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Chael walking right the gently caress up to Marnell to shake hands.
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Jul 23, 2014 20:53
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I bet that doctor and the DA are loving furious
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mr sonnen, your punishment is you are reinstated as a ufc fighter
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The retired fighter can't fight for two years, guys.
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So uh, Metamoris doesn't count? That's awesome.
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Hahaha I'd like to go to my best friend Floyd's gym on official business if that's cool with you guys.
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Yuriy posted:I'm really sad I missed this because of class, it sounded better than a lot of actual UFC events It was everything I could've asked for. Detroit_Dogg posted:So uh, Metamoris doesn't count? That's awesome. It's amateur, so...
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ChampRamp posted:It's amateur, so... And I know they don't even test but I forsure thought someone would bring it up.
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This was a lot of fun and I love you guys!
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I missed the beginning, did they talk about the results of Vitor's surprise test? or does that not matter anymore.
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Nifft posted:I missed the beginning, did they talk about the results of Vitor's surprise test? or does that not matter anymore. no, it doesn't matter, but mr marnell was very pro-vitor belfort, a strange thing for a man who is against superpowers considering vitor belfort's fighting style can be adequately described as '40 donkey punches a second'
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Nifft posted:I missed the beginning, did they talk about the results of Vitor's surprise test? or does that not matter anymore. He just said he took a super dose of it because he was flying between countries and didn't want to bother packing extra doses. Because that's a perfectly sane and in no way dangerous way to inject drugs. brb taking enough aspirin for the next year incase I get a headache sometime in Fall
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Jul 23, 2014 21:08
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I'm super bummed i missed this. gently caress
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Jul 23, 2014 21:11
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show of the loving year
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Jul 23, 2014 21:11
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I just got home and I am reading through this thread and... MMA is the best
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Jul 23, 2014 21:12
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Eat This Glob posted:what's this about chael working with/for nsac? none of the news sites (that i've seen) have anything up about chael yet Chael Sonnen up now just before 2:40 p.m. ET Sonnen was sworn in. Sonnen's lawyer says that he isn't "making excuses" for his violations, but that they were for prescribed medications. Sonnen admits that he knew the drugs were banned substances. It's worth noting that on Fox Sports 1 after his first failed test he claimed it was impossible to know what was banned. Sonnen is being questioned why he was being prescribed drugs in the "same profile" by three different doctors. "I'm so cautious to have a conversation today because I don't want to say anything that comes off as an excuse. I am guilty. I am ashamed." - Sonnen on his current hearing. Anti-estrogen drugs that Sonnen tested positive for are discussed by the commission and their role as a masking agent. A lot of talking about each drug and it's role as a PED or PED masking agent. This part of the meeting has been unbelievable. The commission has called Sonnen brave for appearing (despite it being mandatory) and has asked for advice FROM Sonnen on drug testing programs. Wow, now the assistant attorney general says "you gotta be kidding me that you inject yourself with needles and you don't know it's prohibited." Commissioners spend a bunch more time referring to Sonnen as "a friend" and suggesting a role as an educator while Anthony Marnell (the newest commissioner) says he wants a lifetime ban. It ends up as a 2 year ban with no fine.
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Eat This Glob posted:what's this about chael working with/for nsac? none of the news sites (that i've seen) have anything up about chael yet he didn't literally get a job, but just an advisory role
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I'm at work but PLEASE can someone summarize Vitor and Chael's hearing? Like, are you guys trolling or something? No way any of this poo poo is real.
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:I just got home and I am reading through this thread and... MMA is the best this. good thread, thanks for the pbp although I wish i had bought fight pass for this now
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iLikeMidgets posted:I'm at work but PLEASE can someone summarize Vitor and Chael's hearing? Like, are you guys trolling or something? No way any of this poo poo is real. Vitor literally cried, got off scot-free and the commissioner called him his best friend. Chael admitted to everything, said the rules were confusing, got the DA and medical expert really pissed off, then was suspended for two years and will be advising the board on matters for a while. He then went immediately to the commissioner and shook his hand. It should be noted that the commissioner was worried about people on drugs with "superhuman" power hitting opponents in the head, this was not brought up with Vitor though, just Chael.
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Jul 23, 2014 21:17
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Jul 23, 2014 21:18
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Jul 23, 2014 21:20
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Don't forget to mention how Chael got away with no financial penalty other than paying for the testing because "he lost two jobs we don't want to beat up on him more".
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Jul 23, 2014 21:23
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Jul 23, 2014 21:28
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Actually better than every MMA event in 2014 so far. I'm speechless
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I read the thread and the exerpts and stuff but I think I have to watch it for myself because while it's the nsac, it's still Literally Unbelievable.
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Jul 23, 2014 21:38
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If you listen carefully you can hear Zach Arnold smashing his monitor with a chair
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Eat This Glob posted:I read the thread and the exerpts and stuff but I think I have to watch it for myself because while it's the nsac, it's still Literally Unbelievable. Is the replay gonna be available on fight pass?
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[Doorbell rings. Chael opens the door, revealing several old white people] "Fannie Mae, Freddie, what are you guys doing here?" "Chael, we heard you had some free time while you are serving your suspension. We are planning a big operation. That stuff in 2012 was small change. We need you as our front man." "Come on guys, you know I'm out of the game now. But just out of curiosity... What's the gig?" [Cut to Chael testifying before Congress] "Mr. Sonnen, we heartily accept your apology for attempting to steal the federal reserve. Additionally, we think it's so brave of you to appear before us today, we all voted and congratulations, you are now president of the United States." "It looks like it's one more win...FOR THE BAD GUY." [Cut to black] Martin Scorsese presents The Wolf of Ball Street
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:[Doorbell rings. Chael opens the door, revealing several old white people] Looks like they sent the poet this time. God bless you DWG.
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Jul 23, 2014 22:15
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My client is not pleading his innocence but he is however saying the rules the way they are written are pretty confusing. I mean, break into Fort Knox, don't break into Fort Knox I can't make heads or tails of the rules and I don't think most professional robbers can either
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Just reading this thread was loving hilarious. Chael actually gets to advise the commission? Sweet jesus, can we get a video highlight or something?
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I had to leave for a thing and missed the handshakes at the end, which sucks because that sounds like the perfect cap off to a bizarre loving hour and a half. I was gonna say Chael beat the system but really the system took a dive.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:36
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Everybody loves pride but nobody loves steroids. I don't understand all the negativity. Did any of the committee members even ask about how his balls were doing?
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