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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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VendaGoat posted:

Well drat.

Right?

Difficult to compete with that.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Zeroisanumber posted:

I don't know what you're talking about, that's a really good looking dog.

Audrey is a good one.

Has a weird history though. She killed a chihuahua and was going to get the needle but her owner had her sent to dog rehab. Now she's exceedingly shy about eating because she killed that other dog for nipping at her and getting in her food bowl.

That and she nearly killed herself running on the beach with a piece of driftwood that she managed to stick in the sand and shove through the top of her mouth blinding her in one eye.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Pastry of the Year posted:

You make me loving SICK




that you look way loving better as a man or a lady as I do in my own body, which is pretty much "what falls out of your tightly-packed taco after you take a hearty bite"

e: I am not fat, but biopanda would be an excellent casting choice for Denny in Dhalgren.

Get a room.

And it better not involve me don't pm me p

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Disco Infiva posted:

Your posts, they have beautiful punctuation...and sentence structure.

This sort of ellipsis use is...highly problematic.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Aardark posted:

how not to be creepy

1. don't be a goon
2. realize you've already failed and just do what makes you happy! (unless it's something creepy)



You look like Julian Sands.

This is a compliment, btw.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

Great. As if guys weren't being creepy enough in here, we now have a cute asian girl posting her pic. :v:

It's you.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I'm hiding in the bushes. Try and spot me!

I tried to take a selfie of me with the quail flocking in the backyard and totally flubbed it.

#quailfail



farging barsters

e: there is one quail and it is smug

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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SuperiorColliculus posted:



Giant trees are p cool.

Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no flannel.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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So how do you feel about doing all those product placements on Workaholics?

Alternately, Dexter you need to skip some breakfasts.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Girls with short hair rock

Also long hair, or medium length hair




I got a Harry Potter-esque scar, post if you want to see

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bone posted:

Bonus pic of a cool root that looks like a snake was petrified into the ground :



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1YF_MH1xc

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Kitchner posted:

To be fair this thread has been educational for me as not only have I realised my true passion in life is hunting down witches but also that there's something attractive about a woman in a cloak which would make for an interesting drama.

I mean really I guess it would just be like buffy the vampire slayer but with witches as I'm fairly sure she shags a bunch of vampires. Oh also I'm not as hot as Buffy.

I don't remember your pics exactly but I will say tv Buffy was as attractive as any aging midwest prom queen and you looked better.

Movie Buffy otoh, she was wicked hot.

Charisma Carpenter was where it was at though.

This has been my 3:30 am gross :goonsay:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hogge Wild posted:

yes, sorry wrong pic



So many things wrong with your pic here.

You don't disrespect the flag by wearing it like a dishrag. You're saluting wrong as hell, what do you think you're in the U.S. Military?

Wear a drat flag on the toilet? Flag code officers are on their way.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Phthisis posted:

They're related in that it's in a less-than-stellar part of town. I avoid that area after dark, if anything just to avoid getting hit by a reckless or drunk driver.

And yeah, I caused it. That pic is actually my "proof of kill" in the cyclist vs. car driver war.

High-five cyclist buddy

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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moller posted:

Are you saying his shirt

looks like a dishrag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

yase

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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jadebullet posted:

Just a picture of me from 2010 when I thought that wearing a fedora would be cool. (I didn't know it was a thing, I just thought it was a cool hat and I liked 40s style outfits but could only afford the hat) I made the sign for the Daily Show/Colbert Report Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.



Harpo?!?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sounds like she's in real estate which is way way worse than witchcraft

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Didn't realize Willem Dafoe was working the sequel to the sequel of 28 Days Later.

Presumably titled 28 Years Later: How the gently caress Are These Zombies Still Here?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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What did you do to get a mod/admin edit?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:



Show'em if you got 'em!

Cool to be married by Capt. Picard and everything but you chose the most boring holodeck program I've ever seen.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Haha thank you!! I'm still a student but just started work at a nearby clinic so yes :dance:

Either way I applaud your choice to wear a nice dark blue instead of looney tunes or whatever. There is a tv ad here for a scrubs store because we have so many elder care facilities, hospitals and clinics here. Some really goofy looking stuff. Almost to the point where the patients must feel like they're dying in a Terry Gilliam movie.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

I might be posting from inside the bear right now, don't judge

I just saw The Revenant and seriously gently caress bears

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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The Corey Haim theory.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ok Fella posted:

You look like a badass (even more so) Bruce Cambell.

Yes, but no.

Or a less comedic Bruce Campbell I guess.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Snatch Duster posted:

you look like that one goon that became a goonette because they chopped off their dick and installed tits

their username was something like pyschicmonkey or pysopticalgorilla

psyopmonkey

She always made that face with her mouth screwed up.

She doesn't post anymore because she was really annoying and told so almost every post she made.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Nice

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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VendaGoat posted:

I was born with shock white hair.

So, I guess this is a normal thing then.

So many grandparents disappointed that the aryan ideal hair color darkens in your tweens.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ok Fella posted:

Nothing good comes from fyad. But feel free to prove me wrong.

Fyad is SA's superego

All of the shame you feel from posting is documented therein

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

personally I'm angling for a tom servo/crow t. robot selfie after i take my blood oath

heck yes

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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liquidypoo posted:

gently caress it, I've lurked the thread too long not to post something.



About this time last week, a Canadian dinosaur was prepping to eat my skinny rear end. I managed to get away and now I'm back in not-Canada.

I'm having a flashback to JP 4

"Do you even know how inappropriate that shirt is?"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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DOOP posted:

Assless chaps are cool

[in turbonerd voice {my actual speaking voice}] CHAPS ARE ASSLESS BY DEFINITION!! [/in]

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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EmmyOk posted:

Please do not be ashamed that you did not know what the facial hair that describes itself looks like, it is okay :shobon:

American soldiers be wearing their chin straps like this

English guys have it all up around their lips


But yeah, that poster is probably wrong

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Crow Jane posted:

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is a decent competitor in the astonishingly handsome contest as well.

It occurs to me I may have a thing for slimeballs.

A lot of people do.

The world makes sense as a contest between pretty irresponsible assholes who've been handed love and affection for being born tall and blond and the more diminutive people who scheme against that prettiness.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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This thread has a a mod/ik whatever that very cutely wears the same ankh death does in sandman,

It goes without saying that y'all agree Marla Singer is crazy smoking hot

In a life-threatening way.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ok Fella posted:

The ankh is a symbol of life though.

Death is a complex character in the Sandman though so no surprise there.

Yep.

Use protection everyone.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

lmao thanks :) more IRL people mention the Death thing than you'd think, it's weird

There's going to be a movie someday, gaiman movies are hit and miss but I'd totally vote for you being in it.

I think they could cgi magic you in to Delirium's fish dreams and your human counterpart would look all, oh hey it's youse, flying and swimming above the sidewalk

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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VendaGoat posted:

I would back a American Gods movie.

Road Head: the Hidden Menace

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

There is a Japanese mint and strawberry soda that slays me. So good.

Also, lol at a bong shop being "sciency".
Then again, my pothead friends are loving engineers when they want to get high but don't have any equipment.

Pretty sure they prefer the term macguyvers

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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cash crab posted:

HAIRCHAT: I am colouring my roots and my phone camera blows!

.

update: why does hair dye never work on my natural colour

You look awesome.

And, I am glad that this internet website has come grown up enough to talk about roots.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Sep 8, 2018

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I got a blyat you got a busket

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