Your favorite game sucks fat d***

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Tracula: Mar 26, 2010; PLEASE LEAVE

Is this an elaborate banme from our pal Richard?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:11

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:33

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; My favourite little monsters

Actually my favourite game is Barbie: Jet Set and Style! so it appears that none of your criteria apply to it and therefore it is a great game, thanks

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:16

LotsBread: Jan 4, 2013

Richard lets talk about you and your relationship with your father

Did he pay attention to you

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:20

RSCNyx: Mar 6, 2013; It's okay, little guy. I would be scared too.

Tracula posted:

Is this an elaborate banme from our pal Richard?

You could apply that to every single one of his posts, on any forum/subforum.

Also, my favorite games can do what they want, considering all parties involved are okay with it. Who are you to judge? :colbert:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:24

Ramengank: Jun 11, 2010

RSCNyx posted:

Also, my favorite games can do what they want, considering all parties involved are okay with it. Who are you to judge?

Because it is sinful and they must be judged. Thank you for the PSA Richard, I will now cleanse my corrupt games in holy flame. :catholic:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:33

BuhamutZeo: Jun 1, 2011

you are some angry poo poo

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:34

LITERALLY MY FETISH: Nov 11, 2010; Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

King Vidiot posted:

I completely agree.

Also Richard, you're boring and you've been awful at everything you've tried to do here, which as of right now consists solely of trying to make facecam video LPs, trying to promote facecam video LPs, and throwing shitfits when people ignore or mock your facecam video LPs.

This thread falls into that latter category.

Wait, OP does facecam LPs? I learn things every day!

Could he have been meaning to say fat dips? Or maybe dirk? Dank? Dial? Dorm? I agree, this is way too ambiguous. I just jumped to "dick" without thinking, boy is there egg on my face!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:39

ShadowMar: Mar 2, 2010; HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!

RichardGamingo posted:

Tell you some facts:
Your favorite game is worse than a lifetime of getting drenched by elephant cum day and night in front of thousands of regular passerbys.

I am going to tell you some reasons as to why your favorite game is a steaming pile of poo poo. Prepare your anus.

1. You run around collecting poo poo randomly placed in an environment of dynamically created geography manufactured by the computer code of some loving lazy nerd who definitely half-assed the development at the last minute.
See: Rust, Diablo 2, Every Roguelike

2. That game involves you jumping from platform to platform without any clue as to in what framework of reality could ever possibly result in platforms that float for no comprehensible ingame logic while you keep falling to earth after each jump.
See: Mario 64, Every Platform Mechanic Ever

3. You are pitted against other players in a universe where anything can be produced from one or two basic elements and there is no loving food for your army, yet your army lives having never eaten, somehow with the energy to fiercely fight for you, some rear end in a top hat who regularly orders them into the maw of certain death.
See: Starcraft: Brood War, Warcraft

4. It is impossible for you to make a mistake of any meaningful significance so you throw endless hours of real time watching your player avatar get smashed by giant rocks, melted by acid, drowned in pools of water, and, dramatically die from what may be stubbed toes delivered by tiny and seemingly inconsequential enemies. Your carefully organized models of cities and townships demolished by tornados, tsunamis, and earthquakes.
See: Every game ever

loving videogames

Add to the list

Best Regards,
RG

____________________________/

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:43

Dongattack: Dec 20, 2006; by Cyrano4747

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:49

RSCNyx: Mar 6, 2013; It's okay, little guy. I would be scared too.

Ramengank posted:

Because it is sinful and they must be judged. Thank you for the PSA Richard, I will now cleanse my corrupt games in holy flame.

Be right back, voting for Super 3D Noah's Ark on Steam Greenlight 500 times, to atone for my sins.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:50

King of Internet: Nov 16, 2013; High King Internet of Internet

More like Richard (DICK) GAY MEN GO

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:52

Awesome!: Oct 17, 2008; Ready for adventure!

RichardGamingo posted:

3. You are pitted against other players in a universe where anything can be produced from one or two basic elements and there is no loving food for your army, yet your army lives having never eaten, somehow with the energy to fiercely fight for you, some rear end in a top hat who regularly orders them into the maw of certain death.
See: Starcraft: Brood War, Warcraft

Age of Empires :smugbert:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:56

Xegaus: Sep 27, 2006; King of nothing!

Hey guy, I've lived through a life of getting drenched in elephant cum, and I've played those games. They are not anywhere near the horror I've been through

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:24

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

Richard Gamingo

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:25

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

My fave game is Tanks.

So ???

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:26

majormonotone: Jan 25, 2013

zombie dance

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:31

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

RichardGamingo posted:

Tell you some facts:
Your favorite game is worse than a lifetime of getting drenched by elephant cum day and night in front of thousands of regular passerbys.

I am going to tell you some reasons as to why your favorite game is a steaming pile of poo poo. Prepare your anus.

1. You run around collecting poo poo randomly placed in an environment of dynamically created geography manufactured by the computer code of some loving lazy nerd who definitely half-assed the development at the last minute.
See: Rust, Diablo 2, Every Roguelike

2. That game involves you jumping from platform to platform without any clue as to in what framework of reality could ever possibly result in platforms that float for no comprehensible ingame logic while you keep falling to earth after each jump.
See: Mario 64, Every Platform Mechanic Ever

3. You are pitted against other players in a universe where anything can be produced from one or two basic elements and there is no loving food for your army, yet your army lives having never eaten, somehow with the energy to fiercely fight for you, some rear end in a top hat who regularly orders them into the maw of certain death.
See: Starcraft: Brood War, Warcraft

4. It is impossible for you to make a mistake of any meaningful significance so you throw endless hours of real time watching your player avatar get smashed by giant rocks, melted by acid, drowned in pools of water, and, dramatically die from what may be stubbed toes delivered by tiny and seemingly inconsequential enemies. Your carefully organized models of cities and townships demolished by tornados, tsunamis, and earthquakes.
See: Every game ever

loving videogames

Add to the list

Best Regards,
RG

My very world and supposedly rock solid psychological foundation has been shaken.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:33

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Well poo poo, guess I need to find something else to do with my time then.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:40

Blister: Sep 8, 2000; Hair Elf

I don't understand what sucks fat duck means

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:41

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

Blister posted:

I don't understand what sucks fat duck means

Big duck equals goose if it helps

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:43

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

make this guy moderator of games imo

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:43

Ego Death: Sep 15, 2012; by Ralp

wolf3d forever and always

# ? Jul 23, 2014 05:19

Hellburger99: Jan 24, 2006; "I don't like that mooch...
or her pooch!"

RichardGamingo posted:

Tell you some facts:

3. You are pitted against other players in a universe where anything can be produced from one or two basic elements and there is no loving food for your army, yet your army lives having never eaten, somehow with the energy to fiercely fight for you, some rear end in a top hat who regularly orders them into the maw of certain death.
See: Starcraft: Brood War, Warcraft

In WarCraft, you build farms and in StarCraft you build supply depots. Check and Mate, Mr. Gamegrump!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 07:45