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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



5 kills a day with iron sights during winter near the arctic circle. That dude was a loving beast.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Makes a guy like Chris Kyle look like an amateur.

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013
I don't see why everyone is so up in arms over some IDF guy getting kidnapped. Last guy they nabbed sold for half a village worth of palis. At that exchange rate they could buy back Jerusalem with two dozen captured. Everyone told them it was a loving bad idea, and this is hardly the last reservist we'll see dragged into a tunnel.


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5 kills a day with iron sights during winter near the arctic circle. That dude was a loving beast.

To be fair the Russians, showing a near hilarious ineptitude for winter war, had neither skis, now snow shoes, nor light tracked vehicles like snowmobiles. In chest high snow. Their warm clothes did not allow for moving about much, and many went snowblind for lack of sunglasses. Not to mention both vehicle gears and gun mechanisms froze solid due to lack of oils and experience in arctic maintainance. It really was the worst kind of debacle you can imagine, the wiki k/d ratio of the winter war being quite telling.

Häyhä described them as more or less dumb animal cubs waddling helplessly about as he picked them off one by one. Unable to efficiently move into cover, or in many cases even fire their frozen weapons. Imagine loving lying there stuck in the snow like a fat walmart shopper who's fallen off his rascal, as you hear the rhythmic bang-clack-clack-bang of a mauser methodically working it's way through your unit.



Panzeh posted:

You guys do realize that Finland lost both times anyway?

One of the two superpowers of the age wanted to annex and puppet a nation with less inhabitants than your average city. It failed, twice. Gaining no more than a few bogs and a paper from the Finns promising to play nice. The Finns then proceed to break the back of their own communist movement, literally miles away from Leningrad, and the Soviets said "gently caress it, we're not going in there again" and let them.

The Finns were free when all the rest of their half of Europe was to a more or less literal degree under the Russian boot. I'm pretty sure the Finns won, Russian consolation prize bogs notwithstanding.

Courthouse fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Aug 1, 2014

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
also, they allied with the nazis

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
There's a saying about the enemies of my enemies

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Booblord Zagats posted:

There's a saying about the enemies of my enemies

Well Simo Haya was a giant loving nazi but not a whole lot of fins like him. Still he killed a shitload of commies which is admirable

moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007

GET SWOLE

Zeroisanumber posted:

A lot of older dudes can shoot spooky-accurate with iron sights. I watched my grandad nail a gas can sitting ~400 yards away with an open sight on an old Mauser rifle, I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.

I went to the shooting range with some guys with fancy modern sniper rifles and all the latest hilariously expensive schmidt and bender optics, we shot next to some very old guys that had participated in the winter war. They had Swedish mausers with iron sights. They shot better standing than we did prone. Those guys are bad rear end. :black101:

The range was from 200 to 600meters (600m = 656 yards).

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
I like this war because both sides are browns. Whoever loses, the white man still wins.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The white man always wins.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B22z7deh3bg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

moosepoop posted:

I went to the shooting range with some guys with fancy modern sniper rifles and all the latest hilariously expensive schmidt and bender optics, we shot next to some very old guys that had participated in the winter war. They had Swedish mausers with iron sights. They shot better standing than we did prone. Those guys are bad rear end. :black101:

The range was from 200 to 600meters (600m = 656 yards).

Punishing counterfire is a helluva self selector

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Courthouse posted:

I don't see why everyone is so up in arms over some IDF guy getting kidnapped. Last guy they nabbed sold for half a village worth of palis. At that exchange rate they could buy back Jerusalem with two dozen captured. Everyone told them it was a loving bad idea, and this is hardly the last reservist we'll see dragged into a tunnel.


To be fair the Russians, showing a near hilarious ineptitude for winter war, had neither skis, now snow shoes, nor light tracked vehicles like snowmobiles. In chest high snow. Their warm clothes did not allow for moving about much, and many went snowblind for lack of sunglasses. Not to mention both vehicle gears and gun mechanisms froze solid due to lack of oils and experience in arctic maintainance. It really was the worst kind of debacle you can imagine, the wiki k/d ratio of the winter war being quite telling.

Häyhä described them as more or less dumb animal cubs waddling helplessly about as he picked them off one by one. Unable to efficiently move into cover, or in many cases even fire their frozen weapons. Imagine loving lying there stuck in the snow like a fat walmart shopper who's fallen off his rascal, as you hear the rhythmic bang-clack-clack-bang of a mauser methodically working it's way through your unit.


One of the two superpowers of the age wanted to annex and puppet a nation with less inhabitants than your average city. It failed, twice. Gaining no more than a few bogs and a paper from the Finns promising to play nice. The Finns then proceed to break the back of their own communist movement, literally miles away from Leningrad, and the Soviets said "gently caress it, we're not going in there again" and let them.

The Finns were free when all the rest of their half of Europe was to a more or less literal degree under the Russian boot. I'm pretty sure the Finns won, Russian consolation prize bogs notwithstanding.

One Red Army General, looking at a map of the territory just conquered, is said to have remarked: "We have won just about enough ground to bury our dead."

