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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

OK boys and girls, here it is; the reveal! Here's how it's going to work - I'm going to post the question along with some images representing some of the answers I received. They aren't necessarily the winning answers, just some of the answers I've received. Then, I will post the breakdown of the answers, followed by everyone's running totals. Now, without further ado...

Question 1: There are lots of irritating or stupid things other drivers do, but _____________ makes me angriest of all.





Answers soon...

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: There are lots of irritating or stupid things other drivers do, but _____________ makes me angriest of all.

Hogging the left lane - 10
IOwnCalculus
Seat Safety Switch
AcidRonin
jamal
Boaz MacPhereson
Previa_fun
piss boner
Geirskogul
Godholio
BrokenKnucklez

Distracted Driving - 7
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Cat Terrist
leica
Knobjockey
SFH1989
DrPain
HotCanadianChick

Inappropriate speed (too fast, too slow, inconsistent) - 5
Elephanthead
iForge
Freelop
InitialDave
meatpimp

Not using turn signal - 3
SlimManFat
NitroSpazz
Somewhat Heroic

Merging below the speed limit/speed of traffic - 2
Tommychu
MonkeyNutZ

Zipper Merging - 2
Bajaha
Fucknag

Tailgaters - 2
angryhampster
KozmoNaut

ACES:

Truck nuts - Measly Twerp
Being female - Viggen
Cheap/Ebay HIDs - Devyl
intentionally making their own cars worse - Sinestro
Prius - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Riding the brakes - Twerk From Home
Their existence - Two Finger
Braking before the turn signal - Eaterofpoptarts
Driving PT Cruisers - sadnessboner
All of them - Terrible Robot
Putting decadent western electronics on their dash - CannonFodder

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 1:

Seat Safety Switch - 10
IOwnCalculus - 10
AcidRonin - 10
jamal - 10
Boaz MacPhereson - 10
Previa_fun - 10
piss boner - 10
Geirskogul - 10
Godholio - 10
BrokenKnucklez - 10
leica - 7
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 7
Cat Terrist - 7
Knobjockey - 7
SFH1989 - 7
DrPain - 7
HotCanadianChick - 7
Freelop - 5
InitialDave - 5
iForge - 5
Elephanthead - 5
meatpimp - 5
SlimManFat - 3
NitroSpazz - 3
Somewhat Heroic - 3
KozmoNaut - 2
Bajaha - 2
MonkeyNutZ - 2
Tommychu - 2
angryhampster - 2
Fucknag - 2
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 1
Twerk From Home - 1
Devyl - 1
Measly Twerp - 1
Viggen - 1
Sinestro - 1
Two Finger - 1
Eaterofpoptarts - 1
sadnessboner - 1
Terrible Robot - 1
CannonFodder - 1

Question 2: When you consider how good the rest of <insert brand>'s cars are, the _____________ is the car they would most like you to forget about.





Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

I should also mention, if you want to ridicule your fellow posters discuss the answers during the reveal, go right ahead!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 2: When you consider how good the rest of <insert brand>'s cars are, the _____________ is the car they would most like you to forget about.

Ford Probe - 3
Devyl
Seat Safety Switch
SlimManFat

Maserati Biturbo - 2
meatpimp
Fucknag

Cadillac Catera - 2
Previa_fun
Somewhat Heroic

Cadillac Cimarron - 2
angryhampster
Boaz MacPhereson

Subaru Tribeca - 2
Bajaha
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN

Dodge/Plymouth Neon - 2
iForge
Twerk From Home

Lancia Beta - 2
AcidRonin
Geirskogul

ACES:

