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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I look pretty rough in this pic, but gently caress it.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 21:30 on Aug 18, 2014

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 21:27

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I hope it doesn't take so long for me to die.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Aug 18, 2014

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 22:26

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

psyopmonkey posted:

Florida is horrible. Please move.

There are NIKE missile sites around though.

North-Central Florida is loving awesome. :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 15:07

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My youngest niece, Michelle, and me. Ignore the date, it's not correct.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Mar 3, 2015

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 15:17

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiny Lowtax posted:

You are a serial killer

Woah, now, I've never been convicted.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 16:45

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quiet Feet posted:

So what's Torgo like? Does he take good care of the place while you're away?

I don't get it.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 22:59

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Well, my bad. I love cheap rear end horror movies, but must have missed whatever one you guys are talking about.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 00:12

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I see. Heard of it, never seen it. (because of said unwatchablity)

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 00:17

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The only good picture I have ever taken.

# ¿ May 4, 2015 00:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Celery Face posted:

Aatrek was a mod and a Star Trek fan (big surprise) who got permabanned after it came out that he raped a little girl he was babysitting. I was too old for him when I started posting anyway.

Holy poo poo. :smith:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 21:23

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm.... not attractive. I had also just woke up and hadn't shaved. :smithicide:

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 00:02

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atarian posted:

Iced coffee on a cold day. Only the coolest of the cool can roll like this!

What's up, going gray bro?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 19:50

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atarian posted:

Living it up and looking distinguished

Going gray, but my hair is still full and lush, thankfully. Not much baldness in my family.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:17

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atarian posted:

I've got a little baldness in my family, but it isn't an epidemic. I think I'm safe

In a perfect world, I'd go gray like Sam Elliot did, but since I probably won't, I'm happy just having my hair.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:31

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inzombiac posted:

My dad went grey at the temples and remained that way for 10 years before going all grey. I only have grey in my beard right now so I'm very excited at the prospect of looking like Reed Richards.

Just a few in my beard (when it's around) so far.

Middle aged man chat itt.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 00:34

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm 37, and the gray only started appearing in the last three years. :smith:

Father Time, still undefeated.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 01:02

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lot more goons in my age range (30s) than I thought. :unsmith:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:31

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shipwrek posted:

Drum set. All kids love a drum set.

No new pics so have an old pic of Oscar graduating.

Wanna pet that dog.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 23:21

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atarian posted:

Hair did! She brushed the trimmings off my face this time. I was a little sad about that. Oh well.

Man, you look 50 percent grayer in a week. :staredog:

#justmiddleagedmanproblems

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 17:45

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fizzymercy posted:

I'm supposed to be working but that takes effort. Ugh.

I thought your tattoo was a wee little hickey at first. :kimchi:

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 23:22

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I figured out how to post imgur links from my phone!

I always suspected Jim Gaffigan was a goon.

I might be tough, but I'm not cute, sadly. :smith:

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 01:07

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Just noticed I'm now ToughCute.

You tolerate me, you really tolerate me! :yaycloud:

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 19:03

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I agreed to be an eyelash model for my friend to get her certificate for lash extensions and HOLY poo poo IN LOVE

Those are nice eyelashes.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 19:46

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sweet As Sin posted:

So I've been seeing this guy and I send him pictures and I noticed I haven't shared them with you

Sweet As Sin a Final Fantasy character, comfirmed.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 11:43

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 13:53

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sweet As Sin posted:

One of my faves

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 19:04

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I want a Christmas chicken. :smith:

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 22:02

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cosima posted:

rear end pic incoming feat. sickest jeans ever

Amazing reference.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 01:01

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good episode.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 01:06

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

The last two are today. I set a goal for the Family Christmas Party, and passed it several days ago. I am not sure what to aim for in the next 20days. The third to last was just about what, two weeks ago? Dunno. It is embarrassing to post, but at the same time, I am super proud.

Edit: my biggest photo, but if it is too small you can't really see.

According to some dumbass BMI website I need to lose 50lbs. I think that I am going to tell that website to go gently caress itself.

