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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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OP why do you keep telling people to suck your dick? OP why did you tell us you have an open relationship?

I will suck your dick if you give me your phone I am totally into voyeurism and I get off on the idea of someone spying on me.

Also maybe you should look into a blackberry i hear they have the best security of any phones ever and they don't have the baggage attached with iOS your good business friend pointed out

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you iOS Job-ite motherfuckers have any valid points to make in your vertically integrated wisterian computing ecoshitstem.

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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OP is it possible your parole officer installed this on your phone?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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what about the coke habit?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Method Loser posted:

SInce when did I post in helldump? Yes, 3 years ago I did barter a bit, since I had no reason not to. The gently caress? You think wealthy people get wealthy by spending when they don't have to? Dumb. You dudes are retards, I'm out for realsies now. Keep on with your little circlejerk.

Have you and your cucking girlfriend ever participated in a real circlejerk?

edit: Also calling the mods and people literally trying to help you faggots usually makes it open season for helldumping.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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OP can you make an A/T about becoming wealthy while keeping a serious heroin/coke addiction? I am honestly intrigued

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Because he's been in and out of courts, jail, and rehab for heroin addiction for the last five years and still somehow doesn't have a conservatorship with his trust.

He must have good lawyers.

Careful you might get sued under panamanian law for defamation of character.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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I think you should get an iPhone since the revolutionary Touch ID would prevent anyone but you from unlocking your phone

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Goldmine plz

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