Delorean DMC-12 - Measly Twerp
Porsche 911 - Viggen
BMW SUVs - Elephanthead
4-cylinder Holden Commodore - Cat Terrist
Pontiac Aztek - leica
Chevy Cobalt - MonkeyNutZ
Triumph Acclaim - InitialDave
Honda Crosstour - IOwnCalculus
Ferrrari Mondial - jamal
Hyundai Pony - Tommychu
Jaguar X-Type - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Porsche Panamera - NitroSpazz
Porsche Cayenne - Sinestro
Mazda Miata - Freelop
Mercedes CL203 (Sportcoupé/CLC-class). - KozmoNaut
Ferrari 308 GT4 - Knobjockey
Toyota Camry - piss boner
Mazda RX-7 - Two Finger
Honda Insight - Eaterofpoptarts
Aston Martin Lagonda - SFH1989
Jeep Liberty - Godholio
Mercedes A-Class - sadnessboner
Ford Pinto - Terrible Robot
GAZ M23 - CannonFodder
Porsche 944 - DrPain
BMW's early 5-Series - BrokenKnucklez
Renault LeCar - HotCanadianChick

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 2:

Seat Safety Switch - 13
AcidRonin - 12
Boaz MacPhereson - 12
Previa_fun - 12
Geirskogul - 12
IOwnCalculus - 11
jamal - 11
piss boner - 11
Godholio - 11
BrokenKnucklez - 11
leica - 8
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 8
Cat Terrist - 8
Knobjockey - 8
SFH1989 - 8
DrPain - 8
HotCanadianChick - 8
iForge - 7
meatpimp - 7
SlimManFat - 6
Freelop - 6
InitialDave - 6
Elephanthead - 6
Somewhat Heroic - 5
Bajaha - 4
Devyl - 4
NitroSpazz - 4
angryhampster - 4
Fucknag - 4
KozmoNaut - 3
MonkeyNutZ - 3
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 3
Tommychu - 3
Twerk From Home - 3
Measly Twerp - 2
Viggen - 2
Sinestro - 2
Two Finger - 2
Eaterofpoptarts - 2
sadnessboner - 2
Terrible Robot - 2
CannonFodder - 2

Question 3: I would never admit it to my friends/family, but I have an irrational love of this car company.





Answers soon...

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

MrChips posted:

Mazda Miata - Freelop

Miata is not always the answer.

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
Oh god forgive me on this next one :shobon:

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

DrPain posted:

Oh god forgive me on this next one :shobon:

Oh I've got some awful ones coming up, don't worry.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 3: I would never admit it to my friends/family, but I have an irrational love of this car company.

Mazda - 5
leica
Twerk From Home
NitroSpazz
Previa_fun
Fucknag

Honda - 4
AcidRonin
Boaz MacPhereson
piss boner
SFH1989

Cadillac - 3
meatpimp
Eaterofpoptarts
BrokenKnucklez

Rover - 3
Cat Terrist
InitialDave
Two Finger

Volkswagen - 3
IOwnCalculus
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
jamal

GM - 2
Freelop
DrPain

Mercedes - 2
MonkeyNutZ
Tommychu

Volvo - 2
sadnessboner
Somewhat Heroic

ACES:

Porsche - Measly Twerp
Oldsmobile - Viggen
Toyota - Elephanthead
Citroen - Bajaha
Dacia - KozmoNaut
Dodge - iForge
Fiat - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Ford - Devyl
Lada - SlimManFat
BMW - Seat Safety Switch
Saturn - angryhampster
Nissan - Sinestro
Alfa Romeo - Knobjockey
Lancia - Geirskogul
MG - Godholio
SAAB - Terrible Robot
FSO - CannonFodder (:poland:)
DeLorean - HotCanadianChick

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
I'm honestly surprised cheap HIDs didn't get a higher score; as much as everyone here discusses their hatred for the blinding blue beams of those things.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 3:

Previa_fun - 17
AcidRonin - 16
Boaz MacPhereson - 16
piss boner - 15
Seat Safety Switch - 14
IOwnCalculus - 14
jamal - 14
BrokenKnucklez - 14
leica - 13
Geirskogul - 13
SFH1989 - 12
Godholio - 12
Cat Terrist - 11
meatpimp - 10
DrPain - 10
InitialDave - 9
NitroSpazz - 9
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 9
Knobjockey - 9
Fucknag - 9
HotCanadianChick - 9
Freelop - 8
Twerk From Home - 8
iForge - 8
SlimManFat - 7
Elephanthead - 7
Somewhat Heroic - 7
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 6
Bajaha - 5
MonkeyNutZ - 5
Tommychu - 5
Devyl - 5
angryhampster - 5
Two Finger - 5
Eaterofpoptarts - 5
KozmoNaut - 4
sadnessboner - 4
Measly Twerp - 3
Viggen - 3
Sinestro - 3
Terrible Robot - 3
CannonFodder - 3

Question 4: I hate having to go to the auto parts store to buy _____________; it's seriously embarassing.




Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 4: I hate having to go to the auto parts store to buy _____________; it's seriously embarassing.

Tools - 5
iForge
Seat Safety Switch
Godholio
HotCanadianChick
Somewhat Heroic

Ficticious Fluids (Blinker Fluid, Headlight Fluid, etc) - 4
Freelop
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
SlimManFat

The thing I just loving bought - 4
angryhampster
InitialDave
piss boner
BrokenKnucklez

Haynes Manual - 2
Cat Terrist
Boaz MacPhereson

Air fresheners - 2
Devyl
Eaterofpoptarts

ACES:

Nothing - Measly Twerp
A single quart of oil because I suck at math - Viggen
Make-A-Gasket - Elephanthead
Something I can buy cheaper online - meatpimp
Penetrating oil - Previa_fun
ATF - jamal
Batteries - AcidRonin
Bondo - Twerk From Home
Brake fluid - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
EZ Outs (screw extractors) - MonkeyNutZ
Heli-coils - Tommychu
Hello Kitty Seat Covers - leica
Lug nuts - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Off-brand Chinese parts - Sinestro
Shop Rags/Towels - NitroSpazz
Stick on vents / chrome - Bajaha
Brake pads - Knobjockey
Car wax - Geirskogul
Jack stands - Two Finger
Scratch repair kit - SFH1989
The part I knew was coming off but I thought I could re-use - Fucknag
Tampons - sadnessboner
Subaru headgaskets, again - Terrible Robot
Hammer - CannonFodder
Fix-a-Flat - DrPain

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 4:

Seat Safety Switch - 19
piss boner - 19
IOwnCalculus - 18
Boaz MacPhereson - 18
Previa_fun - 18
BrokenKnucklez - 18
AcidRonin - 17
Godholio - 17
jamal - 15
leica - 14
Geirskogul - 14
HotCanadianChick - 14
InitialDave - 13
iForge - 13
Cat Terrist - 13
SFH1989 - 13
Freelop - 12
Somewhat Heroic - 12
SlimManFat - 11
meatpimp - 11
DrPain - 11
NitroSpazz - 10
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 10
Knobjockey - 10
Fucknag - 10
Twerk From Home - 9
angryhampster - 9
KozmoNaut - 8
Elephanthead - 8
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 7
Devyl - 7
Eaterofpoptarts - 7
Bajaha - 6
MonkeyNutZ - 6
Tommychu - 6
Two Finger - 6
sadnessboner - 5
Measly Twerp - 4
Viggen - 4
Sinestro - 4
Terrible Robot - 4
CannonFodder - 4

Question 5: Sure, AI thinks this car or that car is the best, but that's just because they've never driven a/an _____________.




Answers soon...

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Viggen wins this round, totally didn't think of all the times I've done that.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 5: Sure, AI thinks this car or that car is the best, but that's just because they've never driven a/an _____________.

BMW M3 - 5
jamal
NitroSpazz
Eaterofpoptarts
sadnessboner
Somewhat Heroic

Mazda Miata - 4
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
Tommychu
angryhampster

Toyota MR2 - 2
Boaz MacPhereson
HotCanadianChick

Subaru - 2
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
AcidRonin

PT Cruiser - 2
Bajaha
Freelop

ACES:

