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Hey OP I think it's possible that you are psychically-linked to me because last night when I was eating my delicious $5.99 #10 at Jimmy John's I idly wondered why the gently caress Subway is still in business when it sucks so loving hard compared to Jimmy John's and is at best a buck cheaper. It's probably because you can jam a loving Subway into any convenience-store-restroom-size place, and because of the real power of lovely fast food, sheer apathy and inertia. I KNOW SUBWAY IT IS COMFORTABLE LIKE OLD LEATHER. IT SMELLS AND TASTES LIKE OLD LEATHER ALSO BUT I WILL AT LEAST NOT BE SURPRISED BY ANY NEW OR NOVEL EXPERIENCE THAT MAY CAUSE ME TO BE JOSTLED FROM MY COMFORT RUT. I also hate Subway because of this inexplicable phenomenon: "And just a little lettuce, like half a handful of lettuce, I really just want a little. Not very much at all, honestly." >Subway employee leans forward and gathers a double armload of lettuce as if picking up a loving pile of towels, a lettuce pile so enormous they must use their whole arms and chest to control it, dumps it on sandwich with grand double arm fling, sandwich is totally obscured by mountainous pile of translucent lettuce shreds to the point the wrapper will not close around it< "Or all the lettuce you have, that's cool too."
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