Google employee and OWS "founder" wants to bring back slavery/feudalism

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Xaris posted:

if i make stupid statements on this twittersphere thingamajig, can i become internet famous or do you need to be an established retard first and make some claims to fame?

that's a p. cool app, no wonder why it's so popular, that should be worth billions

lol twitter posted a profit for the first time earlier this year, it's a really bad at moneymaking

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:17

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:15

Corey Plumper: Nov 22, 2008

Tane

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:18

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

what she's suggesting is closer to indentured servitude than chattel slavery, but I'm guessing she doesn't have a problem with either.

Corey Plumper posted:

Tane

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:18

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

Corey Plumper posted:

Tane

https://tane.us

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:20

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Manifest posted:

AND WHY NOT?

With unemployment so high, we could kickstart a whole new slave economy, where the poors are well-fed, and only beaten sometimes.

There's a bunch more of this on her twitter feed, but rather than give her traffic I propose that we debate the merits of slavery here:

Pros: It's almost like getting tenure

Cons: Sometimes your owner rapes you

what a silly, stupid person, hopefully they'll make proper sense of things eventually

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:20

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

nutranurse posted:

lol twitter posted a profit for the first time earlier this year, it's a really bad at moneymaking

was that a one time thing earlier cause I heard it was still losing money (albeit not as much as it was but isn't in the black profit-wise)

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:21

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

How to be rich:

1. Do a bunch of immoral poo poo like steal from, beat, and enslave people to make money.
2. Use said money to hire a bunch of goons and pass a bunch of laws to keep other people from doing what you do and did.
3. Wait for all the laws to normalize in the social consciousness so the people you hosed think all your wealth was fairly earned and in deserving hands.
4. Give all your money to your progeny when you die, make sure your accountants know how to keep it in the family.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:22

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

waltons seem like nice wholesome people but i dont think they could afford a slave. also i think there dead

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:24

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

nutranurse posted:

lol twitter posted a profit for the first time earlier this year, it's a really bad at moneymaking

how do they make money? sponsored tweets or

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:25

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Parallax Scroll posted:

how do they make money?

twitter's been asking themselves this and if you can provide an answer they'll make u CEO

evvv: But that. Partnering with marketing peeps

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

how do they make money? sponsored tweets or

sponsorship from PR firms

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:27

acephalousuniverse: Nov 4, 2012

So gbs is still really bad huh

Haven't looked at the forums in a few weeks just checkin in.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:27

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Fandyien posted:

libertarian slavery would be different because you sold yourself into it to prevent starvation

but thats what slavery already i-

waaaait a minute you are trying to trick me

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:27

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

I hope this defective subhuman kills itself.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:28

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

it's time to play

shame

that

TRANNY

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:29

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

OMFG FURRY posted:

but thats what slavery already i-

waaaait a minute you are trying to trick me

no its different in libertarianism you can sell you children into slavery w/o being a slave yourself, like ancient rome,or robocop detroit

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:30

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Stoic Commie posted:

it's time to play

shame

that

TRANNY

good thing transexuals already spay and neuter themselves

oh god i feel awful for posting this

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:30

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

nutranurse posted:

good thing transexuals already spay and neuter themselves

oh god i feel awful for posting this

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:31

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Fandyien posted:

no its different in libertarianism you can sell you children into slavery w/o being a slave yourself, like ancient rome,or robocop detroit

brb going to have a poo poo load of kids and rack up a huge gambling debt

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:32

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what an rear end in a top hat that guy is

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:33

Dubsy: Jul 17, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

how do they make money? sponsored tweets or

Twitter has a bunch of lovely advertising options, sponsored tweets being among them. It probably makes the people at fb laugh tbh its rear end

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:33

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

Id gently caress him

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:35

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

nutranurse posted:

good thing transexuals already spay and neuter themselves

oh god i feel awful for posting this

lol

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:37

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

silicon valley is just wall street for people who were bullied at school

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:38

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I would be slave to a loving dom but only if our relationship was based on them being a true sadist rather than some fat redhead trying to be interesting

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:38

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

whites were genetically engineered specifically to be slaves so its not suprising that they have difficulty imagining a world without it. it is due to there genetically and morally inferior brains.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:39

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

anyone who puts a lovely filter on their profile pic for twitter, fb, SA etc is usually ugly as poo poo irl

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:41

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

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# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:42

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

the inferiority of the whites brain also explains why they are so uncertain about there gender and sexuality and why so many if them are gays or transylvanians

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:43

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

ilikedirt is an extremely white poster.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:44

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

in fact ut has been proven that within 200 years all whites will be extinct primarily due to lack of breeding from there preponderance of gays and transmissions.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:46

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Manifest posted:

Apparently because this sort of thinking is common at google.

Also, https://twitter.com/JustineTunney/status/492011047696359424

yes porbably right!! im gonna use yahoo or excite.com from now on down with slavery

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:46

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

nutranurse posted:

good thing transexuals already spay and neuter themselves

oh god i feel awful for posting this

but with barker instead

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:47

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

nutranurse posted:

good thing transexuals already spay and neuter themselves

oh god i feel awful for posting this

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:49

acephalousuniverse: Nov 4, 2012

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

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# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:50

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

acephalousuniverse posted:

lol yeah its getting to be that bad

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:51

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

its not even funny, except that spay and neuter joke, that was funny.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:52

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Prettz posted:

at least slaves were considered valuable property. now workers are just a natural resource to be exploited until used up.

funny story the birthrate is dropping rapidly in a lot of developing countries and the wall street journal's article on it focused on how worrying this was that the poors aren't breeding more cheap labour for corporations to exploit like they should be

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:54

Nog: May 15, 2006

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

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finally a way to be relevant again. good idea.

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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

The Saurus posted:

funny story the birthrate is dropping rapidly in a lot of developing countries and the wall street journal's article on it focused on how worrying this was that the poors aren't breeding more cheap labour for corporations to exploit like they should be

that one's on industrialization don't need 500 children to help you out on the farm while only 4 or 5 survive childbirth

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:56

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