Citroen 2CV - Measly Twerp
SAAB - Viggen
MGB - Elephanthead
Maserati Biturbo - meatpimp
Bentley Turbo - Cat Terrist
Black Saturn Astra - Previa_fun
Porsche 911 - leica
BMW Isetta - Sinestro
Bricknose Ford - iForge
E39 M5 - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Toyota - SlimManFat
Original Fiat Panda - InitialDave
Opel GT - MonkeyNutZ
Mustang - Twerk From Home
Muscle car - Devyl
TVR - Knobjockey
Bugatti Veyron - piss boner
Subaru Legacy Outback - Geirskogul
Base model Subaru Impreza Wagon - Seat Safety Switch
Toyota RAV 4 - Two Finger
BRZ - SFH1989
busted old S10 Blazer/other truck with sloppy steering and dead tires. - Fucknag
15 passenger Dodge van - Godholio
1986 Toyota Celica GT-S - Terrible Robot
Volga - CannonFodder
Acura TL - DrPain
Range Rover - BrokenKnucklez

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 5:

IOwnCalculus - 22
Seat Safety Switch - 20
jamal - 20
Boaz MacPhereson - 20
piss boner - 20
AcidRonin - 19
Previa_fun - 19
BrokenKnucklez - 19
Godholio - 18
Somewhat Heroic - 17
HotCanadianChick - 16
leica - 15
NitroSpazz - 15
Geirskogul - 15
Freelop - 14
InitialDave - 14
iForge - 14
Cat Terrist - 14
SFH1989 - 14
angryhampster - 13
SlimManFat - 12
KozmoNaut - 12
meatpimp - 12
Eaterofpoptarts - 12
DrPain - 12
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 11
Knobjockey - 11
Fucknag - 11
Tommychu - 10
Twerk From Home - 10
sadnessboner - 10
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 9
Elephanthead - 9
Bajaha - 8
Devyl - 8
MonkeyNutZ - 7
Two Finger - 7
Measly Twerp - 5
Viggen - 5
Sinestro - 5
Terrible Robot - 5
CannonFodder - 5

Question 6: Every time I see a _____________ on the road, I wonder where their parents went wrong.




Answers soon...

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I'm gonna ride this gimmick to its concrete suspension end.

Thanks for the :poland:

edit: and I'm tied for black sheep with people not doing a gimmick. That's skill on their parts.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 18, 2014

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 6: Every time I see a _____________ on the road, I wonder where their parents went wrong.

PT Cruiser - 12
Bajaha
IOwnCalculus
SlimManFat
KozmoNaut
Twerk From Home
jamal
Boaz MacPhereson
meatpimp
Sinestro
SFH1989
sadnessboner
Terrible Robot

Bro truck - 4
MonkeyNutZ
Freelop
Eaterofpoptarts
HotCanadianChick

Volkswagen New Beetle - 3
Seat Safety Switch
Measly Twerp
DrPain

Pontiac Aztek - 2
angryhampster
NitroSpazz

Mazda Miata - 2
Two Finger
Devyl

ACES:

Chav - InitialDave
A VW with a rusted/wallpapered panel - Viggen
Maserati - Elephanthead
Daihatsu Terios - Cat Terrist
Saturn Ion - Previa_fun
Scion TC - AcidRonin
Mercedes ML-Class - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Kia Soul - iForge
Volkswagen Jetta - leica
Anything slammed - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
2G DSM - Tommychu
MG ZR - Knobjockey
Pontiac - piss boner
Audi TT - Geirskogul
GM J-Body - Fucknag
V6 Mustang - Godholio
Yugo - CannonFodder
Ford Taurus - BrokenKnucklez
Honda Crosstour - Somewhat Heroic

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
This is seriously awesome, and I seriously wish I'd thought of either the Probe or the Catera for #2. That one really had me stumped.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 6:

IOwnCalculus - 34
jamal - 32
Boaz MacPhereson - 32
SFH1989 - 26
SlimManFat - 24
KozmoNaut - 24
meatpimp - 24
Seat Safety Switch - 23
Twerk From Home - 22
sadnessboner - 22
piss boner - 21
AcidRonin - 20
Bajaha - 20
Previa_fun - 20
BrokenKnucklez - 20
HotCanadianChick - 20
Godholio - 19
Freelop - 18
Somewhat Heroic - 18
NitroSpazz - 17
Sinestro - 17
Terrible Robot - 17
leica - 16
Geirskogul - 16
Eaterofpoptarts - 16
InitialDave - 15
iForge - 15
angryhampster - 15
Cat Terrist - 15
DrPain - 15
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 12
Knobjockey - 12
Fucknag - 12
MonkeyNutZ - 11
Tommychu - 11
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 10
Devyl - 10
Elephanthead - 10
Two Finger - 9
Measly Twerp - 8
Viggen - 6
CannonFodder - 6

Question 7: Everybody thinks that _____________ owners are terrible people, but they're actually cool as heck.





