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Lol at those github repos. I know that type of coder. The worst type of coder - making useless tech toys that aren't even impressive, and when they have to do something actually real they make a loving mess that no one but them understands, doesn't follow industry standards, etc. The "genius", yes, the worst possible type of developer you can hire into the team as a leader. I made the mistake of hiring a similar rear end in a top hat once. Couldn't work in a team to save his life and all the code he pumped out was the kind of terrible quality you would expect from the Quake 1 mods I coded when I was 10. Also aggravated everyone in the loving company to the point that everyone hated his guts.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 22:21 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:58 |
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At least until genetic engineering and robotics make for immortal rich assholes. Then we're proper hosed.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 17:49 |
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Hmmm yes, Soylent, what a good idea! I'll never eat anything else haha! Hey, why is my jaw rotting? It's not like we evolved as a species to chew stuff and many biological processes depend on that, right? Also why the gently caress would you willingly stop eating regular food? Eating delicious poo poo is like one of the best reasons to be alive. Why would you deprive yourself of it?
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 19:49 |
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etalian posted:Because food takes time to prepare and therefore leads to a inefficient life. That excuse might work if Soylent was like a buck per gallon, but it's actually more expensive than real prepared food you could buy as takeout, or in a restaurant, or a frozen lunch delivery. So it makes zero loving sense. Also she works at loving Google. If I worked at Google I would be abusing their free lunch system 24/7.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 19:57 |
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Ccs posted:Is this photoshopped? I don't know what I'm looking at. Lol I browsed your github repositories, Justine. If you're reading this: if you can be a google dev then I should probably apply for google and I'll get made CEO instantly.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 03:26 |
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paranoid randroid posted:"promulgating esoteric political persuasions" It's programmer slang for "I am a huge loving babby idiot"
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 18:11 |
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Majorian posted:You're thinking of "Revolution," I think, but the impression I get from "The Walking Dead" is that the power's out and there's lots of zombie head bashing. I could be wrong, though - like I said, haven't seen any of it, because I hate all things popular. The Walking Dead fits because all these stupid technofascist libertarians are real-life zombies.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 21:23 |
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The 1000 richest people on the planet, minimum 10 million dollars net worth, should be forced to fight to the death in a hi-tech thunderdome tournament every year until only one is left. That winner is allowed to keep being obscenely rich until next year's battle. No it wouldn't work because most obscenely rich people are invisible and have all their assets cleverly hidden already, but whatever, it would be a rad show.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 20:34 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:58 |
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Agag posted:"Without us you can't have your Internet and smartphones and apps! We could 'go Galt.'" The funny thing about this is that as soon as, say, tech nerds all over USA stop working, okay, it wouldn't be even a minute until all of us tech nerds in the third world start picking up whatever slack they leave behind. All those delicious dollars, they buy a lot of manpower that needs them. And good luck coordinating more than 5 tech people to strike at once. It's the least union-like area of work in existence ever.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 20:49 |