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Just realized it's been 3 years since I got out. 
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Godholio posted:Awesome. She even mocked his babbydick. Dude wore his flight suit to an off-base party. You know he had a tiny dick.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:39
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Casimir Radon posted:It's not exactly CHRISTOPHER B. JAGASSAR (Put sea creatures in his girlfriends vagina ATTN: Future prospective employers) but it's pretty awful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_episode And that's the story of how I got my name.
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Aug 5, 2014 15:12
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Mud Shark posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_episode
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Aug 5, 2014 15:46
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Casimir Radon posted:At least Led Zeppelin didn't try to put a sea anemone in someone's hoohah. Oh god I missed the anenome part. Luckily the 3 rape briefings we got at MEPS have made my insatiable urge to rape slightly more manageable until I can receive further briefings.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:14
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It's been almost 8 years since I've been out and things haven't changed at all.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:31
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SalTheBard posted:It's been almost 8 years since I've been out and things haven't changed at all. No poo poo. The secret is to do your job and not care. "The longer I stay in the Army, the more I am convinced the man who makes the greatest success in the Army is the fellow who has no initiative, exercises no intelligence, but merely does what he is told." ~ LTC Henry Arnold to MAJ Monk Hunter, personal correspondence, 1933
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Aug 5, 2014 18:38
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SalTheBard posted:It's been almost 8 years since I've been out and things haven't changed at all. It's this guy's fault that I have enlisted to be a warrior airman in the worlds greatest Air Force. Is he really my friend? y/n
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Aug 6, 2014 03:25
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Aug 6, 2014 03:29
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Mud Shark posted:It's this guy's fault that I have enlisted to be a warrior airman in the worlds greatest Air Force. No
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Aug 6, 2014 03:44
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I was going to bring you back a hat so you could show off your AF pride but you can forget about it now you bastard. 
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Aug 6, 2014 03:54
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Mud Shark posted:I was going to bring you back a hat so you could show off your AF pride but you can forget about it now you bastard. If they still have those awesome black and orange bomber jackets at Basic I want one of those. Those things are so bad rear end.
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Aug 6, 2014 03:57
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My office is in the bottom floor of an Army barracks, and the shoppette entrance across the street is constantly clogged by stalls of people shilling overpriced worthless poo poo. I just a a Red Bull I don't want to buy a set of loving encyclopedias. Enlisted can only read to like a third grade level anyhow dude, know your market. Wait enlisted also blow huge amounts of money on things they'll never even use. Well played, encyclopedias guy.
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Aug 6, 2014 08:25
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Flight chief just texted me out of the blue that I'm apparently deploying outside my window in October 11 minutes ago. I ask where and what right away and no response. AIR POWER! Edit: Somewhere. Cenen fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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Aug 6, 2014 19:35
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Someone else probably got pulled off their deployment.* Know anybody who's been arrested or injured? *Its equally likely to be that someone hosed up and this didn't drop when it should've, or your wing/group just didn't notice or say on it longer than they should.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:48
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Something similar happened to a buddy of mine, because the dude that was supposed to go decided to fail his 3rd PT test in a row. It was just Bagram.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:59
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So, serious question. A CE officer slot (traditional guard) opened up on base, and I'm thinking about applying for it, considering I'm graduating with a degree in civil engineering in December. I have 5 years left on my guard contract, so I figured I might as well make some extra money on drill weekends and get and some more experience to add to my resume. If I'm going to spend at least 5 more years here, I might as well do it as a noble, right?
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pkells posted:So, serious question. A CE officer slot (traditional guard) opened up on base, and I'm thinking about applying for it, considering I'm graduating with a degree in civil engineering in December. I have 5 years left on my guard contract, so I figured I might as well make some extra money on drill weekends and get and some more experience to add to my resume. If I'm going to spend at least 5 more years here, I might as well do it as a noble, right?
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Aug 6, 2014 23:20
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Everyone update your dream sheets so you can look at where you could have gotten orders to if you weren't stuck at Lackland forever.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:29
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I heard there's AMCC slots at Spang. It'd be sweet to get one but after all the people who are like 'yeah travis is my first base & also i've been here 8 years. but you'll pcs i'm sure!!!' I'm p prepared for the worst. Also the new promotion system looks insanely good and not backroom-dealy at all.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:33
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You don't like it at Travis? Because Travis is a pretty good base to me. Then again, people bitch about places like Hickam because they are stupid loving rednecks who miss the monster trucks and tornadoes of rural South Dakota, so idk.
