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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Still better than anything my grandmother has ever made.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 08:57

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

what's so wrong about putting some butter in your coffee

butter is just cream + some more time

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 09:54

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

butter is literally just cream that has been churned a long time lol, even if you put a whole loving tablespoon of it in your coffee this morning, it would still only be 100 calories.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 11:08

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Crewmine posted:

please stop putting slabs of butter in your coffee you loving weirdos

I never have but now Imma try it.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 17:28

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Oh no not SALT!! :ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 02:39

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Torka posted:

it's not about health scares, it's about salty food tasting gross

Salt is actually pretty good, and is probably why even the very, very low bar of Subway is better than anything my grandmother, who refuses to add salt to anything, has ever made in her lifetime.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 02:46

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

gggiiimmmppp posted:

It's a white people thing. How much salt you want to put on your chicken is a deeply personal thing and this is why there's salt on the table. On the other hand, in terms of the chemistry of cooking, salt serves a number of purposes other than simply flavoring during the various stages of preparation that food goes through. For example, soaking the thanksgiving turkey in a brine solution saturated with salt for an appropriate period of time will keep your thanksgiving turkey from being dry, because the salt holds water, the same way it does in your fat rear end; you just have to take into account that the turkey is already salted when you season it for baking to make sure you don't salt it again. The same principle can be used to produce insanely juicy, but not unnecessarily salty, pork, chicken, ribs, salmon, brisket, pretty much any meat, but white people are afraid and never learn, not even after decades of dry turkey on thanksgiving. And they're inexplicably putting butter in their coffee right now, as part of a fad diet. To lose weight.

As a white man, it boggles my loving mind

I'm having coffee w/ butter right now. It looks and tastes like a latte, basically, with roughly the same amount of calories. Perhaps it is...you...who is afraid to learn?!

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 11:12

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I feel pretty full and energized for the day. The only thing I would add to butter coffee is probably some more cum.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 11:25

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

trip report: coffee w/ butter this morning kept me full for a pretty long time. I wouldn't recommend it all the time but as an occasional meal replacement or to "tide you over" it's not the worst way to do it. Most of the websites about Bulletproof Coffee seem to just be new-age poo poo about "toxins" and lame paleo assholes though.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 20:21

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