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Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

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Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~
Ignoring this thread because I already have a hot babe girlfriend that games with me constantly

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

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