or you just use an attractive headshot. IIRC they're attached to CVs in euroland.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 20:07 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:12 |
Everyone knows when the toner hits the printer you only do 1k pages max
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 21:22 |
salaried while having an expectation that ends at 8:00 is inconsistent. If they do push back try to become salaried non-exempt and bill an hr every day when you check emails at 8.
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 22:00 |
CLAM DOWN posted:IT workers are exempt in BC too, from the regular labour laws. It's a constant point of contention here. The key isn't necessarily where you live, it's having the desire and self-respect to stand up for yourself and get a better job for a better company. my post was worded poorly. I wanted to convey that having a duty of work end at a specific time (whether after hours or hours) is more along the line of a non-exempt salary rather than exempt. It's certainly legal to have exempt salaried people on call 24/7 if in the original contract, but when you try to make that non 24/7 or add an expectation without renegotiation you're really opening yourself up.
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 22:14 |
Those types of contracts I only see for helldesks here. I did one to get my foot in the door but was very prepared to sue over the contract if I found something better prior to a year or the company went after me for other reasons.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:36 |
Sickening posted:Wage theft is a big deal in the US at least. lol yeah the company lost an unrelated (to the cert/year contract) lawsuit for wage theft the year I worked there too.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:43 |
SEKCobra posted:If I leave I'm having my new employer give me a signing bonus that covers anything I owe my current employer, problem solved. Hell, I even signed a non-compete that requires me to pay 1 months salary if I start work at an explicit IT company within 3 months of quitting. Not really worried about that. poo poo son I don't know where you're at but if there's a lot of turn and burn you could probably get a class action going if the company has ever attempted to collect on this.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:56 |
Bigass Moth posted:How? Employer paying for your cert = free money to you I didn't know you could sell certs you've gained for money.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:58 |
rafikki posted:I mean, today I'm working from home. I'm working from home because I have a sore throat, some nasty coughing, and a bit of a sniffle. I feel fine otherwise, and so I'm working from home. and is it still PTO or are you just remote? The former means gently caress off, even if normally on 24/7 call.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 17:21 |
varg please don't put in 2 weeks. Not like he'd be a good reference regardless.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 16:56 |
A lady that old knows some cold war poisoning poo poo, ensure your skin wasn't broken. poo poo's unacceptable.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 15:17 |
GreenNight posted:Our conference room names Keep it going. Conference Room F4 Basement one Conference
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 15:27 |
Judge Schnoopy posted:4 floor building used to be basement 1 2 3. An elevator was installed and the engineers labeled the buttons with 1 2 3 4. They estimated a few thousand dollars to fix the floor designations, so everybody got used to the new naming convention after a few weeks of confusion. there's tape and a marker
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 16:08 |
Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Could be one that announces the floors and has a digital display. Movies have taught me that those are easy to hack or change.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 16:52 |
You can always say no if an offer comes and you can voice your concerns in the interview, preferably under the guise of questions. Entry level IT does occasionally import workers.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 18:21 |
google music, it's not very good for podcsts
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:11 |
Seems like going with it is a good way to get some reading done.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 18:42 |
GreenNight posted:Email is not meant to be a storage platform. We have about 60x more data in email than our DMS. Just this year we put on a 100mb limit for one email. Before that it was unlimited.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 21:58 |
CLAM DOWN posted:On the contrary, this is the week a lot of people have off and is the best time to be off as well so you can spend time with friends. That and my office is flatout closed. nobody goes outside in this snowpocolypse without kids
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 19:14 |
CLAM DOWN posted:I'm outside in the snow literally right now, snowball fight me hard pass I'm doing boring rote work
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 19:20 |
I love giving randos admin rights for two days as a trial. Hope they don't gently caress production.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 22:50 |
I'm so glad you posted that on the weekend.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 16:43 |
If I were to take a job in DT San Fran hows the commute etc from affordable areas?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:05 |
Will do but a little shy of 6 figures
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:44 |
CrazyLittle posted:You can live in a dorm! oof that's worse than hong kong
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:51 |
Inspector_666 posted:I know several people who moved out to the Bay Area and they tried to talk me into doing it too because you can make "so much money" working in tech but gently caress no. I live in NYC and it's a shitshow here but it's so much worse in SF. A very nice HK apartment with a good kitchen was only 3.5k a month. I don't get the bay area prices.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 21:10 |
It's very much to prevent internal fuckery. Malicious people exist.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 00:01 |
ahhah my first comped receipt ever was just a handwritten piece of paper that said "whiskey 105"
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 21:42 |
I thought they were abandoning IRC.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 21:51 |
jaegerx posted:Computers and IT were niche until just around 15 Years ago. Girls and boys are growing up with more technology that millennials ever had. Eventually STEM will change and we’ll see more women in IT. Forcing it just to force it is stupid. They're more forced out right now. They have to excel compared to a dude to not get poo poo on in my experience.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 00:21 |
redeyes posted:That's just too much to unpack with not much information. How exactly do you change the culture then? It appears every young person on social media is shouting this 'from the roof tops' as old people say. Is this going to help? IT/tech in general is the current white boys club. See the lack of salary transparency in most firms and lack of organized labor. You mentioned border patrols. It effects 200 million people and you see it as some unique hardship, lol Submarine Sandpaper fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 02:09 |
Corsair Pool Boy posted:Lol if HR is saying that you work for the dregs of society lol lawfirm iirc
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 19:52 |
holy poo poo a drug test for that
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 19:24 |
MF_James posted:I've worked at a gas distribution facility, the amount of people that should have been fired for coming to work so stoned and driving fork lifts around was insane; I watched a guy nod out driving a lift and smash into a bunch of tanks. a dude i did warehouse work before i got into IT didn't drug test because "those who need to score need a job" although he also packed a cooler of beer for the 1.5 hour drive back home after being dehydrated clearing out abandoned leased Internet Explorer posted:Good luck hiring a bunch of tech folks who don't smoke weed. You'd be limiting your hiring pool by like 50%. poor FBI
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 20:38 |
is webdev a worthwhile pursuit or is the work mindbogglingly terrible?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 19:05 |
Zil posted:Usually depends on the customers in my experience. Also get everything in writing. Volguus posted:The work is mindboggingly terrible, but it can be a worthwhile pursuit if it pays well.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 19:42 |
I dislike my 1 on 1's. I'm told ticket statistics. That they're good, that I do work befitting of a title promo. Then denied promos/good raises because of ticket statistics. I lateraled into the wrong group, I'm still convinced the economy is going to implode though and this company pays well.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 14:30 |
Vargatron posted:Ticket stats as measurables might seem like a good idea, but you have to take them within the context of the organization itself. Like ticket stats should drive company improvement, not used as the sole metric of an employee's performance. Right now, for the best statistics (which changed last week), I send and email and immediately close regardless of resolution with a note for the user to call me if instructions don't resolve. I'll miss any email response with our ticketing system, but it's the path to a promo.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 16:46 |
large firms really only fire on reorgs. /e- oh new hire idk
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 19:56 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:12 |
siggy2021 posted:My boss does this thing where he just sits in my office, dicking around on his phone. It's very awkward and I can't stand it. And I don't mean for like 10 minutes, but upwards of an hour sometimes. I can even leave my office and he'll still be there when I come back. He doesn't really talk except to occasionally show me some dumb meme. It's mostly just sitting there. This usually occurs nearly daily after lunch, sometimes more than once a day. are you an attractive member of his preference?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 19:13 |