Answers soon...

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Seriously, four people thought of the new beetle, but nobody got the Audi TT? It's like a richer, therefore worse, New Beetle.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
I'm surprised someone else had the balls to say the Miata as well.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 7: Everybody thinks that _____________ owners are terrible people, but they're actually cool as heck.

BMW - 11
angryhampster
SlimManFat
leica
Twerk From Home
NitroSpazz
Sinestro
Knobjockey
Geirskogul
Eaterofpoptarts
Terrible Robot
Somewhat Heroic

Porsche - 3
meatpimp
Seat Safety Switch
sadnessboner

Honda - 3
Devyl
IOwnCalculus
Tommychu

Camaro/Firebird - 2
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Viggen

Mustang - 2
piss boner
SFH1989

Mercedes Benz - 2
DrPain
Elephanthead

ACES:

Land Rover - Measly Twerp
Viper - Boaz MacPhereson
Holden Commodore - Cat Terrist
Honda Element - Previa_fun
Air-cooled Volkswagen - MonkeyNutZ
Audi - Bajaha
Subaru - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
SA forum account - Freelop (pro as gently caress answer)
Renault Clio 172/182 - InitialDave
Mitsubushi - jamal
Maserati - KozmoNaut
Jeep - iForge
FRS/BRZ - AcidRonin
Toyota MR2 - Two Finger
Euro car - Fucknag
Pontiac - Godholio
ZAZ Tavria from Ukraine. - CannonFodder
Jaguar - BrokenKnucklez
Miata - HotCanadianChick

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Geirskogul posted:

Seriously, four people thought of the new beetle, but nobody got the Audi TT? It's like a richer, therefore worse, New Beetle.
I see way more new Beetles than Audi TTs. It's all decadent bougie German nonsense anyway.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 7:

IOwnCalculus - 37
SlimManFat - 35
Twerk From Home - 33
jamal - 33
Boaz MacPhereson - 33
Somewhat Heroic - 29
NitroSpazz - 28
Sinestro - 28
SFH1989 - 28
Terrible Robot - 28
leica - 27
meatpimp - 27
Geirskogul - 27
Eaterofpoptarts - 27
Seat Safety Switch - 26
angryhampster - 26
KozmoNaut - 25
sadnessboner - 25
Knobjockey - 23
piss boner - 23
AcidRonin - 21
Bajaha - 21
Previa_fun - 21
BrokenKnucklez - 21
HotCanadianChick - 21
Godholio - 20
Freelop - 19
DrPain - 17
InitialDave - 16
iForge - 16
Cat Terrist - 16
Tommychu - 14
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 14
Devyl - 13
Fucknag - 13
MonkeyNutZ - 12
Elephanthead - 12
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 11
Two Finger - 10
Measly Twerp - 9
Viggen - 8
CannonFodder - 7

Question 8: Conversely, everybody thinks that _____________ owners are awesome, but I wouldn't piss on one if they were on fire.





Answers soon...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

MrChips posted:

Question 7: Everybody thinks that _____________ owners are terrible people, but they're actually cool as heck.

Camaro/Firebird - 2
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Viggen


Viggen you're a cool guy.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 242 days!)

poo poo. I'm out of the lead! drat you, CannonFodder.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Viggen you're a cool guy.

I don't remember the last time we've ever seen eye to eye.

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Aug 18, 2014

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Pontiac has two different black sheep answers from two different people. Just saying.

edit: Sorry Viggen, I went gimmick this time. And honestly I should have slagged off Volkswagen at some point but I kept it all in the Warsaw Pact area. :ussr: You do have some pro answers I and I must acknowledge that.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Aug 18, 2014

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

I will end you.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 8: Conversely, everybody thinks that _____________ owners are awesome, but I wouldn't piss on one if they were on fire.

