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shove a ps2 controller up her butthole op
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Aug 4, 2014 18:37
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taint reaper what has gone wrong in your life that it has come to t his
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Aug 4, 2014 18:38
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Ristolaz posted:I have a huge house with upwards of 30 rooms, enough rooms to have a dog olympics where each dog country can have its own residence, and yet my gorgeous wife won't let me play one of the worst western RPG peices of trash ever shitted out of an rear end. Le sigh.
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Aug 4, 2014 19:47
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Ristolaz posted:I have a huge house with upwards of 30 rooms, enough rooms to have a dog olympics where each dog country can have its own residence, and yet my gorgeous wife won't let me play one of the worst western RPG peices of trash ever shitted out of an rear end. Le sigh. it kind of sounds like she's just worried about his games taking over the house like a slow growing tumor. it's fine to have a game room but it sounds like you're buying more poo poo to gradually fill up another. just throwing them out is kind of hosed up though actually you're probably made for each other because you both sound nuts in your own unique ways
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Aug 4, 2014 20:58
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i thought you learned your lesson
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Aug 4, 2014 21:00
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01011001 posted:taint reaper what has gone wrong in your life that it has come to t his you reap one taint...
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i'm not saying the OP is wrong for wanting to have games, just that every other thing in his post is like "i bought more old stuff to fill up the house and for some reason my wife doesn't like it" it's not really hard to figure out
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Aug 4, 2014 21:02
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Go back to OP school, OP.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:23
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01011001 posted:taint reaper what has gone wrong in your life that it has come to t his spends every night out reaping taints with "the guys" and is putting stress on the relationship
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Aug 4, 2014 21:55
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Gaming University is really piling the stress on my marriage.
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Aug 4, 2014 22:30
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find a new Taint Reapette
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Aug 4, 2014 22:57
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how big is your house OP? this is important.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:21
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Lord Frisk posted:how big is your house OP? this is important. It's been established that he has nearly 100 rooms of varying sizes.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:22
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all jokes aside it sounds like you have a very healthy relationship with your wife who if you were not home would throw out all your belongings
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Aug 4, 2014 23:42
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do you have stairs in your house to push her down
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Aug 4, 2014 23:50
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I will never forget that AxeManiac's stunningly beautiful wife made him choose between Video games and sex, and he chose to betray video games forever.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:55
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Pewdiepie posted:I will never forget that AxeManiac's stunningly beautiful wife made him choose between Video games and sex, and he chose to betray video games forever.
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Aug 5, 2014 00:10
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Borsche69 posted:Gaming University is really piling the stress on my marriage.
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Aug 5, 2014 04:04
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i agree with the swinger idea your wife sounds like she would be into it
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Aug 5, 2014 05:31
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I decided I wasn't going to do this this morning, but then everybody was emptyquoting so Wormskull posted:If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
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Aug 5, 2014 05:58
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gamer wives really should know what they're getting into, and if they don't all ensuing relationship problems are their fault imo
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Aug 5, 2014 10:46
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The Sharmat posted:gamer wives really should know what they're getting into, and if they don't all ensuing relationship problems are their fault imo I just wanna know why dudes would agree to split the loot without a good DKP system in place.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:29
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SeXReX posted:I just wanna know why dudes would agree to split the loot without a good DKP system in place. It's called a pre-nup.
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after reading this thread the Taint Reaper's posts make a lot more sense
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Aug 5, 2014 13:46
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Dude, but seriously. Demand one room for yourself, let her choose the room with conditions (cannot be a tiny loving closet, must be an actual room, etc.) Move all your gamer poo poo into that and install a lock in the door. Then, watch your marriage crumble in real time, stream it on Twitch for mad internet money.
