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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


This game is so different after four years away (Dota2 and then kids). Apparently after thousands of hours of mobas my mechanical skill is roughly intact, but I've zero meta knowledge and my awareness has suffered. Who wants to play chill normals with me sometime? I'm usually online 8-10ish PM CST. I've got mumble and like to use it while playing.

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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Yeah I've got 2500 normals since 2010, and I think 1100 hours of dota2. I'm missing more CS than I like but I want to say I'm getting 4 or so a wave solo. I'm still trying to figure out the new jungle. poo poo is weird. Jungle was probably just barely my most played role in the Before Time, so hopefully I can get the hang of it again.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


In glad to see old gowbs pissed off the lol goonsay a well as the dotes Goons. Did he move on to HoN or Smite? Is HoN still a thing?


I've gotten 8k IP and every rune I could need. Is Zedge cool? He looks cool.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

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Alris posted:

Why does this stupid server not have draft!?

Why the gently caress do people draft normals? Just play ranked.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Lovechop posted:

ye it was great that an almost 30 year old man spent so much time publicly shaming 13 year old kids for behaving like 13 year old kids do

tribunal was fun but that's just cause it was annonymous, his whole thing of trying to personally embarass people on the forums was creepy imo

Start poo poo, get hit.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

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Methanar posted:

Alternatively: lead by example.

As opposed to, you know, sinking to the levels of 13 year olds and encouraging whatever the gently caress hundreds of fanboys cheering "lyte smite!" is.

How cruel he must be, to quote their words in context. Heavily do we suffer, under this perfidious tyrant, this tormentor of children.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Please Condescend to me like this again.

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Tales of Woe posted:

i'm mostly excited about new poppy as a jungler since currently there's only one jungler in the game you can pick if your team needs disengage (gragas) and she'll add a second option

Dragon's Rage can stop fights pretty well, right?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Mikujin posted:

Except any roaming support that gets caught can no longer use it as a means of escape (slowing the attacker) which is actually pretty bad.

Good. Roaming being risky sounds good to me.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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The Shortest Path posted:

It's being nerfed by 200 total gold for two items. That's it. Whoop-de-loving-doo.


Please

Uhh, only one item procs next patch. They won't stack anymore.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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seizure later posted:

yeah I guess this game really is a rock-paper-scissors simulator with no nuance

:qq: some more. It's literally day one for the patch dude, give it a rest.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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seizure later posted:

uhh I wasn't complaining about patch balance in that post but thanks for highlighting your massive retardation

:ohdear: I appear to have missed your sarcasm. The shame is mine, all mine.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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seizure later posted:

only if he's fat. otherwise I'm going to stick to my Gragas body pillow

I've got a pretty generic dad bod, is a beer belly enough?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Yeah, and they're all loving stoked to blast enemy heroes away to safety :argh:

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Yo, can someone give me some quick advice on new Ashe? I haven't played her since before the rework. I've been going W - Q - E, and Infinity Edge into whatever Zeal item I feel like that game, though I'm starting to favour PD because Tons of Damage. Is a Gimmick Critical Damage page funny or just terrible? Inquiring goon wants to know.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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The Mash posted:

Current Ashe is almost exactly like pre-rework Ashe as far as strengths/weaknesses go, except a bit stronger in the early laning phase

A gimmick Critical Damage page is probably mostly terrible

Terrible like it's hard to win ranked games this way or so terrible it's now worth running in normals for big numbers way?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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ImpAtom posted:

This is it. This is the worst idea. Everyone else wrap it up.

No, HoN match would have been worse.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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henkman posted:

Max Q second, please

Yeah, I'm not turning down that steroid for more Hawkshot.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Yeah I'm sure it's a wonderful feeling for the enemy ADC and jungler to know that they can all in you at will since your steroid is behind curve.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Sexpansion posted:

Also, leveling a new account is literally the worst thing about the game.

It really is, sunk cost is probably a major factor in their retention.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

You would actually be surprised how many rioters have used boosters to get their account up before taking the job.

That would be the domestic thing ever since an unlocked account is a job perk, right?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

a unlocked account doesn't = diamond.

Oh I thought you meant level 30. That makes slightly kite sense but is still dumb.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Since I'm dumb and just starred playing again, do you guys take Bounty Hunter or Oppression in the ferocity tree? I've been going with Oppression but I've wanted to Try Bounty Hunter.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Darth Windu posted:

That's got to be the most confusing part for old players

Yeah Morde and Sion being AD here's through me for a loop.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Wards not blocking Power Ball is a fun change. If you're Rammus of course.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Dr. Video Games 0069 posted:

He was comparing the 12.5% favorably to the 5% of Bounty Hunter, which by his math should actually come out to 30%.

Where are you getting the sixth Hero from?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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ZenVulgarity posted:

Rammus is really fun and makes people really mad

Yes, this is good.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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That dude is very secure in himself

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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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A lot of people now that she isn't Yordle Roseanne. Riot definitely cutesied her up with her redo

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