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Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
My life sucks so much right now.

Connie Johnson?

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Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Nerokerubina posted:

Connie Johnson

Do it again but draft someone who is available.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Fred Baczewski I guess.

And with that I think I have more innings than I need so if you need some of those come talk to me. I could use some OF PAs I think.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

uublog posted:

Nero still has him lol

Yeah, I mean, you don't just release a first round pick like that.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
I'll take Steve Souchock because I think my Dad liked him when he was like 7 years old.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
So glad he's dead.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
All but 5 teams in.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Zamboni Jesus posted:

my team is a masterful example of hobbling along remaining nearly competitive without ever being good enough to win while never drafting for the future

Except the part where you won the world series.

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

also, pmp, it's vuitton (i have seen too many louis vuitton things over the past few days)

Good catch, thanks.

Team is $66 million, should be mediocre as gently caress.

E: Mbu was that an invitation for me to ask why you're seeing so much LV stuff?

Pumpkin McPastry fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 13, 2014

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
You know who's not giving zero effort? Red Schoendienst.

E: Both my Middle Infielders have an OPS over 1.000.

Thanks again, Art.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Middle Infield Update:

Solly Hemus - .363/.449/.676
Red Schoendienst - .462/.537/.688

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Devo we going to go to the mattresses again this year?

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Devo posted:

I'm collapsing right on schedule. It was a good 30 games though.

gently caress that, right on schedule for you is Game 162.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
NL West produced two 100-win teams that missed the playoffs in 1947.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Devo posted:

1947 didn't happen

If you do the math, the team that won the division in 1947 won even more games than the other two.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

uublog posted:

Al Rosen has gone 10 games without a home run :aaaaa:

Schoendienst has slipped below .400/.500/.600 :(

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
So bummed I didn't get to draft Doby or Minoso.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Zamboni Jesus posted:

gently caress your solly hemus

Your complaints should all be directed to Art.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Minoso always stole at a crazy bad percentage so that part is accurate. Pretty sure everything he did - good and bad- made him more entertaining.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Have fun being one of the two best teams in the NL with toadee only to lose to my bullshit squad in the NLCS :smug:

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
You aren't allowed to boast about Minoso because you complained about him when you drafted him. :mad:

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
The only appropriate response to Minoso is euphoria or possibly gratitude.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
fervus is 27 games up with 33 to play.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Devo posted:

I need someone to step up and take over the league. I'll still play but with my new job there's no way I can run a draft unless you guys want to do 4AM to 6AM lightning rounds.

You're just feeling down because of this: http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=23242981&pid=1&pbp=0&tf=9.95

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Just wait until my team - probably the 4th best of the 4 that will make the playoffs - bullshits its way past everybody for another title.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Well as it stands we just need Kensei and Pecota replacements, right?

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Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Well, that was brutal. Good luck, uublog. Let's get an NL streak going.

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