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Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Forum's user "no they will not" also known as "g0m" is the only good front page writer.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/customer-always-right/

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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Thank you! I'm glad you liked the article!!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

no they will not posted:

Thank you! I'm glad you liked the article!!

You're doing good work. Keep it up :thumbsup:

bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

I really like the sections in your articles that no one reads

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin
g0m is a great addition to the team, and frankly he's here to stay.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I agree with the op, and am really looking forward to the next g0m article.

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

His articles are very funny!

DataRat
Dec 25, 2009
Well... I enjoyed it as well. Cheers!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
It is a good article, and G0 mis a good writer. What people might not realize is that it's based on something very real: http://notalwaysworking.com/

A sample of the Good Stuff

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

He's a rising star, certainly someone to keep an eye on!

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
Its a funny article. cheers, g0m! :cheers:

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

some interesting facts about forums poster "no they will not" you may not know

-he posts in FYAD regularly and makes many good posts there
-irish
-has lots of goldmined threads in the "FYAD Goldmine"
-funny
-i wish he was my boyfriend

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

i've known g0m for years and i'm glad they're finally getting the recognition they've always deserved, a forum topic

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
g0m is funny

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
I wrote, another article

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/seo-optimization-forums/1/

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003


And It Was Very Good.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

g0m you've done it again!

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
g0m you're our best hope to get tane into a network sitcom. You could do this poo poo for money if you wanted.

Aftertaster
Mar 29, 2007

Hello! Hi there! How are you!? Oh my God, hello! Greetings!! How ARE you!? Jesus Christ, good day!! MY GOD! SALUTATIONS!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?!?

Throwdini posted:

g0m you're our best hope to get tane into a network sitcom. You could do this poo poo for money if you wanted.

Don't you dare sell out, g0m. You keep being you, you.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

garbage day posted:

g0m is a great addition to the team, and frankly he's here to stay.

I've seen better

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

hofnar posted:

I've seen better

Wrong.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

thank you for writing articles that actually made me smile, and feel some small joy, instead of feeling pity

i like the second one, because it feels like it is based on the writer's personal experiences. it is good to write what you know.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
I wrote an article about Game: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/super-smash-guide/

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
That "sails in" joke is one of the funniest things that I've read in a while. Thanks for the funny article, g0m.

The frontpage image seems to be broken, though:

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Oct 15, 2014

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
g0m "sails in" with another hilarious article!

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005
praise g0m

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Thanks to this article, I am now smashing smash bros. at unheard of rates! Thanks g0m!

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
g0m's new article is good and I enjoy it a "whole" lot

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I'm "sailing in" to this thread to say that g0m wrote a great article today.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

garbage day posted:

g0m is a great addition to the team, and frankly he's here to stay.

good

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010


The feels man smiling and giv,ing a thumbs up

lamey_whinehouse
Jul 5, 2007

by Smythe
That Smash Bros article was nothing short of hilarious.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Wow! So funny! and much better than "other nameless frontpage writer"!

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I did not expect much from "g0m" but these are great and remind me of the old, actually funny poo poo written. thank you gOm or should I say g0d....?!!? keep putting your EYES ON THE PRIZE

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

There's nothing like getting up nice and early, puttin g on the coffee, and opening your favorite web internet web browser to a g0m front page article writer.

Galaxander
Aug 12, 2009

g0m is like a ray of sunshine. Bless this man.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

"Kelly Sue: A good thing to keep in mind is to do something unique to your brand. Some of my favorite brands that I follow are (AUTHOR'S NOTE: these people actually have "favorite brands." I'm not publishing the rest of this sentence. Ffuck off)"

another winner from g0m

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
That little exchange between Frank and Caleb after the "baecon" tweet is incredible.

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

It's good.

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rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002
g0m is a real "g3m" if you ask me.

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