ten page thread that's now a serious argument about something trivial

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Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

subway has sub which contains 3 "turkey based meats" and they now slice the vegetable so thin you wouldn't be able to use their cucumbers on your eyes at the spa

would you call yourself a sandwich enthusiast?

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Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

JonathonSpectre posted:

Hey OP I think it's possible that you are psychically-linked to me because last night when I was eating my delicious $5.99 #10 at Jimmy John's I idly wondered why the gently caress Subway is still in business when it sucks so loving hard compared to Jimmy John's and is at best a buck cheaper.

It's probably because you can jam a loving Subway into any convenience-store-restroom-size place, and because of the real power of lovely fast food, sheer apathy and inertia. I KNOW SUBWAY IT IS COMFORTABLE LIKE OLD LEATHER. IT SMELLS AND TASTES LIKE OLD LEATHER ALSO BUT I WILL AT LEAST NOT BE SURPRISED BY ANY NEW OR NOVEL EXPERIENCE THAT MAY CAUSE ME TO BE JOSTLED FROM MY COMFORT RUT.

I also hate Subway because of this inexplicable phenomenon:

"And just a little lettuce, like half a handful of lettuce, I really just want a little. Not very much at all, honestly."

>Subway employee leans forward and gathers a double armload of lettuce as if picking up a loving pile of towels, a lettuce pile so enormous they must use their whole arms and chest to control it, dumps it on sandwich with grand double arm fling, sandwich is totally obscured by mountainous pile of translucent lettuce shreds to the point the wrapper will not close around it<

"Or all the lettuce you have, that's cool too."

get spinach instead. tell them 3 times to put more on.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:05

Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

sorry i'm late to coffee chat, but the subway near my work as a keurig machine. what does this mean?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 02:13

Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

Wolfsheim posted:

There's a Jimmy Johns next to my office and they brought a shitload of free sample baby subs and everyone acted like it was loving Christmas day

The subway next to my work gave us a bunch of free sandwiches cause they were training some new people and everyone kinda mumbled and shuffled their feet cause I work in retail and everyone is dead inside.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 06:02

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