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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > What's your best public transit story?
 
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Stormyish
Aug 11, 2014

 I was riding on the light-rail in Phoenix, AZ on my way to work when this homeless man who smelled of urine decided to plop down directly next to me in a near empty train. I was playing some dumb jewel game clone on my tablet, which is apparently homeless code for, "Hey man, I know I'm playing this, but please put your hands on this like you own it, thanks." Not wanting to get stabbed, I was friendly to him about it. He then went on to tell me about how when he had an EggsBox he had had the highest score in all the world on whatever that jewel game is called. Also that Bill Gates was secretly a woman, and that he was able to intercept the radio waves that our minds produce.

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