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Aug 5, 2014 14:20
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op have you thought about playing candy crush with her, to deepen your bonds of matrimony
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op, i know how you feel. i live in a terrifying cavernous complex of a countless forever shifting spaces, which for want of a better word i refer to as "rooms" but they are really chambers of uncertain design littered with artifacts whose purpose can only be to inflict pain on limbs and bodies not of human proportions. few lights illuminate these rooms and i can only gauge their dimensions by pacing the squamous, ever-moving floors that are littered with the effluvium, discharges and expelled organs of past victims, surfaces glistening with blood and gristle. There are screams but they echo such that they provide little information on the vast nameless dimensions i am confined in aside from their very vastness, which threatens to obliterate my very mind if i but ponder this emptiness i have been cast into. like you i also feel an oppressive other who pursues me with what can only be malicious intent, and i must careen unseeing from room to room, and the spikes and the chains and the razorwire i stumble through have scarred my body such that my skin is toughened and scarred into something monstrous and i can only thank whatever grotesque god put me here that there is no mirror with which i can see how far i have fallen from humanity. though i cannot linger long in these spaces owing to the unending chase, i sometimes see glimpses of what might be windows which open to void places and stars shining like the pinprick eyes of wild animals, and other times i look outside and there is daylight and streets and homes that seem outwardly tranquil but then a curtain is peeled back and within those houses i see the same maze-like torture-spaces identical to the one i occupy and i fear that we are all each and everyone one of us trapped in illusions of idyllic homes that are in truth hive-like killing floors designed only to torment and slaughter us, and in our maddened and fear-cursed state we erect illusory lives that hide the hideous truth that once i again i clicked on another loving taint reaper thread.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:op, i know how you feel. i live in a terrifying cavernous complex of a countless forever shifting spaces, which for want of a better word i refer to as "rooms" but they are really chambers of uncertain design littered with artifacts whose purpose can only be to inflict pain on limbs and bodies not of human proportions. few lights illuminate these rooms and i can only gauge their dimensions by pacing the squamous, ever-moving floors that are littered with the effluvium, discharges and expelled organs of past victims, surfaces glistening with blood and gristle. There are screams but they echo such that they provide little information on the vast nameless dimensions i am confined in aside from their very vastness, which threatens to obliterate my very mind if i but ponder this emptiness i have been cast into. like you i also feel an oppressive other who pursues me with what can only be malicious intent, and i must careen unseeing from room to room, and the spikes and the chains and the razorwire i stumble through have scarred my body such that my skin is toughened and scarred into something monstrous and i can only thank whatever grotesque god put me here that there is no mirror with which i can see how far i have fallen from humanity. though i cannot linger long in these spaces owing to the unending chase, i sometimes see glimpses of what might be windows which open to void places and stars shining like the pinprick eyes of wild animals, and other times i look outside and there is daylight and streets and homes that seem outwardly tranquil but then a curtain is peeled back and within those houses i see the same maze-like torture-spaces identical to the one i occupy and i fear that we are all each and everyone one of us trapped in illusions of idyllic homes that are in truth hive-like killing floors designed only to torment and slaughter us, and in our maddened and fear-cursed state we erect illusory lives that hide the hideous truth that once i again i clicked on another loving taint reaper thread. im glad
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Mr. Pumroy posted:op, i know how you feel. i live in a terrifying cavernous complex of a countless forever shifting spaces, which for want of a better word i refer to as "rooms" but they are really chambers of uncertain design littered with artifacts whose purpose can only be to inflict pain on limbs and bodies not of human proportions. few lights illuminate these rooms and i can only gauge their dimensions by pacing the squamous, ever-moving floors that are littered with the effluvium, discharges and expelled organs of past victims, surfaces glistening with blood and gristle. There are screams but they echo such that they provide little information on the vast nameless dimensions i am confined in aside from their very vastness, which threatens to obliterate my very mind if i but ponder this emptiness i have been cast into. like you i also feel an oppressive other who pursues me with what can only be malicious intent, and i must careen unseeing from room to room, and the spikes and the chains and the razorwire i stumble through have scarred my body such that my skin is toughened and scarred into something monstrous and i can only thank whatever grotesque god put me here that there is no mirror with which i can see how far i have fallen from humanity. though i cannot linger long in these spaces owing to the unending chase, i sometimes see glimpses of what might be windows which open to void places and stars shining like the pinprick eyes of wild animals, and other times i look outside and there is daylight and streets and homes that seem outwardly tranquil but then a curtain is peeled back and within those houses i see the same maze-like torture-spaces identical to the one i occupy and i fear that we are all each and everyone one of us trapped in illusions of idyllic homes that are in truth hive-like killing floors designed only to torment and slaughter us, and in our maddened and fear-cursed state we erect illusory lives that hide the hideous truth that once i again i clicked on another loving taint reaper thread. well hopefully you learned your lesson
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Aug 5, 2014 15:26
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op, are your 15 copies of the jonas brothers ds game safe
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Aug 5, 2014 15:50
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i dont actually want you to reply or post ever again, op
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Aug 5, 2014 15:52
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gently caress you
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Aug 5, 2014 15:52
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op you should like one of those 'collector' wierdos who likes to touch and smell game boxes rather than play them
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Aug 5, 2014 16:04
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:op you should like one of those 'collector' wierdos who likes to touch and smell game boxes rather than play them just get a nice whiff of that poo poo
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Machai posted:What is he going to do with 5 floppy drives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVqewZYrNM
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Aug 5, 2014 17:05
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i didnt read the thread so someone might have suggested it already but you should rape the bitch's rear end in a top hat imo OP
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Swelter Discharge posted:i didnt read the thread so someone might have suggested it already but you should rape the bitch's rear end in a top hat imo OP Good Lord. I thought I left this trash behind.
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Swelter Discharge posted:i didnt read the thread so someone might have suggested it already but you should rape the bitch's rear end in a top hat imo OP [shakes head]
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elf help book posted:op, are your 15 copies of the jonas brothers ds game safe No I gutted them and put much more worthy games in their cases and printed out the corresponding covers. They were 50 cents each and had the GBA slot in the case. Superstar Saga needed a home.
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