somebody made a spreadsheet of his wife's bad excuses for not having sex

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Ace of Baes

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-04-20      NO       Said I have the "fail aids"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:33

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:14

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-10      YES
2014-07-11      YES
2014-07-13      NO               Didn't mix in enough nyquil.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:33

i am he

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
1945-04-30      YES        last chance

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:35

google THIS

i am he posted:

code:


   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
1945-04-30      YES        last chance

ha ha

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:37

Captain No-mates

Frank Horrigan posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-10      YES
2014-07-11      YES
2014-07-13      NO               Didn't mix in enough nyquil.

lmao rape!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:38

shin42k

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-08-10      No	
2014-08-11      No
2014-08-12      No   
2014-08-13      No      Why does my love pillow keep rejecting me?

shin42k fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jul 22, 2014

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:38

Captain No-mates

i am he posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-21      NO        full body cast "gets in the way"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:39

tao of lmao

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
1912-04-15     YES    Painted me like one of his French girls

tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 22, 2014

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:44

i am he

TIP: Take the [quote] tags out of the post when you copy and paste the code, or else it looks like you're trying to one up the post you're quoting!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:48

tao of lmao

conversely, you could go back and edit it into one of your previous posts, and then it looks like your'e getting empty quoted

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:49

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-06-09      NO       Said my penis is "too small"
2014-06-07	NO	 Said my penis is "too big"
2014-06-08	YES	 Said my penis is "just right"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:52

cuntman.net

code:


   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-06-22      NO         Busy

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:55

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Captain No-mates posted:

code:

DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-03-21      NO        Friend's penis "gets in the way"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:07

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      YES           slut

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:07

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

Qwerinty posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      YES           slut

trap sprung!

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      NO           slut

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:14

verily carefree

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:25

Captain No-mates

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      NO           tiny fedora inside foreskin not a turn on

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:30

google THIS

code:


   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-06-28      YES        Can't resist master's leg when he's wearing those pants. WOOF!
2014-06-29      YES        Can't resist master's leg when he's wearing those pants. WOOF!
2014-06-30      YES        Can't resist master's leg when he's wearing those pants. WOOF!
2014-07-01      NO         This relationship is getting weird.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:31

i am he

Captain No-mates posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      NO           tiny fedora inside foreskin not a turn on

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:33

Machai

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-18      NO        "I feel sweaty and gross" (took a shower 15min beforehand)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:34

i am he

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-20      NO                   (FYAD)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:38

Captain No-mates

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-18      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-19      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-20      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-21      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-22      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-23      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-24      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
2014-07-25      NO       You feel sweaty and gross 
etc

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:38

weird: by zen death robot

i am he posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2001-09-11      NO         some bullshit about a plane

heh

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:38

bacalou

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-21      YES        "So you finally took a shower?"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:39

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      NO           "You keep bringing out the tip jar"
2014-07-02	NO	     "Oh my god shut up about Gone Home"
2014-07-03      NO	     "How would playing a double bass during coitus even work"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:39

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

code:

DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-19      YES        Immediately sprinted to shower afterwards, still hasn't come out

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:40

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

code:

   DATE         SEX          Excuse 
2014-07-01      NO           I finally came out!!!!! :3

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-06-22      NO          Ain't no holla back girl

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:57

cuntman.net

code:


   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-04-20      NO       Doesn't want to disturb the monsters under the bed

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:03

Detective Thompson: Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-21      NO                (non-Kerbal)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:32

beer pal

i am he posted:

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2001-09-11      NO         some bullshit about a plane

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:39

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jul 22, 2014

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:44

Machai

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-15      MAYBE?          Does it count if she is asleep?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 05:14

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

dopepope posted:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 07:25

I Dunno

dopepope posted:

oh behave

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:03

Guillermus

Jett posted:

code:


   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-06-26      NO         My most recent BYOB thread wasn't gold-rated

lmbo

# ? Jul 22, 2014 09:55

i am he

code:

   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-25      NO                  (goatsed)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:02

cuntman.net

code:


   DATE         SEX                  Excuse 
2014-07-25      NO                  Not the goatse guy

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:25

cruft

I just want to drop by and let everyone know two things, so you can all have realistic expectations:

This is about the right frequency for boinkin', 5 years into your marriage, and
This guy's an rear end in a top hat

Okay, back to comedy.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:02

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:14

google THIS

cruft posted:

I just want to drop by and let everyone know two things, so you can all have realistic expectations:

This is about the right frequency for boinkin', 5 years into your marriage, and

This guy's an rear end in a top hat

Okay, back to comedy.

just 'cause it's typical don't make it right, man :argh:

no contest on point #2 tho

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:07

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