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John Liver
May 4, 2009

Chewbot posted:

I'm sorry to say as cool as Inspector Gadget vs Carmen Sandiego might be it would complicate things quite a bit.

You might relish the challenge. Carmen would. :colbert:

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END CHEMTRAILS NOW
Apr 16, 2005

Pillbug
Name: Brisko
Quirk: Can't resist making wisecracks at really inappropriate times
Motivation: Wants to prove that Carmen Sandiego is just another mere criminal, and not the genius she thinks she is

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

John Liver posted:

You might relish the challenge. Carmen would. :colbert:

She would just steal all of Gadget's gadgets anyhow.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Chewbot posted:

Thanks for all the suggestions so far. I probably won't take all of one thing, I'll cherry-pick the three that make the best combo.

I'm sorry to say as cool as Inspector Gadget vs Carmen Sandiego might be it would complicate things quite a bit. We're sticking to some straight noir at least for now. Speaking of noir, even though the game is firmly set in the 80's, everybody acts like it's the 50's. We're just gonna roll with that.

Thread Voted 1.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

She would just steal all of Gadget's gadgets anyhow.
Gadget can survive an explosion... Then get upgrade into robocop.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Name: Francis York Morgan.
Quirk: Insists that people call him "York".
Motivation: His coffee told him to.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

No Gravitas posted:

Name: Francis York Morgan.
Quirk: Insists that people call him "York".
Motivation: His coffee told him to.

Gonna buck all trends and vote this

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

No Gravitas posted:

Name: Francis York Morgan.
Quirk: Insists that people call him "York".
Motivation: His coffee told him to.

This this this. If you have not played Deadly Premonition you have not truly lived.

Delta Green
Nov 2, 2012
Name: Francis York Morgan.
Quirk: Insists that people call him "York".
Motivation: His coffee told him to.

This seems like a good idea, if Gadget won't work.

Chewbot
Dec 2, 2005

My Revenge Meat!
Heh, guys, there's a difference between an homage and blatantly copying something- since this isn't literally the detective from Deadly Premonitions (our IP of choice here is Carmen Sandiego), mix it up a bit. For example, the "insists people call him 'blank'" part is a good homage. Be creative! You can do it!

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Name: Flynn
Quirk: Prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed fury
Motivation: Does legwork for fat, agoraphobic master detective

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Okay, how about a reference to the animated series (even though the character I'm referring to was blond)? I'll take the surname from the character's sister's voice actress (his own voice actor's surname is Menville, much less punchy).

Name: Zachary "Zack" Hale
Quirk: Is, among other brilliant traits, a polyglot with an eidetic memory, but doesn't take his job anywhere near as seriously as he should. Chooses the worst times to be casual.
Motivation: The thrill of doing what is believed to be impossible. Carmen isn't even like a force of nature, she's like a force of the universe. Catching her is like dividing by zero.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jul 26, 2014

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Name: Kowalski
Interesting Quirk: Lost part of his hearing during the Vietnam war, so he constantly talks loudly and often mishears what people tell him
A motivating reason to join the Carmen detail: Sees the dead policemen similar to fallen comrades in arms, as were his friends in Vietnam. Desires to avenge them, and he'll be damned if this will be the first case he fails due to his disability.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
Name: Steak McBeafchin
Quirk: His chin is so chiseled he routinely uses it to beat suspects into submission.
Motivation: His last partner always wanted to go to Disney World before he died, he admitted this to Steak as he lay dying from 5 gunshots to the face. Steak patched him up as best he could and drove 9 hours all the way to Florida so his best friend could see it before dying. But when they arrived they found out Carmen Sandiego had stolen Cinderella Castle and McBeefchin's partner died in his arms, never having seen the Magic Kingdom. Since that day he has sworn to bring Carmen to justice.

gatz
Oct 19, 2012

Love 'em and leave 'em
Groom 'em and feed 'em
Cid Shinjuku
Name: Petrovich
Quirk: Compulsive manipulator, this trait keeps him from having any true friends or letting anyone be truly close to him
Motivation: Suspects Carmen was behind a previous case he was working that went unsolved.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
Name: Goodspeed
Interesting quirk: Always recycles, sorts his recyclables.
Motivation: Carmen stole the prom Queen's crown.

Desmodae
Apr 24, 2010
Name: Howard Phillips
Quirk: Prone to hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Motivation: He's convinced that Carmen has stolen something beyond the ken of mortal men.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Name: Corso
Quirk: Compulsively checks to make sure his fly is done up.
Motivation: Carmen bears an uncanny resemblance to Corso's dead wife--he hopes apprehending her will bring him closure

DumbRodent
Jan 15, 2013

Heart Thumping Field Trip
BIG PANIC?
Oh my god I am unreasonably excited for this.

Last name: Burden. Jack Burden.
Quirk: Incapable of sleep without booze, has woken up with alcohol poisoning about as often as he's taken a breath.
Alternatively, perpetually unimpressed.
Motivation: Nobody lays a finger on his cities. Any of them.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
I remember as a kid being somewhat confused because instead of using the world almanac that came with the game, I'd use the more up to date books we had in the house. So the fact I was trying to use information that was not out of date meant I kept failing the promotion exams or whatever they were. Yes, I failed an edutainment game by way of education :downs:

I'll leave you more creative sorts to work out what poor bastard has to suffer through this hell.

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat

DumbRodent posted:

Oh my god I am unreasonably excited for this.

