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Oh wow xviii airborne fucks up royally? Oh me oh my I would never have imagined this at all.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 09:08 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:14 |
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Connecticut NG dudes hit a car on I95 and rolled an LMTV, one killed. Wear your goddam seatbelts, retards. Yep. Sad as gently caress. I did laugh like hell when the Col doing the press conference said that all military drivers receive 40 hours of driving instruction. I was medical evac driving a M997, I had about 30 minutes of training overall during my enlistment. We had a girl driving a LMTV on a highway using the throttle lock as a cruise control one weekend. She took an exit ramp, and drove it straight into an Audi R8. Somehow it got covered the gently caress up.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 00:03 |
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After we got back from Iraq and our company lost everyone who had ETS'd while we were deployed, our new CO (who was a state trooper) decided to do convoy training in New Britain, CT. What he didn't know was that there was a driver who didn't have a civilian driver's license. Ever. Who sideswiped a parked car on the road. Or, when he insisted all the antennas be extended fully, that they would hit every power and telephone line on the road. Or, that people get kinda twitchy in the poor sections when a convoy of 20 vehicles come driving down the road. Fun times.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 00:40 |
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psydude posted:God, even New Jersey is better than Afghanistan. For starters, it doesn't smell like human poo poo. Whoa now, let's not say things about Fort Dix we can't take back.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 01:13 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i always had a laugh when we found out where we were going and then lcpl schmukatelli would post some poo poo on myspace or facebook about how he was goin to ramadi and keep him in your prayers along with a creed song our deployment started off with a local newspaper publishing our flight date and where we were going. command was not pleased with the girl who had a sister at the paper.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 02:40 |
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ryan_woody posted:My civilian career is finally starting, and I'll be goddamned if the Army fucks it up for me. Good luck with that.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 02:43 |
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psydude posted:Sitting at home drinking scotch and beer giving no fucks. Life is good. grats on making it home
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 04:31 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:14 |
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post the best ways to get out of deployment I saw 2 people refuse anthrax and one refuse to get their braces taken off. and 4 pregnancies.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 20:18 |