring a can of coke

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:22

Afro Doug

quote:

Crazy Water Aqua Fun Park was a water park in the Gaza Strip, Palestinian territories, that served the territory's small wealthy class.[1] The park opened in May 2010 and was burned down by masked men in September 2010, after being closed by the Palestinian Hamas de facto government for allowing men and women to mingle.[1][2] In July, one Australian newspaper called it "the new sensation" among Gaza's "privileged."[3]

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:25

i am he

the next season of orange is the new black they all get moved to the world's largest open air prison, hilarity ensues

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:26

dogcrash truther

Some called it the world's largest open-air Crazy Water Aqua Fun Park .

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:28

i am he

thats why they bomb it, they're jealous of all the crazy water aqua fun people in gaza get to have

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:30

dogcrash truther

There's no way in hell I'd ever leave the world's largest open-air prison and crazy water aqua fun park.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:31

Ramsus: by Hand Knit

We need a hero.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:32

dogcrash truther

The Israelis built the iron dome defense system to guard against brochures fired from inside the Gaza strip

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:33

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

The Israelis built the iron dome defense system to guard against brochures fired from inside the Gaza strip

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:34

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:01

i am he

Israeli civilians think that it protects them from dangerous missiles, but its mostly misfired t shirts from gaza's famous long range t shirt cannons.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:35

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