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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
YO UHHHHHhh Let me drop some dimes on for you people who don't want to read long boring posts on this game and why it sucks dicks.

1. Every single game is a "Balance meters with other meters" style thing that's unfun and boring as poo poo.

2. The story line is retarded and tries to be a space epic thing when a. its too short b. it's too terrible

3. chapter five is the worst loving thing ever made by a human. gently caress you brazil or whatever poo poo latin country of devs made that garbage and think it's fun. Get this right? Imagine you have to wander around in a gigantic maze and everything takes forever and you can instant kill yer' self by going into a wrong square without spending like ten loving minutes doing a special prep action to see what is there first.

4. The ending sucks. It's complete garbage.

5. The music sucks.

6. It's buggy as poo poo. Chapter 2 and the like has so many bugs it's almost laughable that they claim it to be play tested.

6. It's really boring and the whole "YOU GO SO MANY MORAL CHOICES TO MAKE" is complete bullshit because your choices don't matter at all and 2 there is no morality or anything to the game. You never feel the need to make hard choices because everything single path has pretty much a optimum way of doing things that makes you never dip into these choices.


All in all the game sucks, hard. I've never felt so let down by such a lovely purchase on steam.

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
All joking aside it's not that bad for a quick time killer but it's really clunky and isn't that much fun. Kind of a bummer, really, because the art and concept seem really cool, huh?

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