Miata - 7
iForge
leica
NitroSpazz
Viggen
Geirskogul
Godholio
DrPain

Subaru - 6
angryhampster
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Devyl
Measly Twerp
jamal
Cat Terrist

Corvette - 3
Previa_fun
Boaz MacPhereson
Somewhat Heroic

Porsche - 2
Elephanthead
Eaterofpoptarts

BMW - 2
meatpimp
Terrible Robot

Bro truck - 2
SFH1989
Fucknag

Volkswagen - 2
HotCanadianChick
SlimManFat

ACES:

Any M3 after the E30 - InitialDave
Aston Martin - KozmoNaut
Classic American muscle car - MonkeyNutZ
Cobra kit-car - Seat Safety Switch
Ferrari - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Lotus - Tommychu
Mustang - IOwnCalculus
PT Cruiser - Bajaha
Range Rover - AcidRonin
Stanced vehicle - Freelop
Toyota - Twerk From Home
Volvo - Sinestro
MG - Knobjockey
Harley-Davidson - piss boner
Toyota MR2 - Two Finger
Honda - sadnessboner
Skoda - CannonFodder
Jeep - BrokenKnucklez

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 8:

jamal - 39
IOwnCalculus - 38
SlimManFat - 37
Boaz MacPhereson - 36
NitroSpazz - 35
leica - 34
Twerk From Home - 34
Geirskogul - 34
angryhampster - 32
Somewhat Heroic - 32
SFH1989 - 30
Terrible Robot - 30
meatpimp - 29
Sinestro - 29
Eaterofpoptarts - 29
Seat Safety Switch - 27
Godholio - 27
KozmoNaut - 26
sadnessboner - 26
Previa_fun - 24
Knobjockey - 24
piss boner - 24
DrPain - 24
iForge - 23
HotCanadianChick - 23
AcidRonin - 22
Bajaha - 22
Cat Terrist - 22
BrokenKnucklez - 22
Freelop - 20
Devyl - 19
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 17
InitialDave - 17
Tommychu - 15
Measly Twerp - 15
Viggen - 15
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 15
Fucknag - 15
Elephanthead - 14
MonkeyNutZ - 13
Two Finger - 11
CannonFodder - 8

Question 9: This is the figure from automotive history I would most like to have a beer with.





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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Also, Where is SlimManFat?

MrChips posted:

Question 3: I would never admit it to my friends/family, but I have an irrational love of this car company.

ACES:

Lada - SlimManFat

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 9: This is the figure from automotive history I would most like to have a beer with.

Carroll Shelby - 7
MonkeyNutZ
IOwnCalculus
SlimManFat
Devyl
angryhampster
Sinestro
DrPain

Smokey Yunick - 4
KozmoNaut
Previa_fun
Fucknag
Terrible Robot

Henry Ford - 3
iForge
leica
SFH1989

Bob Lutz - 2
Boaz MacPhereson
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

Ferdinand Porsche - 2
NitroSpazz
Geirskogul

Colin Chapman - 2
jamal
HotCanadianChick

ACES:

Tony Stewart - Measly Twerp
Björn Envall - Viggen
Lee Iacocca - Elephanthead
Mika Hakkinen - meatpimp
Enzo Ferrari - Cat Terrist
Ayrton Senna - AcidRonin
John Delorean - Tommychu (maybe not a beer...perhaps a line?)
W.O. Bentley - InitialDave
Trick question, all of them - Freelop
Tommi Mäkinen - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
James May - Bajaha
James Hunt - Twerk From Home
Ferry Porsche - Seat Safety Switch
Nikola Tesla - Knobjockey
Charles Nash - piss boner
Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot - Two Finger
Steve McQueen - Eaterofpoptarts
Bill Mitchell - Godholio
Ettore Bugatti - sadnessboner
I will have vodka with the whole of the proletariat - CannonFodder
The guy who started the idea of an honest, post 1940s pickup truck - BrokenKnucklez
Marcus Gronholm - Somewhat Heroic

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I will have a beer with BrokenKnucklez, because he knows what's what.


THEN we drink the vodka / moonshine.

