Kenny Logins posted:

every time i log into twitter i cue up rammstein's "zwitter" on repeat and starting bopping and grooving in my seat as i scroll through all the crunchy tweets. every time the chorus plays i loudly, tonelessly shout TWEET-TER, TWEET-TER over "zwitter, zwitter" and try to time a retweet with doing so. "ich bin so verliebt, ich bin in mich verliebt" i leave as is because i feel it's appropriate. i mumble over the rest because i don't know german very well

sometimes i get carried away with the twittering that i knock over my cereal bowl full of peanut m&ms and when i do i pause the music and grumble to myself as i pick them all up

feel real bad for people choose to avoid participating in culture, like i do