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

If throwing millions of bodies at the enemy until they can't shoot through the stacks of corpses doesn't count as a victory, Russia wouldn't win anything.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

a red army general looking at a map of territory they just won posted:

We have won just about enough ground to bury our dead.

African AIDS cum posted:

One Red Army General, looking at a map of the territory just conquered, is said to have remarked: "We have won just about enough ground to bury our dead."

Someone find an excuse to post this on every page

Also have the General ask who won the air war

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
My bad didnt notice it. Hell its a sick quote, Rusaians are scum

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
I like your username :)

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

psydude posted:

A better comparison might be Sadr City.

that's not a good comparison at all, we never really did poo poo to sadr city. we just walled it off and stopped even doing HVI raids inside after like 09

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Helldump Immunity. posted:

I like your username :)

Its meant to go to the tune of the song Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

African AIDS cum posted:

Its meant to go to the tune of the song Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

It's perfect

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
9th or 10th cavalry?

dreadlock rasta

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Holy gently caress I can't believe how the DnD posters are literally fighting each other to choke on Hamas dick. There is absolutely no semblance of actual discussion.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

cravius posted:

Holy gently caress I can't believe how the DnD posters are literally fighting each other to choke on Hamas dick. There is absolutely no semblance of actual discussion.

I just looked. What a cool thread

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
they are the plucky underdog heros who are fighting oppression by the jewish oligarch illuminati

whats not to love?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
DnD continues to blow my mind.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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cravius posted:

Holy gently caress I can't believe how the DnD posters are literally fighting each other to choke on Hamas dick. There is absolutely no semblance of actual discussion.

I've seen legitimately good threads destroyed by a bunch of douchebags fighting each other over who is the most revolutionary socialist.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I'm not much of a fan of the Israeli state but if someone can't figure out how Hamas are in fact total dickbags before, during and will be after this whole thing then they're a loving rhetorics or gender studies major

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

white privilege posted:

that's not a good comparison at all, we never really did poo poo to sadr city. we just walled it off and stopped even doing HVI raids inside after like 09

It was a protracted fight where we would occasionally blow up some buildings and launch a ground offensive every so often, punctuated by ceasefires that would last for a certain amount of time until sectarian tensions boiled over. And as you said, we basically walled them off and said to hell with them. So pretty similar to Gaza.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Larry Parrish posted:

I just don't get why the DND posters think all israelies are war criminals or whatever for using guided munitions.

prolly the part where they guide those munitions at hospitals and schools vOv

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Any building can be a hospital or a school when your education system is not learning to read and the latest advancement in your people's medical technology is the application of leeches, and unheard prayers to their false god.

What, are the Israeli's just supposed to bomb things that aren't buildings just to make sure they don't schwack a level 7 Hamas shaman who's spec'd for heals and team HP buffs? Go gently caress yourself, I bet you think Hamas are people.

loving mud sympathizers man, can't believe they're in are country.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
So when is the DnD Martyrs' Brigade hopping a flight to the Strip? I'll chip in :10bux: for that.

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

Lazy Reservist posted:

So when is the DnD Martyrs' Caro Brigade hopping a flight to the Strip? I'll chip in :10bux: for that.

Pretty sure everyone here would be willing to personally train and equip them if that got them over there.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

cravius posted:

Holy gently caress I can't believe how the DnD posters are literally fighting each other to choke on Hamas dick. There is absolutely no semblance of actual discussion.

As opposed to your choking on IDF dick?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Panzeh posted:

As opposed to your choking on IDF dick?

IDF, ISIS.. GiP admires anyone willing to pick up the baton and carry it across the midle-east meltdown finish line.

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Aug 2, 2014

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

It's kind of like rooting for the Pats against the Broncos when your team has a by week. It's nobody's first choice, but gently caress the Broncos.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

psydude posted:

It's kind of like rooting for the Pats against the Broncos when your team has a by week. It's nobody's first choice, but gently caress the Broncos.

Yeah but the Broncos were hilarious in the Jake Plummer years.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Panzeh posted:

As opposed to your choking on IDF dick?

I think last time I spoke on this, I wasn't clear enough.
When I went to Tel Aviv, there were bars in Florentine that had walk-up shot windows on the street. You could walk up, do shots, and continue walking down the street. You get me that in a country run by Hamas or any other fundamentalist Islamic regime, I'll support those fuckin heathens, too. I'll wait here while you google to see if that's cool under sharia law

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
if it helps your story, the majority of the time you're walking in a village with a poo poo ton of kids around you're going to get offered to buy jack daniels or kush or something else.

i mean, it's a bit more discrete than a bar or whatever, but it's pretty much how alcoholics and meth heads handle things in dry counties in the good ole US of A.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

psydude posted:

It's kind of like rooting for the Pats against the Broncos when your team has a by week. It's nobody's first choice, but gently caress the Broncos.

Oh one of those games where you wish 2 planes each carrying the red sox and yankees respectively collides midair over the stadium and then wreckage kills everyone on the field

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

Oh one of those games where you wish 2 planes each carrying the red sox and yankees respectively collides midair over the stadium and then wreckage kills everyone on the field

I'd pay cash money to watch that.

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