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Feb 15, 2005

I have a shitposting detector I'd like to sell to the moderation team. It's a stick that vibrates if pointed at your monitor and posts of low quality are detected.

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Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Sorry guys, there will be no new mod. I'm actually closing GiP.

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Feb 15, 2005

Steezo posted:

free mod rrail

shut up

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Feb 15, 2005

Mad Dragon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4HtjzDcR8

Must be some doctoral candidates working there.

Boy they must have practiced hard to get that good at simple bartender tricks after seven years on the job.

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Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

Greased wheel was Ozmas nickname for her diaphragm.

Don't think that one all the way through or we'll be sharing psych meds under a bridge by the river.

It's going to take a couple mg of phenazepam to wipe away that image.

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Feb 15, 2005

found an accessory for shim to use when he becomes mod

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Feb 15, 2005

diesel dykes or lipstick lesbians?

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Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

Change your names to one of these



Probably want to call dibs on Georgia O'Queefe ASAP

SEXISM IS OVER!

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Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding :(

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

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Feb 15, 2005

SHIMAZU FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW





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Feb 15, 2005

Anansi The Spider posted:

COLE is a good oortion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

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Feb 15, 2005

sforzacio posted:

Bob A Feet is a sir and will surely reign in this wild west shitpool of enlisted monkees

Don't you have a floor to mop?

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Feb 15, 2005

Not a regular.

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Feb 15, 2005

Serious answer: N4I would probably be the pick based on past picks. Short wrap sheet, doesn't post like crazy, level headed.

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Feb 15, 2005

Anansi The Spider posted:

bring IDR back and make him the mod


he can host the next USMC Monthly thread




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

quotin for posterity

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Call Batman

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Feb 15, 2005

Also wondering what the VA wait time is to get treated for this


http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/04/02/chainsaw-x-ray-shows-amazing-recovery-of-tree-trimmer-after-hit-in-the-neck-with-blade/

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Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Having a non-mil mod of GiP is like having a non-obese human being modding for games. it just doesn't make sense, man.

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Feb 15, 2005

movax posted:

no mods no masters

Bourgeoisie scum!

just kidding you're cool man

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Feb 15, 2005

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

i'm not interested but gotta admit it would be frikkin nice if i could own some clown with a sweet sixer (6-hour probie) for dissing on me

in your dreams assclown

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Feb 15, 2005

krispykremessuck posted:

you're my jam babe

That's a sweet pun

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Feb 15, 2005


Suspended with or without pay? Also I need your badge and gun.

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Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

well I have n4i's phone number as well so I'll start the bidding at $45 for doxx rights.

You better not 'cause I got yours.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip, check your e-mail. Everybody else check your PMs. If you got nothing, be patient. And somebody let Shim know.

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Feb 15, 2005


:)

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Feb 15, 2005

Pass it on, I don't have him friended.

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Feb 15, 2005

PLANES try again.

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Feb 15, 2005

There's been a change with the new project, go check the sticky or PM me.

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Feb 15, 2005

The bright side of 451 was it ending in nuclear annihilation.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hot, fresh cider donuts in the Fall. Makes a trip to an apple orchard worth it.

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Feb 15, 2005

are people still going gaga over cronuts?

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Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPAQFck9XHQ

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Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

snapchat me: cisvet

hairy sack incoming

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Feb 15, 2005

Chest is waxed, totally not his type.

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Feb 15, 2005

ManMythLegend posted:

Great gif, or greatest gif?



i wanna emptyquote this forever

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Feb 15, 2005

Reign Of Pain posted:

How much do I have to spend to get 2+ grenades next to my name?

Go down on Ozma.

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