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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RFC2324 posted:

You have a hairy son :)

Not to mention gigantic. His poor mother...

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
If it's any consolation, I think everyone who posts in this thread is hot enough to cyberstalk. :wink:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

r00tn00b posted:

I have the most beautiful......glasses



You have a beautiful glare.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

SuperiorColliculus posted:

I made a science.



something something joke about using it to see your weiner. [/effortpost]

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Oldsmobile posted:

Meh, might as well:


Taken during the scene in your life where you are burning out, shown by the rushing crowds blurry around you in the club while you move extra slow.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Nah man, the beach is all her, I'm chilling at home with the apartment all to myself. Do you know how rare this is??

Also realtalk today I learned I am REALLY BAD at sunscreen/tan lotion, I have an ankh-shaped pale spot on my clavicle surrounded by a lovely shade of rose-petal red

I'm sorry, I hate to laugh at people who are really nice, but the ankh-print is hilarious to me.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

syscall girl posted:

You look like Julian Sands.

This is a compliment, btw.

Way to be creepy. Goons, amiright? :rolleyes:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
This weekend I took a trip halfway across America and back. I'm no longer in dad mode for the rest of the year, and back to being a foul bachelor.




...ladies

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Glad to see youre still kickin!

:dance:

Thanks. It's not for lack of trying, I assure you.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Some of the Sheep posted:

That's a loving severed hand. Who's ribs are those?

SuperiorColliculus, weren't you paying attention?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jastiger posted:

Oh yeah Pilsners are good, I just thought it interesting that it was a Pilsner called Pilsener. Was making a joke on the name, you see. It makes sense that its the ORIGINAL so I guess it gets a pass on that:)

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Kitchner posted:

Why would you do that to someone you sick freak? It's bad enough you're playing Destiny but to make someone else WATCH?


Ergh. I feel sick.

Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

mng posted:

Here we see psyopmonkey seconds before being bitten

Nah, Joeycat's the chillest dude. I've seen him on cam enough to vouch.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
It's amazing how much better you look already. But seriously, get a good haircut, and some nice clothes, and you won't look 14 anymore. There's really nothing wrong facially there.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Kitchner posted:

That's definetly hulk hogan by the way, you can see the bandana.

What's wrong with hiding in the shower while my daughter is taking bathroom selfies brrrrrrrrrrrother

The Hulkster doesn't really hide when it comes to his daughter.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I meant he's pretty much open about constantly perving on her, and possibly more.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I am in fact a pretty diasbled boy if it helps you with your cripple fetish.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

spog posted:

Yeah right. We all know that you really are a 19-year old German gymnast.

Oh yeah, well I...I... WHAT'S THAT?! *backflips out of the room*

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

You look like you have a giant pirate hoop earring and I'm into it.

Also here's my face and stuff:



*spends 15 minutes looking for creepy guy in background*

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Minimalist Program posted:

Post your picture III: post your moms picture.

wanna meet that mom

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

poop dood posted:

You look so, so much better shaved. Now get a haircut and stop looking so drat mournful.

Also you might want to start taking pictures that don't show you in a dark basement staring at the computer screen as literally their only feature.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

VendaGoat posted:

It's wrong to jerk off to goons? :confused:

Is it also wrong to jerk off goons?

I'm still a real cripple and willing to do party appearances.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Disappointed at the lack of Joeycat photobomb in picture 3.

Anyways, this is the view of my living room and computer desk from over my kitchen sink.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

VendaGoat posted:

Couches that eat people are a real thing. I own one and I enjoy its company

the wrap-around couch seen in my apartment-pic is one of these. I'm a grown rear end adult, it's my place. Sometimes I just sleep there instead of in the bed.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Norse Code posted:

Mondays, am I right?



I really like your hair color. Not because it's your hair, I just like things that shade of purple. Purple's awesome.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:golfclap:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Last weekend I made a friend.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

schnickety scribe posted:

Oh my God! Is that a zombie Frankenstein's monster?! :neckbeard: I am jealous.


It IS! Frankenstein is totally my patron saint (I too am covered in scars and filled with dead body parts) so I couldn't say no to the photo op. Also, I'm 5'10", so even without the lifts this was a big fella. Unlike the other haunters at the haunted mini-golf, he was just wandering around outside as advertisement. I wanted to see him golf with his leg. The guy there in a Jason getup would occasionally ask if you wanted him to putt for you, and he'd use his machete. He was a pretty good golfer too. There was also a white ghost type and a guy done up as a bloodily stitched together scarecrow, and both would randomly kick people's balls into the holes while messing with you. Plus the whole place was done up for halloween, including a bunch of animatronics and stuff. It was a TON of fun and I'll definitely have to do it again next year!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Haunted Mini-Golf is now definitely on my "to do list" for halloween activities. But it's totally something you need a group for. This particular one wasn't that big, but still tons of fun. I've seen online reports about bigger more elaborate ones.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RFC2324 posted:

But she turned him into a newt!

He's just a victim

He'll get better.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

schnickety scribe posted:

Hooray! For once something I've encountered hasn't led back to trains! :toot:

No, I'm pretty sure tracks are exactly what lead back to trains :rimshot:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Hogge Wild posted:

what's the deal with the black blob on your beard

:pusheen:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.



I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.

Get a popped collar.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

titties posted:

For future reference biker wizards look like this:





:colbert:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
For the record I'm an angry-looking semi-overweight middle aged white dude, and I enjoy MP's contributions to the thread. HTH.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ignite Memories posted:

Long time listener first time caller


as a cartoon person

So...you going to tell us how you ended up in a crowd shot of Wordgirl?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Meh, even Justin Timberlake makes fun of 90s era Justin Timberlake and his uncooked ramen hair.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

some good lookin' mangoons on page 137 :3:

Clearly I need to step in and correct this oversight.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
For the record I'm a teetotaller due to health issues, and I have no idea what a subnet mask is. Potato stew sounds like a fine idea however.

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