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Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
'Nuff said.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Tyler Durden.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wait a sec... Drizzt Durrrrden. Your gay fantasy elf man has been owned.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

The Menzoberranzan Malaise

maev
Dec 6, 2010
Economically illiterate Tory Boy Bollocks brain.
Keep away from children

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Wormskull posted:

Wait a sec... Drizzt Durrrrden. Your gay fantasy elf man has been owned.

*camera zooms in and I fall backwards off my chair*

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

why is that elf man sampling his own period blood

Grim
Sep 11, 2003

Grimey Drawer
Forgotten Realms own and so by extension Drizzt owns

Grim
Sep 11, 2003

Grimey Drawer
but i still killed that bitch when playing Baldurs Gate :getin:

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

look at how rugged and masculine this fantasy series is.

look at it

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
how do u even pronounce this dungeon nerd poo poo

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Grim posted:

Forgotten Realms own and so by extension Drizzt owns

Forgotten Realms is some god drat fail.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Forgotten Realms is some god drat fail.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Forgotten Realms is some god drat fail.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hello i have time traveled from 2003 to tell you all "fo' rizzle, my drizzle"

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

drizzt is fast and he is strong and no orc can stop him

Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.

Omally posted:

hello i have time traveled from 2003 to tell you all "fo' rizzle, my drizzle"

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Raistlin is, like, a metaphor for my own life, man. He totally gets me

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Omally posted:

hello i have time traveled from 2003 to tell you all "fo' rizzle, my drizzle"

Greetings.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

"scimitars bitch" -drizzy drizt

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
"Artemis Entreri, heh, more like Fartemis Entreri" - Drizzt Do'Urdan

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
petition to put drizzt in the next smash brothers

Grim
Sep 11, 2003

Grimey Drawer

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

some god drat fail
dont sign your posts etc

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Forgotten Realms is some god drat fail.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

jigokuman posted:

petition to put drizzt in the next smash brothers

oh yes, that and the "assassin's initiation" by an older priestess of the goddess of the drows as an assist trophy :vd:

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011


vonar looks like he owns

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

i might have played past the first blurry dark village area as a child, if i knew it got better than "twinkle" and "icingdeath"

Myrmomancer
May 31, 2014

Grim posted:

but i still killed that bitch when playing Baldurs Gate :getin:

I hated it in BG2 when you would kill Drizzt and party, then some rear end in a top hat pops up and robs you of your hard-fought loot. :mad:

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Arkevillain posted:

I hated it in BG2 when you would kill Drizzt and party, then some rear end in a top hat pops up and robs you of your hard-fought loot. :mad:

even if you didnt kill him and just cheated the items in, the dude would still appear automatically any time after you finish off the vampire lair

Myrmomancer
May 31, 2014

lesbian baphomet posted:

even if you didnt kill him and just cheated the items in, the dude would still appear automatically any time after you finish off the vampire lair

Yeah, forgot that I tried that too. That dude loving sucked.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

lesbian baphomet posted:

even if you didnt kill him and just cheated the items in, the dude would still appear automatically any time after you finish off the vampire lair

If this is the bioware approach to the balance to game and narrative, then the terribleness of DA2, Mass Effect 3 and all the bans from that Star Wars Mmorpg make sense all of a sudden.

Myrmomancer
May 31, 2014

limaCAT posted:

If this is the bioware approach to the balance to game and narrative, then the terribleness of DA2, Mass Effect 3 and all the bans from that Star Wars Mmorpg make sense all of a sudden.

Seriously, why put Drizzt and company in the game, make it so you can kill them and take their poo poo, and then have some invulnerable rear end in a top hat come in and take it from you?

Dick move.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Arkevillain posted:

Seriously, why put Drizzt and company in the game, make it so you can kill them and take their poo poo, and then have some invulnerable rear end in a top hat come in and take it from you?

Dick move.

Just to house train you that you can't mess with someone else's fap material.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

drizzt proves that not all n*gger elves are evil

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Ekster posted:

drizzt proves that not all n*gger elves are matriarchy

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


drisst dough UR-denn (that is how you pronounce it, fools, poo poo there's even a joke in one of the books about someone mispronouncing it like "drizzit")


Nice. I played this game.

Ravenloft: Stone Prophet was better though.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010


yeah, I totally forgot that the dark elves were basically ran by tyrannical women. says a lot about the author imo

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

yeah I don't like dark-skinned feminazis either

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Omally posted:

hello i have time traveled from 2003 to tell you all "fo' rizzle, my drizzle"

2003? you think the Xbox is a 'huge' stinker? well they named the third xbox the xbox one!

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