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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > A horrowingh account of one MAN'S
 
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Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

935 posted:

> plug laptop into wall
> place hand on keyboard
> begin pouring beer over hand and keyboard
> pray for death

that's not how suicide works, sry

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Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

a starwar betamax posted:

"What is the deal with all these birds?" I asked, lilting my voice in the exact manner that the comedian Seinfeld was so well known for doing before he died tragically in a bird related incident, the details of which I am both unfamiliar with and uninterested in.

Truthfully, my knowledge of Seinfeld begins and ends with my pitch-perfect impersonation of his signature phrase.

lol

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