...You'd look anorexic if you dropped 50 pounds.

Fat Chat: I lost 80 pounds withouth changing my diet or lifestyle at all. Perhaps that should have been my first hint my thryoid glands had went hyperactive. :saddowns:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 20:22 on Dec 6, 2016

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 20:19

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

Are you all Americans? I always have to loving ask. I feel like I am supremely limited at the SAQ, and I think I can order things through them... but honestly I don't know how else to do it? Totally ignorant. Tell me how to find boozes.

Also I am the only person on the planet who does not have a phone, so don't all start abandoning this thread so you can be gross with each other, we need gross, too.

Floridian, so god tier American.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 08:32

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Would it be ok to get my ToughCute tag back? I didn't know it would disappear if I finally bought an avatar. :saddowns:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Dec 8, 2016

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 21:17

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Opiates are amazing, actually.

Which is I was try not to take them much.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 22:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

I already take some serious benzoids, and didn't think to ask how that would feel. How will that feel? Huh. Don't care as long as my head stops trying to rip itself into shards.

Also, I am going to show you guys the avatar, since I am so not buying it now.

I am all proud of it, and I didn't do anything but crop. Whatevs, it is awesome and you can pretend it is there, now.

omg, I loving deleted it? when,.. why would i do that?!!! I will wait until an anonymous PYF friend sends me back a link to it that I also deleted when I cleared my pm box, which by the way still isn't working, thank you again, SA.

Smashing my head and body has put me in a really bad mood. I tore the gently caress out of my last pair of jeans and soaked them with blood, so even if I can manage to sew stretchy jeans back together, well I guess it would look totally badass.

Bad mood. I don't have a cat anymore, so kittens make me sad... maybe like.. I can ask for photos of chewy vitamin tabs or.... baby goats. Baby pygmy goats.

Did they have to cut off your hair to give you stitches?

(She'll end up bald by choice and I'll just look douchey. :saddowns:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 23:12

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

You know what is amazing? My head did not split or bleed. Yeah. I have no idea how that is possible. It is the hardest hit I have taken.

But just the force of the fall left five major cuts on the side/back of my thigh, and knocked the hat right off my head into the street.

I have been hit by an SUV at 60km an hour once, saving a child from being plowed into. That resulted in a lot of broken bones and blood and poo poo, and I refused the meds that they tried to give me after surgery, so this "drug seeking headache" must be pretty wimpy, right? Did I mention that I am in a bad mood. I cannot believe I threw a medical file at her. The fun is, it is REALLY THICK.

I just shaved it a couple days ago, but will have to again in a few days, but I think it will actually hurt too much to do it.

Anyone need to practice archery? I don't think I have been pierced by an arrow before? My injuries and illnesses need to start getting more interesting. Maybe I can get like.. gout? Is gout interesting? No photos of that please. I don't know what it is, but it sounds like a disgusting word.

Gout is the build up of urea in joints, mainly the toes, I believe.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 23:27

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Holy crow Teagan, you definitely put the tough in toughcute.

Whitey I put your gangtag in the mod queue. For future reference all you need to do is put the gangtag url, in [img] tags, in the text entry box when you buy a new avatar.

Thanks, miss Literally a Bird!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 09:10

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mocking Bird posted:

This entertains me because of all the sad sacks in the dating thread weeping about not being able to find a woman over 5'8

You have earned the favor of the tallest of ladies as you are a Good Dude

While they exist, of course, I've never met a woman taller than me in real life. :smith:

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 11:08

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Neither have I, for that matter. I'm 6'6", but still.

Oh yeah, a picture. I was at an 80s themed masquerade on Saturday.

I'm 'only' 6'3", but that's gotta be the top .05 percentile of women, anyway.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 13:29

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ElMaligno posted:

I saw my dad without his mustache for the first time ever at the tender age of 25. I was super loving weirded out.

The first time my then three year old niece saw me totally cleanshaven, and I picked her up, she reacted like I was a stranger stealing her.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 01:55

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' has never steered me wrong. :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 10:51

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