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Aug 7, 2014 01:04
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Can one of you flyer types recommend me a pair of hearing protection headphones with an auxiliary input? Thanks.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:45
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Obama Africanus posted:If-Then Rape Loop Couple days old but this would be a pretty pro namechange / parachute account
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Aug 7, 2014 06:22
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My EQUAL Overseas list is out. Looks like I'm leaving Germany and my only overseas options are Turkey and Diego Garcia. Anyone know if Diego is GO1B for a year? That's really going to effect my decision to vol or not.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:22
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Casimir Radon posted:Can one of you flyer types recommend me a pair of hearing protection headphones with an auxiliary input? Thanks.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:27
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AFPC denied my follow-on after Osan because they're overmanned for SrA. I'm a staff. fml
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Aug 7, 2014 08:25
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Rekinom posted:You don't like it at Travis? Because Travis is a pretty good base to me. Oh, no. Travis itself is fine. I just hate my unit. The only happy people I've met around here are from the tanker units so it makes since that you like it.
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Aug 7, 2014 08:41
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Shalhavet posted:AFPC denied my follow-on after Osan because they're overmanned for SrA. Won't help. AFPC looks at manning by your CAFSC skill level, not actual rank. So SrA and SSgt are both interchangeable in a manning slot being 5 levels, same with TSgt and MSgt.
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Aug 7, 2014 10:07
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Wild T posted:Anyone know if Diego is GO1B for a year? That's really going to effect my decision to vol or not. Last time I checked it was a 15 month remote, you could drink and fish to your heart's content for all 15 months.
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Aug 7, 2014 10:44
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Wild T posted:My EQUAL Overseas list is out. Looks like I'm leaving Germany and my only overseas options are Turkey and Diego Garcia. Anyone know if Diego is GO1B for a year? That's really going to effect my decision to vol or not. I don't know about AF, but my Navy corpsman friend said all he did there for 2 years was drink the pain away.
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Aug 7, 2014 11:33
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iyaayas01 posted:Last time I checked it was a 15 month remote, you could drink and fish to your heart's content for all 15 months. Just listed it on the dream sheet. All I knew about it previously is that the island is infested with wild chickens.
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Aug 7, 2014 11:39
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Dominoes posted:Can you get ACCES free from work? There's an adaptor that'll take 3.5mm input. Just heard a base page about an oil cart that apparently went missing waiting to go to DRMO. The implication being that somebody stole it, and you won't be punished if you give it back now. It was both described as going to DRMO and as essential to the flying mission, so I'm not sure how that works.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:24
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Shalhavet posted:AFPC denied my follow-on after Osan because they're overmanned for SrA. If you're at Osan we probably need to drink together one night. We can get nullscan in on this poo poo. Also I don't have a follow-on. I've got six months left.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:41
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I'm predicting tummy slaps by midnight. Godspeed.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:13
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Wild T posted:I'm predicting tummy slaps by midnight. Godspeed. Diego has Corona commercial style beaches and massive coconut crabs. Aside from the isolation its a beautiful island with a really laid back atmosphere. Dunno what it'd be like on the Airforce side of things, I only went there as a submariner.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:16
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Just found out I'm going to be rolling with some spec ops team into some country we apparently don't have much of a presence in to kill child soldiers or Ebola zombies or some poo poo. I'm completely unqualified for this and no one knows what to expect because this is the first deployment to this place. gently caress
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Aug 7, 2014 17:59
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Casimir Radon posted:Can one of you flyer types recommend me a pair of hearing protection headphones with an auxiliary input? Thanks. FlightComm made some a few years ago that even muted when something came on the radio. It was great for sitting alert at a FOB in Iraq.
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Cenen posted:Just found out I'm going to be rolling with some spec ops team into some country we apparently don't have much of a presence in to kill child soldiers or Ebola zombies or some poo poo. 
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It was nice knowing you Cenan. I'm sure you'll survive the hyper Ebola AIDS but only because you'll fall to internet withdrawal long before that. Shoot a monkey for us.
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