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GreaseMonkey
Jun 19, 2001
Hey, sexy ladies!

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

GreaseMonkey posted:

Hey, sexy ladies!


Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Mung Dynasty posted:

im married to the game

I thought I was too but you know the saying: Too Gamers Are Better Than One.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

i'm a physically fit and strong male with a decent sized penis. am great at video games including super mario bros. 3. play card board games like magic

looking to hook up with any lady gamers. got pms, shoot me one :)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Borsche69 posted:

I thought I was too but you know the saying: Too Gamers Are Better Than One.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

ladies, Alex is a clown... don't even bother

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

zen death robot posted:

Helpful hint: save the penis talk until an appropriate time. You'll know it when it happens.

A million times this.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

A million times this.

unless you have a gigantic penis, like me, then talk about it constantly

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
How much is an Inch in cm again?

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Update: Please do not try to cyber me if you're using a Kinect. I am a PS2Eye aficionado only.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

I cybered once over AIM with my e-girlfriend that I picked up on YTMND back in like 2005. It was epic.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Is it fascism yet posted:

How much is an Inch in cm again?

I don't know, like something between 2 and 3 or something.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

All I know is 32cm is like a foot.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Wormskull posted:

I don't know, like something between 2 and 3 or something.

Its about two i think. 2.2 or something

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

2.54

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~
Ignoring this thread because I already have a hot babe girlfriend that games with me constantly

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elijah. posted:

Ignoring this thread because I already have a hot babe girlfriend that games with me constantly

Mods? Could we please ban this chucklefuck?

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

IRL women are all bitches

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Everyone! Please stop PMing me what I look like! I will post a photo right now and thats that! make up your mind already!



Get out of here, Stalker!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

goonlove in blossom

summer imp zone

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Well done everyone.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Now Do the Harelm Shake.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Here's me:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
you are ready to game, and to date

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Hoodrich posted:

Here's me:


Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Next Hoodrich is going to claim that he wrote the infamous Dragon's Age II Let's Play in the Let's Play subforum.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Hoodrich posted:

Here's me:


*grips goblet with greatest possible faggotry*

farsel
Aug 4, 2007


Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

looking good mate

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

PM me if you want to gently caress, but nothing more

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

a cop posted:

PM me if you want to gently caress, but nothing more

ok but you have to tell me if you're a cop

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
lmfao i cant stop laughing at this

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I really like this really good thread.

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