In NC Moonshine (like the kind Junior Johnson makes) is sold in the Vodka section. That also means I would also invite everyone who chose Smokey Yunick because game recognizes game.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Aug 18, 2014

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrChips posted:

Subaru - 6
angryhampster
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Devyl
Measly Twerp
jamal
Cat Terrist
Thanks, assholes. <:mad:>

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 9:

IOwnCalculus - 45
SlimManFat - 44
jamal - 41
angryhampster - 39
Boaz MacPhereson - 38
leica - 37
NitroSpazz - 37
Sinestro - 36
Geirskogul - 36
Twerk From Home - 35
Terrible Robot - 34
SFH1989 - 33
Somewhat Heroic - 33
DrPain - 31
KozmoNaut - 30
meatpimp - 30
Eaterofpoptarts - 30
Seat Safety Switch - 28
Previa_fun - 28
Godholio - 28
sadnessboner - 27
Devyl - 26
iForge - 26
Knobjockey - 25
piss boner - 25
HotCanadianChick - 25
AcidRonin - 23
Bajaha - 23
Cat Terrist - 23
BrokenKnucklez - 23
Freelop - 21
MonkeyNutZ - 20
Fucknag - 19
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 18
InitialDave - 18
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 17
Tommychu - 16
Measly Twerp - 16
Viggen - 16
Elephanthead - 15
Two Finger - 12
CannonFodder - 9

Question 10: When gearheads argue about which car is the best, this statistic they quote makes me question their intelligence more than any other.





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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 10: When gearheads argue about which car is the best, this statistic they quote makes me question their intelligence more than any other.

Horsepower per displacement - 6
IOwnCalculus
KozmoNaut
leica
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Fucknag
sadnessboner

1/4 mile times - 5
Sinestro
MonkeyNutZ
Bajaha
Knobjockey
Geirskogul

Horsepower - 5
Elephanthead
SlimManFat
AcidRonin
jamal
meatpimp

0-60 - 4
Twerk From Home
Measly Twerp
Boaz MacPhereson
BrokenKnucklez

Nurburgring lap times - 2
Previa_fun
NitroSpazz

Displacement - 2
Viggen
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN

Top speed - 2
angryhampster
HotCanadianChick

Fuel economy - 2
InitialDave
DrPain

ACES:

Clarkson's opinion on it - Tommychu
Skidpad Numbers - Cat Terrist
Slalom stats - Devyl
Penis size - Freelop
Offroad capability - iForge
Number of brake pistons - Seat Safety Switch
So what if I get 7mpg? diesel burns cleaner than gasoline - piss boner
Power-to-weight ratio - Two Finger
"It's German...they know what they're doing; American cars are all terrible." - Eaterofpoptarts
Resale value - SFH1989
Any reference to rotary engines - Godholio
Sales figures - Terrible Robot
Price - CannonFodder
Top Gear track times - Somewhat Heroic

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 10:

IOwnCalculus - 51
SlimManFat - 49
jamal - 46
leica - 43
Boaz MacPhereson - 42
angryhampster - 41
Sinestro - 41
Geirskogul - 41
Twerk From Home - 39
NitroSpazz - 39
KozmoNaut - 36
meatpimp - 35
Terrible Robot - 35
SFH1989 - 34
Somewhat Heroic - 34
sadnessboner - 33
DrPain - 33
Eaterofpoptarts - 31
Previa_fun - 30
Knobjockey - 30
Seat Safety Switch - 29
Godholio - 29
AcidRonin - 28
Bajaha - 28
Devyl - 27
iForge - 27
BrokenKnucklez - 27
HotCanadianChick - 27
piss boner - 26
MonkeyNutZ - 25
Fucknag - 25
Cat Terrist - 24
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 23
Freelop - 22
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 20
InitialDave - 20
Measly Twerp - 20
Elephanthead - 20
Viggen - 18
Tommychu - 17
Two Finger - 13
CannonFodder - 10

Question 11: Look, I'm a pretty handy guy/gal/otherkin, but I will leave _____________ repairs to a mechanic, thank you very much.





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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Godholio is winning in my heart.


also, my real answer is air conditioning service. gently caress that.

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