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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Dylanthulhu posted:

Can people not lose their poo poo this time? Probably. Hair isn't purple any more.


It is impossible not to hear this in a petulant whine. Good job getting people to leave you alone, guy.



tbf I'd be mad too if Spanish guys kept waving tablecloths at me.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Here's a recent photo of me taken on a trip to the beach.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I really liked your first book but then it went totally off the rails with all that Felurian/Autistic Sex Samurai poo poo.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Laowai posted:

Work told me I needed new headshots for an advertising campaign. No problem.


KOOGLER! :argh:

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
hey guys here's a recent picture of me

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

That also happens to be me, in real life, except I am also paraplegic.
I am paraplegic also, assuming this would elicit more sympathy.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
behold, brave hunters, the joke is slain

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I think it's probably more likely that they didn't consider the possibility of goons seeing a photograph of a woman then immediately reverse-GISing it to find out more about her so maybe they can get to know her and maybe move into her life with their big strong arms and help her like a good gentleman would.





they didn't think this out very well is what I'm saying

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Beastie posted:

I got to go on vacation for the first time in years thanks to landing a new nob-retail job.


Wait, I can just buy a new nob?

WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME THIS BEFORE?!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The Schwa posted:

we did our "folklore of the choir's country" bracket today, so black lips it's eyeliner


I want that pounamu

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The summer hair of joy.

The winter hat of sadness.

did you guess I was gonna be a white guy with brown hair and a beard

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I don't know if that's a good thing, but it's better than being compared to Mister Bean. I also get Elijah Wood a lot, which is appropriate because I am short as gently caress.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I wonder what an appropriately medieval bird is. An owl?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
His bottom whiskers are white, but his top two whiskers are black; your cat has a moustache. A curly Frenchman's moustache.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Nala is feeling patriotic today.


I'm from New Zealand and my cat is also called Nala.

Our cats should fight.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
hi everybody I guess I'm a big boy now

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