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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

darealkooky posted:

the actual message about catherine is just "do what you actually want to, deep down", which is why it can feel like it goes against itself at the last minute because they were too lazy to change any of the cut-scenes besides literally the last five minutes.

if you/vincient really wants to a monogamous relationship then katherine was just trippin and is actually a swell gal, if you go for sleeping around forever then you get a a demon harem because anime, and if you think that both girls are dumb idiots then you go to fuckin space. if you're unable to pick consistent options with your actions up to the ending and the actual ending choices then you die or might as well be and get an intentionally lame ending

:spergin: bout anime block pushing games
im gonna be honest ive never actually played catherine ive just looked at random clips of it online. im sorry.

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

im gonna be honest when i post in this forum i just write words without thinking about what they mean

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Endorph posted:

im gonna be honest when i post in this forum i just write words without thinking about what they mean
which coincidentally is the way all video games are written

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

Endorph posted:

im gonna be honest when i post in this forum i just write words without thinking about what they mean

There have been 27563 posts made by Endorph, an average of 15.06 posts per day

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Endorph posted:

im gonna be honest ive never actually played catherine ive just looked at random clips of it online. im sorry.

if you like pushing blocks, then hbave i got the game for you

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

darealkooky posted:

There have been 27563 posts made by Endorph, an average of 15.06 posts per day
look to be fair i posted like 80 times in every wrestling gameday thread for like a year

edit: upon further analysis i have come to the realization that this does not make me look like less of an idiot

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Action Tortoise posted:

Theyre gonna have a lot of words to write when they discover Custer's Revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2jw8dDrEk

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
finding the most sexist video game is kinda like trying to find the WORST nazi

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Silver Alicorn posted:

finding the most sexist video game is kinda like trying to find the WORST nazi

nobody cares about the article in the op, we're talking about pushing blocks

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I didn't read the op

anyway it's probably League of Legends

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

BKPR posted:

i'm more interested in women's video GAMS, know what i'm sayin.

http://freeindiegams.tumblr.com

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

matrix ripoff posted:

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/catherine_video_game_the_most_sexist_platformer_of_all_time.html


Only three years too late, Slate! Next week: "Golly, Leisure Suit Larry Certainly Has a poo poo View on Women, Doesn't It!?!?" followed by "Have You SEEN How Sexualized and Infantalized Women Are in Videogames???? Boy!"

also in before "haha, you read slate"

The brain dead retard who wrote this article should "escape" into my blade.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Silver Alicorn posted:

finding the most sexist video game is kinda like trying to find the WORST nazi


Silver Alicorn posted:

I didn't read the op

anyway it's probably League of Legends

Go back to GBS.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

The brain dead retard who wrote this article should "escape" into my blade.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Pretty sure this guy saw the boxart for Catherine, GISed some screenshots, and decided to write about it because yeah I mean it's a game about dudes who are scared of commitment and how they're lovely to women

The Sexiest game of all time, though, is Sexy Parodius, obviously.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Go back to GBS.

whats gbs

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

DoubleDonut posted:

Pretty sure this guy saw the boxart for Catherine, GISed some screenshots, and decided to write about it because yeah I mean it's a game about dudes who are scared of commitment and how they're lovely to women

The Sexiest game of all time, though, is Sexy Parodius, obviously.

Best Catherine article is 4pp's wondering which version of the game to get based on whether you're a boob or butt person.

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

the most offensive part about that article is that they called catherine a platformer

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
lol if you think they played the game before ranting

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
zot fot please leave my good friend silver alicorn alone

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Tiler Kiwi posted:

zot fot please leave my good friend silver alicorn alone

of course you'd gather together

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
hi again brannock

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

zot fot please leave my good friend silver alicorn alone

I will not.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
worse than the zebranky

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


sexist, not sexiest

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Heh, ehhh hmmm

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
skeleton king got a better job

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
they go through all that effort to NOT put her in high heels

what the hell japan

BigLeafyTree
Oct 21, 2010


matrix ripoff posted:

they go through all that effort to NOT put her in high heels

what the hell japan

they're impractical in combat obviously

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
there's a whole genre of porn in japan of women cramming train poles between their cheeks so that explains to me why she's doing that with her staff/wand thing

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



haha, you read slate

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Man Whore posted:

haha, you read slate

what about spherical cats?

rio
Mar 20, 2008

lol if you think women are people

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
i want to go to one of those things with like six different super expensive cameras dangling off of me and just walk past all these people and not stop to take any pictures of them and see how long it takes until they collectively have a complete nervous breakdown and set fire to the place

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Hog Butcher posted:

skeleton king got a better job

king of motorboating titties?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The most Sexist Game OP, is Gone Home, because it's yet another product of the Liberal Agenda to oppress (SO funny how liberals think their the only ones who can use this word, lmfao. Look it up in a dictionary retards) straight men with gay propaganda and misandrist rock music.

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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

fronz posted:

lets just talk about catherine instead of the stupid article.

catherine is really good and fun they did all they needed to do

the futurewife and i played it together and enjoyed it

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