Last name: Burden. Jack Burden.
Quirk: Incapable of sleep without booze, has woken up with alcohol poisoning about as often as he's taken a breath.
Alternatively, perpetually unimpressed.
Motivation: Nobody lays a finger on his cities. Any of them.
This. I like this.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Name: 'Flim' Flann O'Brien
Quirk: Tends to get distracted and go off on non-sequiturs or meandering stories
Motivation: There was this bicycle, you see...

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Section Z posted:

I remember as a kid being somewhat confused because instead of using the world almanac that came with the game, I'd use the more up to date books we had in the house. So the fact I was trying to use information that was not out of date meant I kept failing the promotion exams or whatever they were. Yes, I failed an edutainment game by way of education :downs:

We had the version before this one (Where in the USA, first edition I believe but I wouldn't be surprised to find out this was originally for punchcards or something) and for my dad's very first mission the RNG handed him Carmen. When you catch her you're immediately promoted to super-sluth and the missions become next to impossible, giving no leeway for even visiting an extra building to look for warrant clues or anything. I'm glad he's the one who got stuck and not my brother or me, we would have taken it more personally.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Name: Russel Ortiz
Quirk: Enormous. Dude has a tall, broad-shouldered, imposing figure, despite a relatively peaceful nature.
Motivation: Carmen stole his future. Not in a metaphorical sense. In a 'everything was going right, I was on track to make Captain in the NYPD, then that crazy bitch stole Broadway on my watch. All of it. And now I'm an unemployed private detective who is going to stop her for this.' sense.

Ice_Mallet
Feb 22, 2011
Name: Frederick Tinn
Quirk: Rhetoric-spewing conspiracy theorist
Motive: Convinced Sandiego was behind JFK's assassination. It may sound crazy, but it all makes sense I assure you!

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Name: Richard Thomas
Quirk: Bad father, Bad partner, depressive when not on a case, maniacal when on the hunt.
Motivation: He knew Carmen before she was famous. When asked "boff, kill, marry?" he'd reply "Carmen Sandiego"

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.
Explain the comics. They your own work or taken from something else?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Name: Walton
Quirk: Due to a market crash, is no longer worth six million dollars, and is actually underwater.
Motivation: REVENGE!

Desmodae posted:

Name: Howard Phillips
Quirk: Prone to hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Motivation: He's convinced that Carmen has stolen something beyond the ken of mortal men.
I like this one. Good old "Howie" Phillips.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Desmodae posted:

Name: Howard Phillips
Quirk: Prone to hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Motivation: He's convinced that Carmen has stolen something beyond the ken of mortal men.

Yes, this!

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Holy poo poo. No matter what suggestions we give, this is going to be amazing. The Horrible Secret of Animal Crossing is what sucked me into LP in the first place, and I loved the poo poo out of Carmen Sandiego as a kid.

Surname: Sandiego.
Quirk: Professional cat-burglar turned Cop. A kleptomaniac by nature, has to work very hard to keep himself under control.
Motivation: Carmen is his estranged ex-wife. Left him holding the bag as her way of saying good-bye when she walked out on him. Hates her as much as he still loves her.

Let's Noir the poo poo out of this.

Chewbot
Dec 2, 2005

My Revenge Meat!

Bloodly posted:

Explain the comics. They your own work or taken from something else?

I made everything, just for this LP. The black/white/red theme is a noir staple, but it's also fun to draw.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Name: Mick Gracy
Quirk: Garish and unbelievably distracting bright orange hat and trenchcoat.
Reason for pursuit: Carmen Sandiego stole his hat. Carmen Sandiego must pay.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Name: Chandler
Quirk: Frequently references classic Literature
Motivation: All good stories have to end some time, and he's drat sure going to write the final chapter of this one.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Name: Peller. Roark A. Peller.
Quirk: When confronted with situations and questions where he is completely out of his depth (which happens distressingly often), he bullshits not only others but also himself with desperate lovely reasoning to come up with answers.
Motivation: He feels trapped and constantly threatened by his career, and catching Carmen, the most unstoppable criminal in the world, is a sure way to earn a cushy retirement. He's going all-in, all or nothing.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jul 26, 2014

Samuel
Nov 5, 2011

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Richard Wallace
Walking outside into bright sunlight makes him sneeze

I have that, and it's really annoying!

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Name: Everyman.
Quirk: All of the above.
Motivation: All of the above.

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

Since you're picking and choosing the best ones, I might as well throw up something and not just say someone else's is good.

Name: Kain Hatfield
Quirk: Divorced, but still a family man.
Motivation: Has a strange attraction to Carmen Sandiego, but can't understand why

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Name: Cyrus J. Neckbeard
Quirk: is haunted by the ghosts of his dead family
Motivation: the thrill of the chase.

Let's get some continuity going.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

RickVoid posted:

Holy poo poo. No matter what suggestions we give, this is going to be amazing. The Horrible Secret of Animal Crossing is what sucked me into LP in the first place, and I loved the poo poo out of Carmen Sandiego as a kid.

Surname: Sandiego.
Quirk: Professional cat-burglar turned Cop. A kleptomaniac by nature, has to work very hard to keep himself under control.
Motivation: Carmen is his estranged ex-wife. Left him holding the bag as her way of saying good-bye when she walked out on him. Hates her as much as he still loves her.

Let's Noir the poo poo out of this.

^^^^^^^^ This. This. The gently caress out of this. Please.

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato

Chewbot posted:

Weak bluff, Carmen, we already brought the dogs through. Think this is my first day on the job?
Quite the opposite, but let’s stay on topic.


Sublime, but I guess with what we're reading in the Banner Saga LP I shouldn't have expected anything less. This is gonna be good.

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