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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Son of the absolute worst Freddy Krueger nightmares
 
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YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel
FUCK YOURFRIEND!
Freddy halfheartedly stabs a teenage couple having sex, skewering them both and mumbling something while looking out the window. Later we see freddy slump home to a barren apartment where he sits down on a ratty couch and rests his face in his hands, gouging his cheeks seriously with his blade-gloves. Blood seeps down his hands as he sobs wretchedly, the blood is symbolic of tears he can no longer weep due to his demonhood.

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