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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm going to watch a game in this dogshit league in September. I will become a plastic for whichever of Monaco or Nice win.

e: maybe whoever wears the nicer kit, idk

It'll be Monaco either way

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 21:20

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 07:22

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Brandao was banned by the league until Feb. 22 for his headbutt on Thiago Motta.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 03:09

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

If Gignac's fat rear end can stay healthy (ha ha), he'll score a lot of goals this year.

E: just like that

trem_two fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Sep 20, 2014

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 17:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Blanc will be fired before the weekend is over.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 16:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

3peat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzSw1tC7Y-k

After the match, he went straight for a celebratory meal at McDonalds

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 15:08

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Well that was some poo poo defending right there

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 21:42

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Good cross and header there.

Boo, PSG are going to win the league again.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 22:47

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Caen and Nimes are under investigation for match fixing, they allegedly fixed their 1-1 draw late last year in Ligue 2. It allowed Nimes to avoid relegation and basically sealed promotion to Ligue 1 for Caen.

The payoff was supposedly done with cases of wine given to the Nimes players at halftime of that match.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 23:55

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Brandao was sentenced to a month in jail for his headbutt on Thiago Motta. His lawyer claims that he won't have to serve any of it by doing community service instead.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 16:07

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Lavezzi was a no show to PSG's training camp which started today, he is trying to force a permanent transfer out of France in the upcoming window apparently.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 15:38

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I can't believe that Blanc is still employed.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 23:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

And then it turns out that PSG are going to win the league after all.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 18:06

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

If anybody is looking for a match to watch today, Marseille - PSG kicks off in an hour, with things tight at the top of the table.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 19:03

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

saihttam posted:

anyone got a stream?

If you can do sopcast, and don't mind Russian commentary, these sopcast streams are good: http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/303089_marseille_psg/

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:10

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Stade Velodrome looks really nice, now that the renovations are done.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Mmmm, that Verratti through ball.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Cavani is almost as broken as Falcao.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:25

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Thumping header, good poo poo.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:35

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Matuidi is loving class. God drat what a goal.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 20:40

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

PSG are champs :what:

# ¿ May 16, 2015 22:03

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

They're in line to win the first domestic treble ever, too.

# ¿ May 16, 2015 22:22

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I just saw some people on twitter discussing how Hatem Ben Arfa has been the best player in the league so far this year.

It's a crazy crazy world we live in.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 15:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Jason Sextro posted:

If rumours are correct, the asking price is 100 million Euros. Given their history and popularity I have to imagine there will be a fair amount of interest, but I suppose we'll see.

I don't know if the club owns the stadium or not, but it's also pretty desirable considering the recent updates.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 23:55

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Lot of reports that Lavezzi will finalize a transfer to Shanghai Shenua tomorrow. He'll make �15m/year (assuming he gets paid).

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 20:49

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

If PSG win today they are league champions, and they're up 3-0 in the 20th minute, sooooo yeah.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 14:25

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

How many matches are left? I think we can definitively stop making fun of Bayern and Germany and move on to this farce.

8 to go

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 14:30

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

quote:

Reports say PSG’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic will be offered an incredible €75m per season by the Chinese government to move east.

The Sweden international looks likely to be leaving the French champions this summer and Milan were among the clubs linked to a move for the striker.

La Repubblica have reported a shock development today by saying that the Chinese government are prepared to offer Zlatan €75m per season to become the face of their developing Super League.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 13:43

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/731542622628659201

# ¿ May 14, 2016 19:21

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Balotelli has scored a penalty on his debut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ftjIVjjZ0

E: and then he scored another on a header. Not a bad start.

trem_two fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 11, 2016

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 20:10

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Ben Arfa has already been dropped from the squad and PSG are looking to get rid of him in January.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 21:33

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Balotelli with a brace today against Monaco.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 19:38

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Mario with the late goal to give Nice the win

https://twitter.com/NandoChachalana/status/782622800544661504

And then he was sent off in stoppage time, naturally

# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 17:54

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Balotelli is back after missing a couple of weeks due to an injury, and scored a nice goal

https://twitter.com/laminfootball/status/792739348949204992/video/1

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 15:49

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/VfLWolfsburg_EN/status/812614449706205184

Draxler to PSG is done

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 14:37

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Memphis: still real bad

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 17:41

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

PSG - Monaco is about to start, could be a good one.

E: (in Ron Howard voice) it wasn't a good one

oh I lied, that stoppage time equalizer was nice

trem_two fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Jan 29, 2017

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 20:53

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

quote:

Mario Balotelli �lets his head drop and looks like he wants nothing to do with us,� said Nice teammate Valentin Eysseric.

The Italian was on the bench for last week�s game and today left out officially due to flu symptoms in a 2-2 draw with Rennes.

Eysseric said on Saturday that Balotelli �should think a bit more about the collective and work a bit harder for us. It�s a shame he has this tendency to grumble when things don�t go his way and you see his head drop.�

Today the same player was asked about those comments.

�I�m sorry, but I was honest,� Esysseric told BeIn Sports. �I told the truth. It is a shame he lets his head drop, you see him in training every day. He�s such a great player.

�I think he looks like he wants nothing to do with us. It�s really disappointing. We could�ve really used his help in a game like this.

�We know the Coach demands enormous effort from his squad. He won�t accept anyone taking their foot off the gas and you saw that with Mario Balotelli.�

that sounds about right

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 01:32

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Lille announced that Bielsa is taking over in the summer. But then again, Lazio said similar things regarding Bielsa and we all saw how that turned out.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 15:44

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Bastia supporters welcoming the Lyon squad during warmups
https://twitter.com/OL_Plus/status/853625038767104001

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 16:18

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 07:22

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Sooooo is Bastia gonna eat a huge fine or what? I can't imagine they have much money.

I suspect they're facing something pretty severe, poo poo happened again at the half
https://twitter.com/Ligue1_ENG/status/853669861758836737

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 00:17

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