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Sep 13, 2003

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I hope they throw the book at Chael and let Vitor headline a stadium show in Brazil.

NSAC gonna NSAC.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Sep 13, 2003

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Q: How many performance enhancing drugs are in this picture?



A: All of them.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Skip My Posts posted:

Why would Chael even show up to this if he's retired?

Because he was scheduled to fight when he was popped you dumb dumb.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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I like the boxer currently on the line, as he doesn't sound like a complete retard.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Nice to see a prominent member of the MMA media like Jeremy Botter dressed up in his finest t-shirt and shorts for an official hearing.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Can we get some FightMetric stats on Vitor and Chael's blood?

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Vitor's fake crying loving owned

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Vitor is going to be taken to the poor house by his toxic blood

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Solomonic posted:

"We are not in a position to look like fools" - the Nevada State Athletic Commission, 2014, granting a license to Vitor Belfort

Quote of the year.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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When is Anthony Marnell going to inquire about the rat tail?

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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so Vitor's punishment is that he has to fight Weidman?

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Agent Tough Juice posted:

And he has to send the chairman postcards from time to time now too

Hahaha

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Sep 13, 2003

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

I can not loving wait for Chael to talk about how he was taking it so he could become a father.

my balls are inefficient, you see

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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The NSAC is so fleeting with their emotional ties to their best friends :(

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Chael's lawyers using the actual word "cheating" is blowing my mind.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Keith "The Silver Fox" Kizer is in attendance!

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Sep 13, 2003

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canada jezus posted:

They're going to nail chael to the loving wall, and fair enough. But euh, why did vitor get to walk? Is it just the big fight=money for vegas thing? Because goddamn then.

Because Vitor is headlining a Las Vegas card and will make them money. Chael retired and won't be doing either of those things.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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yeah, they're going to nail Chael.

hehehehehe

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

Idk, I always referred to doctor shopping as going to multiple doctors without coordinating them with each other so you can get all sorts of different things. The way Chael was describing it was just that Dr. Schmidt didn't know enough about/wasn't able to prescribe HGH so he went to another guy who was highly ranked in the field. I don't think that's Doc Shopping.

Do you work for the NSAC?

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Sep 13, 2003

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CommonShore posted:

It's an embarrassment how little these commissioners know about PED usage.

They are doing their job to make it explicitly clear how the PEDs effect an athlete.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Aww mate

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Sep 13, 2003

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Agent Tough Juice posted:

Keith is really enjoying himself

Must be freeing to not be on the receiving end of this long stream of bullshit

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Here comes the Marnell commentary.

Marnell is my loving dude.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Confusion? Hahaha gently caress off Chael

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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You leave Mighty Mouse out of this!

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Hey, Chael found a job! Eat chain, FOX Sports.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Slow Talker Man is gonna win a Performance of the Night award

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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I'm the guy currently talking.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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RECOMMEND LETHAL INJECTION

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Sep 13, 2003

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Who the gently caress is this guy talking?

That can NOT be his attorney...attorneys don't say things like that about their clients.

He's the assistant district attorney.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Gonna watch these hearings just to get my Marnell fix

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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Marnell is literally the only sensible person on that board, but buckles.

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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

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The retired fighter can't fight for two years, guys.

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Sep 13, 2003

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Eat This Glob posted:

what's this about chael working with/for nsac? none of the news sites (that i've seen) have anything up about chael yet

he didn't literally get a job, but just an advisory role

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