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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How to be rich:

1. Do a bunch of immoral poo poo like steal from, beat, and enslave people to make money.
2. Use said money to hire a bunch of goons and pass a bunch of laws to keep other people from doing what you do and did.
3. Wait for all the laws to normalize in the social consciousness so the people you hosed think all your wealth was fairly earned and in deserving hands.
4. Give all your money to your progeny when you die, make sure your accountants know how to keep it in the family.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

unlimited shrimp posted:

so is she ironitweeting or what
yes. just not very wittily.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i would totally get married and then convert to catholicism and become a priest. sex without scandal AND free room and board.

in fact i recommend it to everyone.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Putty posted:

every poster itt is going to be abducted by google in the night to become said slaves
i own shares in google. i am protected.

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